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Watch the guy in purple faceplant on GRAVEL. Goddamn that's harsh and hilarious. Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Gah, drat, that dude faceplanting in the gravel is just painful looking. He came so close to missing but nope. And from the angle hopefully the helmet took the brunt. Because ouch.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Watch the guy in purple faceplant on GRAVEL. Goddamn that's harsh and hilarious. The gravel means his face is hosed up instead of his brain, that's probably a win but debatable.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Watch the guy in purple faceplant on GRAVEL. Goddamn that's harsh and hilarious. Umm, that's blue. Sorry about your colorblindness buddy. 
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Regrettable posted:Umm, that's blue. Sorry about your colorblindness buddy. It's purple.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Watch the guy in purple faceplant on GRAVEL. Goddamn that's harsh and hilarious. I dunno, I'd rather faceplant in gravel. It's maybe rougher but it's at least got some give. Asphalt hates you and wants you to die. (Source: I grew up with a gravel driveway and was not a graceful child.) Sagebrush posted:It's purple. It's white and gold, fight me 
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Sagebrush posted:It's purple. Textbook indigo.
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ninjahedgehog posted:I don't think any football kick video is funnier than this one: What's with that #7 guy for Toronto who seemed hell-bent on loving up every guy on his own team who tried to kick it oat
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Sagebrush posted:I love it when people get caught with this stuff and their reaction is Just gotta staple the word "now" onto the end of each sentence and it would be fine. But that would be an admission of guilt and shame so they don't do it.
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Nov 7, 2016 07:00
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There's a whole bunch of youtube instructional videos on how to cut your own bangs. Here's how not to do it: https://www.facebook.com/GuyTangHairArtist/videos/1325615290795510/
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Nov 7, 2016 07:35
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I cannot find a link, but didn't that kid end up playing Aussie Rules Football?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Toddlers are a lot like drunks. Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw
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ninjahedgehog posted:I don't think any football kick video is funnier than this one: In CFL, if a missed kick lands in the end zone you get a point. The game was tied, so the opposing team had to make sure that they got the ball back out of the end zone, otherwise they would lose. It only really works in the CFL because the goals posts are in the front of the end zone, and their end zone is way bigger.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3909282/Australian-men-refuse-apologise-North-Korea-golf-prank.html Aussie non-golfer dudes are invited to the North Korean Amateur Golf Championships based on an email they sent in jest. They were in Beijing so they make some quick fake blazers and go party in Pyongyang for 5 days.  The freude is on the NK officials who are now demanding the boys come back to apologize. The schaden is on whatever low-level NK official whose family will be imprisoned for generations for allowing this mistake to happen...
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Young Humpty Hump, camel driver.
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BrianBoitano posted:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3909282/Australian-men-refuse-apologise-North-Korea-golf-prank.html 'Yeah, nah… we won't be doing that' Possibly the most 'stralian response possible.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There's a whole bunch of youtube instructional videos on how to cut your own bangs. Here's how not to do it: Those are disgustingly fat hands.
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BrianBoitano posted:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3909282/Australian-men-refuse-apologise-North-Korea-golf-prank.html Christ on the Cross the Daily Mail is such a loving shitrag. 
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TBF that just makes it sounds like the KCNA wrote it
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Hahaha what a crazy story. What else? Were they like, chaperoned around for the entire five-day trip as part of their conditions of the travel? 
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BrianBoitano posted:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3909282/Australian-men-refuse-apologise-North-Korea-golf-prank.html I like that they actually went through with playing in the tournament.
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 e: I've been informed this was actually a touchdown. I was hoping he'd lose it since he didn't land in the end zone, but apparently he entered the airspace so he's good. Still freude on the blue team for the flying defender and the failed wrap-up, and schaden on the receiver for getting a butt and foot to the face  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCxajKYgtLg BrianBoitano has a new favorite as of 20:37 on Nov 7, 2016 |
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Does the ball landing in the white area mean it's not a try? Or is the schaden entirely on the blue team getting dunked on?
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TheMaskedUgly posted:Does the ball landing in the white area mean it's not a try? Winner celebrate, competitors compete. If you're holding the ball or not past the finish line you're not a winner.
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TheMaskedUgly posted:Does the ball landing in the white area mean it's not a try? The last jump he did was showboating and he was pushed out of bounds because of it.
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TheMaskedUgly posted:Does the ball landing in the white area mean it's not a try? Decrepus posted:The last jump he did was showboating and he was pushed out of bounds because of it. Sadly it counted as a touchdown. I edited my post.
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Decrepus posted:The last jump he did was showboating and he was pushed out of bounds because of it. But he was already across the line so the touchdown counted Edit: It was a touchdown as soon as any part of the ball crossed the line. Unlike a try in rugby (as i understand it), a touchdown does not actually have to touch down.
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TheMaskedUgly posted:Does the ball landing in the white area mean it's not a try? Premature celebrations are the best. E: welp
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Velocity Raptor posted:Yep. He was literally thrown out of bounds before he technically scored. (Ball or feet in the end zone.) That wasn't a premature celebration at all though. That was a game winning touchdown. Also, american football doesn't give a poo poo if your feet make it to the end zone.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Electrified sign? They glued on alot of tiny spiders. "Huff huff huff gonna grab that, huff HnNg AIIIEEE yuck get it off!"
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The schadenfreude is the two pro athletes who just needed to push a guy one inch to get him out of bounds and instead they almost push him along and help him into the endzone.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:That wasn't a premature celebration at all though. That was a game winning touchdown. Also, american football doesn't give a poo poo if your feet make it to the end zone. I think the thing most people get confused about is that if he had caught a pass while in midair in the endzone and landed out of bounds, it would have not been a touchdown. If you are in possession of the ball though like that guy was, you could just poke it past the line and then chuck it down field the other way, it'll still be a touchdown. A touchdown just means you broke the plane of the endzone while in possession of the ball, that's all.
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