TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Al! posted:

i never got 2 say goodbye..............

the trump thread is within us now

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:27

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# ? May 18, 2024 04:04

Paul Zuvella: Dec 7, 2011

Rhjamiz posted:

Is it safe to say that if Florida is called for Hillary, game's over?

Once she wins PA + ONE OF (NH/NC/FL) it's over.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:27

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Fiction posted:

you can't stop Sheng turning into a corncob don't even try

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:28

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

ZelDickgRande?

ZDR = el pinto grande?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:28

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

can i be pardoned?

only if you ate all your broccolli mister

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:27

evilweasel: Aug 24, 2002

Jesus there's like a hour and a half long line to vote in manhattan and we all know our vote doesn't matter

swing states must be insane

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:28

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:27

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/795996200147226625

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:28

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Sai posted:

congrats on the beautiful hmong wifey

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:28

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

Ratspeaker posted:

Wasn't this the post from the closing of LF?

wddp was all the way back from helldump so yeop

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:28

The Puppet Master: Apr 9, 2005; Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

edit:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:28

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Squizzle posted:

the trump thread is within us now

all these sex tapes.....lost like dwarves in the surging water unleashed by my hubrice...

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:28

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

Al! posted:

i never got 2 say goodbye..............

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:28

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

dang noice

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:28

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

Page 20 already?!? :justpost:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:28

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

Pick, what happened to your av? What's the story?

though generally speaking it comes from people who are super mad I post stories about lovely first dates because clearly it means I hate all men

tho if I hated men I wouldn't give so many of them a shot to date me. it's not my fault if they act like jerkoffs.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:29

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

CSPAM is being deleted. Sorry everyone. Hate to tell you this way but I just found out myself. I'm not supposed to say anything but gently caress that, I don't give a poo poo, what are they going to do fire me? Being co-mod of Pet Island or the Traditional Games subforum of SA isn't really anything I am interested in. CSPAM has been a hilarious place for a good while, but Slowtax and ZelDickgRande and all the rest of the basement dwellers who run this sad excuse of a website have decided deleting the third most popular subforum is better because it will improve D&D, end any headache with FYAD and get rid of a bunch of lf rejects who in their opinion do nothing more than post links to wddp.org and a bunch of anime images. It's a bullshit decision, but people don't notice the good stuff that goes on in CSPAM, just the crap.

So anyway, I'm asking people not to complain about CSPAM being deleted here. Keep this thread positive. Just quote your favorite CSPAM posts or images or whatever and let's all remember the good parts of CSPAM and the stuff that made us laugh. I dunno when they will finally close it but it's been nice modding for you guys. I hope you don't think I was a giant rear end and I guess this will be good for my life in the end, I can spend more time with my Chinese girlfriend and concentrating on work and less worrying about people posting images of shotacon dickgirls or whatever. I'm proud to have worked with all of you and I wish you good luck in your posting futures.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:28

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

The best lf material I saw was groverhaus

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:29

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

only if you ate all your broccolli mister

i love broccolli

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:29

Phyresis: Nov 2, 2004; I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me

i miss the trump thread

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:29

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/ajjaffe/status/795996526875181056

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:30

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

euphronius posted:

The best lf material I saw was groverhaus

load bearing drywall

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:30

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009; Can't post for 6 hours!

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/795996200147226625

oh no! he's starting already

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:30

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

https://twitter.com/EdgeofSports/status/795995592208089090

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:29

Fiction: Apr 28, 2011

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

you can't stop Sheng turning into a corncob don't even try

The only corncob I see is you following him around making salty posts about Jill mess stein every chance u get

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:29

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Voted today. Democrat down the line.

How are things looking? Anything to arzy about?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:29

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

a fleshy snood posted:

give me some loving WEB LINKS please so i can watch msnbc live at my canadian workplace

Here's a link to a live stream.

of a cat

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:29

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

euphronius posted:

The best lf material I saw was groverhaus

I was there for Fox BLACKS AND MEXICANS Round Table which was the last funny thing ever posted in LF

it was pretty cool, I laughed for a while

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:29

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

euphronius posted:

The best lf material I saw was groverhaus

Someone post groverhaus.gif

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:30

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

heres my hot take: trump is a big dumb idiot who poops his pants and is going to lose

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:29

MariusMS: Jan 26, 2006; Who's laughing now?; Clapping Larry

pantsuit riot

riot

husband had an affair

pantsuit riot

riot

you run a comb through your short blonde hair

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:30

babypolis: Nov 4, 2009

i had some barbacoa for breakfast and now im smoking weed at 8 30 am im ready as gently caress for today

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:31

RedneckwithGuns: Mar 28, 2007; Up Next:
Fifteen Inches of
SHEER DYNAMITE

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

CSPAM is being deleted. Sorry everyone. Hate to tell you this way but I just found out myself. I'm not supposed to say anything but gently caress that, I don't give a poo poo, what are they going to do fire me? Being co-mod of Pet Island or the Traditional Games subforum of SA isn't really anything I am interested in. CSPAM has been a hilarious place for a good while, but Slowtax and ZelDickgRande and all the rest of the basement dwellers who run this sad excuse of a website have decided deleting the third most popular subforum is better because it will improve D&D, end any headache with FYAD and get rid of a bunch of lf rejects who in their opinion do nothing more than post links to wddp.org and a bunch of anime images. It's a bullshit decision, but people don't notice the good stuff that goes on in CSPAM, just the crap.

So anyway, I'm asking people not to complain about CSPAM being deleted here. Keep this thread positive. Just quote your favorite CSPAM posts or images or whatever and let's all remember the good parts of CSPAM and the stuff that made us laugh. I dunno when they will finally close it but it's been nice modding for you guys. I hope you don't think I was a giant rear end and I guess this will be good for my life in the end, I can spend more time with my Chinese girlfriend and concentrating on work and less worrying about people posting images of shotacon dickgirls or whatever. I'm proud to have worked with all of you and I wish you good luck in your posting futures.

You can't make me go back to D&D YOU CAN'T THEY'RE SO BAD AT POSTING

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:31

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Covok posted:

Voted today. Democrat down the line.

How are things looking? Anything to arzy about?

yeah trump is up in pennsylvania

not good

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:30

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

good lord you have generic white guy face. I mean that's not a problem but please develop a characteristic that makes you easier to distinguish because there are just fuckin swarms of humans and keeping track of em all is kind of a hassle

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:30

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

November 8, 2016. The man turned into the elementary school parking lot and pulled into an empty spot. He wore rumpled clothes and reeked of stale bourbon. Flecks of cigarette ash clung to his stained shirt. His hair stuck out at odd angles and dark bags hung under his eyes like full trash-bags left dangling from the side of a dumpster. Any other day, a swarm of concerned adults would descend upon this man the moment he set foot on school property, but today was election day.

"Over," he muttered to himself. "Finally over."

Inside, he presented his ID to the poll watcher and received a ballot. A faint smile crept over his face as he approached the curtained voting booth. He threw back the curtain and the smile dropped.

Instead of a table and pen, there was a door. It swung open as he stepped closer. He saw his coffee table, with a fresh glass of bourbon sitting on a coaster. Otherwise the table was empty. He frowned. When was the last time he'd used a coaster? For that matter, the last time he'd cleaned that table? CNN played on the television. His eyes wandered to the date.

June 16, 2015.

A scream lodged in his throat. He tried to turn, to back away, but unseen hands pushed him forward towards the door.

"No!" His voice was raw. A tear ran down his cheek. "No, not again!"

On the television, Donald Trump descended his escalator.