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I would waver literally 70% of these stories boil down to one of the two individuals in question having aspergers.
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Jesus I wonder why they never gently caress. "You want me to use my hands to touch your unclean places???" "A position other than missionary???" "Hands and knees like a dog??? Surely you jest good husband" Dude's definitely not helping the situation if his wife managed to be sheltered for that long.
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Nov 7, 2016 17:05
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Impressed that she calls it "Lego" and not "legos".
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Nov 7, 2016 17:07
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I mean, a trip? That's cool and everything, but frankly I would rather you just let me gently caress you periodically and then left me with my actual soulmate, interlocking brick systems.
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Nov 7, 2016 17:07
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I hope it was like original castle sets or first gen blacktron space stuff. If it's new releases she needs to sever ASAP and go hook up with megablok chad.
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Nov 7, 2016 17:20
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abigserve posted:Translation: Whoa man that's pretty inflammatory language, that doesn't mean this dude deserves loneliness! I do want to find out where he lives, because a town full of attractive, happy people with a wide variety of hobbies and fulfilling careers sounds like a great place to be and I'm looking to move in the next five years.
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Nov 7, 2016 17:26
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legos are cool tho
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Nov 7, 2016 17:34
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Nov 7, 2016 17:39
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Pick posted:love people more than things no - capitalism
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Nov 7, 2016 17:44
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I wish I had that much $ to spend on Lego 
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Nov 7, 2016 17:45
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Things will never betray you. Megan.
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Captain Yossarian posted:I wish I had that much $ to spend on Lego That's why you don't.
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Nov 7, 2016 17:49
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Gaunab posted:Lego I was about to ask how an adult man so obsessed with lego that he spends thousands on it even finds a person willing to date him, but then I realized: these people are probably unattractive
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Nov 7, 2016 17:52
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El Golden Goose posted:I was about to ask how an adult man so obsessed with lego that he spends thousands on it even finds a person willing to date him, but then I realized: these people are probably unattractive Maybe a lot of these people are going out with super attractive people so they're more willing to ignore red flags 
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Nov 7, 2016 17:55
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Gaunab posted:Maybe a lot of these people are going out with super attractive people so they're more willing to ignore red flags So at least someone in this situation is an uggo then
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Nov 7, 2016 17:57
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ikanreed posted:That's why you don't. Whoa... That's deep friend
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Nov 7, 2016 18:05
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Sorry, there is no way Lego dork is an Adonis.
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Nov 7, 2016 18:08
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Charles Get-Out posted:Spoiler most of these people are probably fat & dumb
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Nov 7, 2016 18:25
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I'm going to say that the aych-jay lady isn't actually shocked by the idea of a handjob, rather it's that she's shocked at her husband's blunt voicing of his unhappiness with the current (lack-of) sex situation.The wife is somehow surprised in this situation that her husband would rather not jack-off alone when they used to gently caress like rabbits, by her account. Basically, they never communicated about this before now and he was pretty curt with the opening shot.
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Nov 7, 2016 18:26
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It would suck if I couldnt cold request a handy from a bf apropos of nothing. Dude shouldve sexed his wife better over time so their sex life didnt detioriorate.
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Nov 7, 2016 18:29
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Charles Get-Out posted:It would suck if I couldnt cold request a handy from a bf apropos of nothing. "Yo, angelface, hand breezy, now."
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Nov 7, 2016 18:33
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https://youtu.be/Fmban3Fio14
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Nov 7, 2016 18:42
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Throw in some eyebrow waggle and dramatic gestures to your donger and I'm in.
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Nov 7, 2016 18:43
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that binch just needs to get him a pocket pussy
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Nov 7, 2016 18:53
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My [30M] neighbors [20s M/F] are findings ways to get me evicted out of my apartments and i need some advicequote:My wife [29F] and have lived on the 2nd floor of these apartments for 2 years now. We recently got a new neighbor below us who seem to be around their late 20s. Recently, they've filed a complaint to HOA saying that im purposely stomping my foot loudly. Im a pretty heavy set guy weighing at 210 lbs.
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Nov 7, 2016 19:02
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Lego dude is a loser but lol at the girlfriend working part time who doesn't get why her boyfriend with a real job can't just take off for 9 days.
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Nov 7, 2016 19:17
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Gotta save up those vacation days for marathon catass seshes when the hot new video game is released.
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Nov 7, 2016 19:23
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Dude would need to work somewhere with an insanely good leave policy for him to take 9 days off. Even if he was a federal employee 9 days is still a fat chunk of your annual leave, especially to take all at once.
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Nov 7, 2016 19:43
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lol americans get raped on annual leave (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 7, 2016 19:46
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no mandotory minimum for paid holidays lol
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Nov 7, 2016 19:47
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Uncle Enzo posted:Dude would need to work somewhere with an insanely good leave policy for him to take 9 days off. Even if he was a federal employee 9 days is still a fat chunk of your annual leave, especially to take all at once. Yeah 9 days is pretty nuts. But maybe joining her for part of it.
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JFairfax posted:lol americans get raped on annual leave No poo poo, 9 days should be like a third of what you get in a given year. America's paid leave policies blow.
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Nov 7, 2016 19:48
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What is that guy even doing with all that Lego. I mean I like desk action figures as much as the next guy but is this dude like some kind of third party Lego broker? Is he actually building all these sets?? Is he making some kind of fort out of unopened sets????
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Naerasa posted:No poo poo, 9 days should be like a third of what you get in a given year. America's paid leave policies blow. Like, two weeks after a year is pretty common As in you have to work for a year straight to get any time off.
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Nov 7, 2016 19:49
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Pick posted:Yeah 9 days is pretty nuts. But maybe joining her for part of it. No doubt his colleagues will look down on him for daring to spend close to his allotted annual leave. I love (not being in) America.
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Uncle Enzo posted:Dude would need to work somewhere with an insanely good leave policy for him to take 9 days off. Even if he was a federal employee 9 days is still a fat chunk of your annual leave, especially to take all at once. 'murrica
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Nov 7, 2016 19:50
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I give it another month before hand job husband starts cheating
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Nov 7, 2016 19:51
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Naerasa posted:No poo poo, 9 days should be like a third of what you get in a given year. America's paid leave policies blow. Yes, yes they do. You're more likely to get time off by being a sly motherfucker than by trying to god forbid use your leave days.
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Pick posted:Yes, yes they do. You're more likely to get time off by being a sly motherfucker than by trying to god forbid use your leave days. Just saw a job description where it's salaried and you're expected to work 45+ hours a week.
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the UK has 20 days annual leave + 5 days public holidays. most of europe gets more. lol america
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