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TheSpiritFox posted:I l[32 f] left my Facebook open on my laptop and my dad [61 m] read the chat log between my ex husband [34 m] and I. He read very graphic sexual details and proceeded to make me feel like a deviant. I'm pretty careful about logging out of stuff in general but maybe if you live with your dad and talk to your ex about how much you enjoyed him drinking your titty milk, double check that logout button.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:47 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 10:27 |
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sounds like dad learned why you don't read other people's facebook conversations lmao like I wouldn't have
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:51 |
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yeah, reading something like that makes you a facebook peeker for life
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:53 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:sounds like dad learned why you don't read other people's facebook conversations I would too but I would have just mercilessly teased her and melodramatically yelled at the heavens "Father what must I do to cleanse her of her sin?"
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:55 |
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Aaahh why did the dad keep reading? Who looks at their adult daughter's stuff, sees a sexchat and reads it for the details. The least he could have done was close the window at the first mention of a throbbing body part. Also, in chairchat, anybody else think that the reason the chairs are a yellow color is because they are unstained/unvarnished? Maybe it was raw pine or something and they weren't close to their final color.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:56 |
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I don't know I kinda empathize. It's not even just that in this hypothetical, your boyfriend loves girls with big tits, his ex had huge tits, and even after they broke up he was hitting her up for some strange on the reg. That's gonna sting.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:56 |
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ravenkult posted:Who gives a poo poo if you don't need chairs? That a lot of glue that I can sell.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 02:57 |
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TheSpiritFox posted:I would too but I would have just mercilessly teased her and melodramatically yelled at the heavens "Father what must I do to cleanse her of her sin?" I think the baby wants some milk, oh wait, your delinquent husband doth drained thine boobies Jack Trades posted:That a lot of glue that I can sell.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 03:01 |
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Khorne posted:I always give answers like that to people though. It's absolutely true. You can't compare two people to each other. There are a crazy amount of differences. Which is why being insecure about it in the first place is so ridiculous. Is it really that hard to tell a white lie like that to someone to make them feel better? If they won't accept it and keep going on about it then maybe try something else, but giving them the old "nah baby you're the best I've ever had" might end it all right there. I thought this was basic human interaction.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 03:18 |
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Gaunab posted:I don't know, they're still talking about Jon's huge penis. I caught my girlfriend sniffing my farts? (Serious) quote:Okay so this a strange and kind of gross question, but I'm not joking. Last night I was awake in bed after drinking with my girlfriend and some friends. I had woken up because of a hangover, and I was just lying in bed with my girlfriend next to me. For reference, we are both 21 years old, and go to the same college together.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 03:24 |
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Regulation Size posted:I caught my girlfriend sniffing my farts? (Serious) Start eating a lot of beans, friend.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 03:26 |
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hackbunny posted:Unsolicited gifts of furniture are such incredibly egoistic gestures. [Ask] me about the disgusting shag carpet my parents had to roll out and painfully set under their bed whenever uncle and aunt came visiting, after swearing they'd never have carpet in their house again. Thankfully they eventually dropped the charade I've been in this situation and without sounding like an ungrateful brat giving other people furniture is a terrible drat gift. My dad made a dining room table and chairs in rustic country style for us after we moved into our new house. Our new house which I designed and is 100% art-deco/modern aesthetic. It's a beautiful piece but it's so out of place in our house and it drives me crazy every time I walk past the dining room. I almost want to buy a cheap cabin in the country and move it there so I can get back my furniture that matches the god drat house.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 03:31 |
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:I've been in this situation and without sounding like an ungrateful brat giving other people furniture is a terrible drat gift. My dad made a dining room table and chairs in rustic country style for us after we moved into our new house. Our new house which I designed and is 100% art-deco/modern aesthetic. This is hilarious (sorry)--I mean I know I've seen this same scenario in more than one sitcom. I assume it was all a big surprise or you could have asked for a particular style. Did he say anything about the decor disparity after you got it moved in? Did he even notice? Dads amirite?
