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Paladinus posted:They are movies for literal and mental babies. Enjoying them betrays your stunted development.
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You're all terrible. Except those who aren't.
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Nov 6, 2016 15:28
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Paladinus posted:They are movies for literal and mental babies. Enjoying them betrays your stunted development. I don't get it, they're perfect for you then! 
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Nov 6, 2016 15:31
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Jonas Albrecht posted:His complaint was that it wasn't schlocky. Which was super dumb. Well, the eastern european man delivering a tearful speech about how a magician blew up his family or whatever was also dumb.
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Nov 6, 2016 19:18
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He's also delivering the speech to the king of an African country with alien technology who wears a panther superhero suit and it's delivered 100% seriously with no levity.
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Nov 6, 2016 19:19
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I am perfectly fine with the idea of superhero movies. We've been doing superheroes for as long as fiction has existed. From Hercules to Thor, man I just wish it was a lil more interesting
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Nov 6, 2016 20:12
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Here's my hot take: when did we start saying 'hot take' and what does that mean???
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Nov 6, 2016 20:26
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FrensaGeran posted:Here's my hot take: when did we start saying 'hot take' and what does that mean??? It's the new I AM A HUGE PRICK
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Nov 6, 2016 20:30
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A 'Hot Take' represents an opinion that is incredibly controversial and the intention of introducing it to the conversation is to imply that the author of the "take" does not care how many people become gravely offended by the opinion. Now naturally Goons have a large predilection for sarcasm and thus the lines of appropriate usage have been blurred considerably for the purpose of "humor" (a topic too complicated to get into here). 
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Nov 6, 2016 20:54
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reignofevil posted:A 'Hot Take' represents an opinion that is incredibly controversial and the intention of introducing it to the conversation is to imply that the author of the "take" does not care how many people become gravely offended by the opinion. Thank you professor.
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Nov 6, 2016 21:04
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Are thinking assembly line produced super-hero movies being bland made-for-children cash cows that aren't good or interesting a hot take? My friends kids are interested in them, and some of my more nerdy friends who were big into comics as children and never really outgrew those franchises like them. But even then it's like a guilty pleasure and they fully admit they're absolute garbage you just "shut your brain off" to enjoy seeing costumed mans punch each other while the best effects money can buy overload every scene to the point of numbness.
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Nov 6, 2016 21:05
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I want to hot take Jack's fat pack of sausage
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Nov 6, 2016 21:13
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Baronjutter posted:Are thinking assembly line produced super-hero movies being bland made-for-children cash cows that aren't good or interesting a hot take? My friends kids are interested in them, and some of my more nerdy friends who were big into comics as children and never really outgrew those franchises like them. But even then it's like a guilty pleasure and they fully admit they're absolute garbage you just "shut your brain off" to enjoy seeing costumed mans punch each other while the best effects money can buy overload every scene to the point of numbness. There are no guilty pleasures. People posture about their taste.
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Nov 6, 2016 21:58
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Superheroes need to lose the silly outfits, is my hotto (hot motto)
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Nov 6, 2016 22:21
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If a superhero movie has a larger thematic purpose and it also is an interesting movie that isn't too unrealistic it is okay to like it. I like The Dark Knight. That's about it.
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Nov 6, 2016 22:38
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Meh. I need all of my movies to be about the inevitability of death and the ultimately grotesque nature of our lives here on this hetero Earth.
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Nov 6, 2016 22:52
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reignofevil posted:If a superhero movie has a larger thematic purpose and it also is an interesting movie that isn't too unrealistic it is okay to like it. Thank you, lord of opinions Reignofevil, for telling others when it is and isn't okay to like something. Where would we be without you besides in a better RLM thread that didn't suck rear end
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Nov 6, 2016 22:58
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Pinch Me Im Meming posted:Meh. I need all of my movies to be about the inevitability of death and the ultimately grotesque nature of our lives here on this hetero Earth. Then may I recommend Todd Solondz? Or is even that not negative enough?
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Nov 6, 2016 23:16
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CJacobs posted:Thank you, lord of opinions Reignofevil, for telling others when it is and isn't okay to like something. Where would we be without you besides in a better RLM thread that didn't suck rear end You are welcome.