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 05:16 |
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I've recently been willed a shitload of furniture from a relative who was a craftsman, and on the one hand, none of it matches anything I owned, but on the other hand, it's all way nicer than anything I own. Some of it I put in storage and the rest I'm pretty happy to have.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 05:25 |
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lifehack: be too poor to afford the furniture you want and instead just take whatever your friends/family/coworkers donate because it's better than nothing (to be fair our dining set is beautiful even if it's a little damaged)
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 05:26 |
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These bricks connect in a way you and I never will
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 09:15 |
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What the gently caress is wrong with you people insisting they should be happy with a set of chairs, just because FIL made them himself? Who says the guy is a good craftsman? They could be total crap, for all we know. But oh no, it's handmade! A brother of my FIL was a carpenter, he made a number of cupboards with intricate wood carving and glass panels. When he went to a retirement home, they wanted us to take a few even though they don't match anything else in our interior or the style of our house. They got kinda miffed when we said no. They also didn't like us saying they should put them in their house if they liked them so much. Just don't expect people to be grateful for something they didn't ask for.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 09:40 |
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sixth and maimed posted:What the gently caress is wrong with you people insisting they should be happy with a set of chairs, just because FIL made them himself? Who says the guy is a good craftsman? They could be total crap, for all we know. But oh no, it's handmade!
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 09:51 |
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burn the house down and the problem is solved also if you are derailing this thread to argue merits about loving chairs burn your house down too
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:07 |
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Me [54M] with my wife [53F] found our son [23M] in a sexual situation. My wife is furiousquote:A couple weeks ago my wife and I were out and about on a Saturday morning and we decided stop by and see our son at his apartment. He is a graduate student at a nearby University which is literally 20 minutes from our home.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:08 |
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Bonzo posted:Me [54M] with my wife [53F] found our son [23M] in a sexual situation. My wife is furious if your wife was that hard of a evangelical she would be subservient to your commands and you should be a real man by telling her to mind her own loving business, how can she cut off which she, by her own religion's word, can not control
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:11 |
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Niiiiiice.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:12 |
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I'm jealous of their son. Also, the biggest lesson I learned when I was young was to communicate issues in a calm manner, and usually that helped fix things real fast. It's astounding how many people at supposedly adult ages in these stories like the wife take the tack similar to "I don't want to talk to my son about what I saw, so instead I'm going to ostracize him without telling him why and fume internally for months." kuddles fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Nov 8, 2016 |
# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:20 |
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Holy poo poo, chairs almost tore us apart but this Pistol Pete brought us back together
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:20 |
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"Our son's such a well adjusted, smart, nice, warm young man. And handsome. Why would he be banging two women?!" "He is not a player though." I think there's evidence to the contrary.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:21 |
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New Concept Hole posted:"Our son's such a well adjusted, smart, nice, warm young man. And handsome. Why would he be banging two women?!" I think it's amazing they can be that religious and not blame the girls for their sinful, tempting ways.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:25 |
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Good thing that guy has one sane parent at least
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:13 |
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clearly his mom is quaking with incestuous jealousy
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:14 |
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Me (28f) and my coworker (29MtF) are at a loss at what to do with a (early20M) new hire who is taking advantage of the restroom situation.quote:Please forgive any ignorance on my part, I'm still not 100% sure on the proper terminology for transgender people.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:25 |
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Really doesn't help that the names chosen are from Bob's Burgers
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:34 |
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no matter what gender bob is, they're a bathroom creeper and they must be stopped
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:51 |
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That guy wants someone to complain to HR, so HR can try to discipline, so he can turn around and sue them. Totally trying to bait a lawsuit.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:53 |
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I [27M] casually mentioned a paternity test. Now my wife [29F] can never forgive mequote:Yesterday me and wife went for her third trimester sonogram and saw unborn baby's face. We agreed the baby didn't really resemble me. After the doctor, we watched Jack Reacher 2, which has 2-3 scenes discussing a paternity test and a major theme of who's the father. quote:Probably the emotional maturity of a brick. I have almost no emotions at all. Thanks for the comment. quote:It just seemed like the logical thing to do. Obviously I was mistaken. Thanks for the comment.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:02 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [27M] casually mentioned a paternity test. Now my wife [29F] can never forgive me quote:Did not realize the seriousness of asking. I guess I was expecting more like "I'm not cheating, so I don't care if you test." or something along those lines.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:03 |
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LOL cuck confirmed.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:04 |
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That guy maybe the stupidest fucker in history. How the gently caress is a sonogram going to look like either parent? Jfc
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:03 |
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hahaha I'm so happy the movie was Jack Reacher 2
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:04 |
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Hahahaha holy gently caress that guy is autistic for sure
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:05 |
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I'm not even sure how someone not looking like a fetus gets brought up in a conversation anyway.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:06 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 10:27 |
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Another marriage ruined by a Jack Reacher movie.
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