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King Vidiot posted:Then may I recommend Todd Solondz? Never heard of him but will check him out thank you for your cotinuated support&patronage.
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Nov 6, 2016 23:24
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reignofevil posted:If a superhero movie has a larger thematic purpose and it also is an interesting movie that isn't too unrealistic it is okay to like it. Or, you know, if it's fun and escapist and doesn't need to dwell on serious stuff which is why I go to them. Sure movies can be art and/or serious, 'deep', thematic, etc...but they don't have to be all the goddamn time. Some of us like to go to movies to simply enjoy the unreality.
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Nov 6, 2016 23:29
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I'm just glad Marvel didn't challenge my western sensibilities by casting Asian actors for a movie set predominantly in Asia. Except for tubby comic relief Asian. Haha, so fat, so funny.
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Nov 7, 2016 07:04
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The hottest of all takes is actually admitting you enjoyed a movie. What kind of a loving idiot would have such a dumb babby feeling as that?
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Nov 7, 2016 07:40
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gently caress MOVIES
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Nov 7, 2016 08:05
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I've just watched a film where an elderly Iranian man struggles to eat plums for two hours and just goes to sleep exhausted in the end. This is what a real movie is like.
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Nov 7, 2016 10:38
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I only watch movies that took 12+ years to make. Like Space Cop.
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:Or, you know, if it's fun and escapist and doesn't need to dwell on serious stuff which is why I go to them. Sure movies can be art and/or serious, 'deep', thematic, etc...but they don't have to be all the goddamn time. Some of us like to go to movies to simply enjoy the unreality. Sure, everybody watches movies for fun. That being said, superhero movies are so retarded and mind numbing there is absolutely no fun to be had there.
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Nov 7, 2016 12:15
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Paladinus posted:I've just watched a film where an elderly Iranian man struggles to eat plums for two hours and just goes to sleep exhausted in the end. This is what a real movie is like. only if it was in black and white
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Nov 7, 2016 12:19
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Schweinhund posted:only if it was in black and white It was black and neon green.
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Nov 7, 2016 12:28
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Dont dont about stuff you dont like. Do you know lessons of life?
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steinrokkan posted:Sure, everybody watches movies for fun. That being said, superhero movies are so retarded and mind numbing there is absolutely no fun to be had there. I disagree
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Nov 7, 2016 15:24
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"I cannot find any fun in an action-packed, comedic superhero movie. The fault is obviously with the movie and not my miserable self."
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Nov 7, 2016 15:56
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FrensaGeran posted:I'm just glad Marvel didn't challenge my western sensibilities by casting Asian actors for a movie set predominantly in Asia. I only saw the movie because Tilda Swindon was in it sooo..... I mean I get it?
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Nov 7, 2016 16:08
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a bone to pick posted:"I cannot find any fun in an action-packed, comedic superhero movie. The fault is obviously with the movie and not my miserable self."
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Nov 7, 2016 16:15
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I'm sure fun feels very shallow, empty, and unsatisfying for many people in this thread. Its reflected in their posting.
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Nov 7, 2016 16:22
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temple posted:Pssst...fun can feel shallow and empty thus unsatisfying. have you considered self-harm? v exhilarating
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Nov 7, 2016 16:31
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Nov 7, 2016 16:34
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If you can't enjoy a brilliant but arrogant white man overcoming his reluctance and complacency to punch a bad guy with magic for the tenth time in a row I just feel sorry for you. It's either this or Iranians eating plums, forever. Choose wisely.
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Molothecat posted:have you considered self-harm? v exhilarating People say that Marvel movies are "fun" must be children or morons. The only thing that can make me feel anything anymore is having dangerous sex with strange men without telling anyone where I'm going or who I'm meeting. That's what it take for me to feel alive, because I'm an adult.
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Guy Goodbody posted:People say that Marvel movies are "fun" must be children or morons. The only thing that can make me feel anything anymore is having dangerous sex with strange men without telling anyone where I'm going or who I'm meeting. That's what it take for me to feel alive, because I'm an adult. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6xg8M789ig temple fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Nov 7, 2016 |
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