TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/ajjaffe/status/795996526875181056

100 bazillion

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:31

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# ? May 15, 2024 08:50

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

a.lo posted:

oh no! he's starting already

Hahahah oh at least we have one meltdown to watch. yessss

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:30

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

Covok posted:

Voted today. Democrat down the line.

How are things looking? Anything to arzy about?

Depends on who you support :abuela:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:31

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/795994829163470849

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:31

Paul Zuvella: Dec 7, 2011

The Assassination of the GOP by the Coward Donald Trump

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:31

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

it's been a long and winding road to get us where we are now

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:31

Sai: Sep 20, 2004

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

me looking at you subpar hmong wifey:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:31

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/795996200147226625

Going to be some pure strain racist fantasies today

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:31

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

Last dogge post of the election season for me

#MakePyreneesGreatAgain

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:31

Irony.or.Death: Apr 1, 2009

only 8 pages between the time I opened this thread and the time I clicked next page, this is never going to fill the void left by trumpthread

Covok posted:

How are things looking? Anything to arzy about?

if you look deep within your heart, there will always be something to arzy about

maybe obsess over the senate for a while

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:32

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Pick posted:

good lord you have generic white guy face. I mean that's not a problem but please develop a characteristic that makes you easier to distinguish because there are just fuckin swarms of humans and keeping track of em all is kind of a hassle

"i wanted no tomatoes on my cheeseburger no it's okay i'll just take them off myself, thanks"

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:32

Fox Ironic: Jul 19, 2012; by exmarx

Man, this election season has been a loving roller-coaster. I'm looking forward to all the meltdowns tonight.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:31

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

zen death robot posted:

Jill Stein wasnt as shameful until she started giving interviews to InfoWars I don't think even Gary Johnson did that and he's quite possibly brain damaged.

actually she was, we just didn't know about it

Voting for her was still p. bad given lost leftist votes help Fascist Yam

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:31

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

closing lf killed vilerat, closing cspam would probably murder baloogan

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:31

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

zen death robot posted:

Jill Stein wasnt as shameful until she started giving interviews to InfoWars I don't think even Gary Johnson did that and he's quite possibly brain damaged.

i bet they ate up the wifi gives your kids the cancer stuff

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:31

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Who looks like they're winning is the more direct question.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:31

Perfectly Safe: May 30, 2003; no danger here.

a.lo posted:

oh no! he's starting already

When Bill Mitchell can see the writing on the wall...

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:31

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

I'm going to an election result watching party tonight but the people hosting have to go to sleep early due to early work hours. When do meaningful predictions start coming in? We live on the east coast so we don't have the benefit of the time shift.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:33

A Major Fucker: Mar 10, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

You voted for Jill Stein.

you're mad that he voted for jill stein

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:33

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Tatsuta Age posted:

Last dogge post of the election season for me

#MakePyreneesGreatAgain

VOTER FRAUD :siren:

Doggos cannot vote.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:32

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Pick posted:

good lord you have generic white guy face. I mean that's not a problem but please develop a characteristic that makes you easier to distinguish because there are just fuckin swarms of humans and keeping track of em all is kind of a hassle

That picture is actually the only way he's ever seen in public, perpetually with his face shoved against hers, so people can remember him.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:33

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Tatsuta Age posted:

Last dogge post of the election season for me

#MakePyreneesGreatAgain

you gotta go out on top

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:32

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

zen death robot posted:

Jill Stein wasnt as shameful until she started giving interviews to InfoWars I don't think even Gary Johnson did that and he's quite possibly brain damaged.

What IS his deal, did we ever find out why he plays with his tongue during interviews and other such nonsense?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:32

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Tatsuta Age posted:

Last dogge post of the election season for me

#MakePyreneesGreatAgain

when i lived in the country i had a pyrenees

such a great doge

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:33

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

yeah trump is up in pennsylvania

not good

Is this true or are you messing with me?

Are we hosed?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:32

Irony.or.Death: Apr 1, 2009

WampaLord posted:

VOTER FRAUD

Doggos cannot vote.

prove it

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:33

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Pick posted:

though generally speaking it comes from people who are super mad I post stories about lovely first dates because clearly it means I hate all men

tho if I hated men I wouldn't give so many of them a shot to date me. it's not my fault if they act like jerkoffs.

Pick posted:

good lord you have generic white guy face. I mean that's not a problem but please develop a characteristic that makes you easier to distinguish because there are just fuckin swarms of humans and keeping track of em all is kind of a hassle

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:32

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

Tatsuta Age posted:

Last dogge post of the election season for me

#MakePyreneesGreatAgain

that looks like voter fraud to me.
dogges can't vote.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:32

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

Baloogan posted:

guess im up for this election!!

what I need are:

STREAMS, piratical, relevant, high definition, stable

MEMES, dank, fresh and spicy

THEMES, doom, despair, rebirth, a return to normalcy

CREAMS, boston, ice, baileys, soda

BEAMS, of hope, light

TEAMS, of excellent posters making excellent posts

this is the baloogan we want

this is the baloogan we need

:patriot:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:33

Cygna: Mar 6, 2009; The ghost of a god is no man.

WampaLord posted:

VOTER FRAUD

Doggos cannot vote.

racist

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:34

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Squizzle posted:

closing lf killed vilerat, closing cspam would probably murder baloogan

plz no

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:34

Irony.or.Death: Apr 1, 2009

Covok posted:

Is this true or are you messing with me?

Are we hosed?

nobody would gently caress with you in the sacred election day thread, brace for trumpocalypse

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:34

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Fox Ironic posted:

Man, this election season has been a loving roller-coaster. I'm looking forward to all the meltdowns tonight.

Tell us more polling stories, your 5 point post was one of the best things I've ever read.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:34

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

LawfulWaffle posted:

I'm going to an election result watching party tonight but the people hosting have to go to sleep early due to early work hours. When do meaningful predictions start coming in? We live on the east coast so we don't have the benefit of the time shift.

read this as meaningful probations and was like, never

_{(pls don't give me a sixer as a joke I'll miss out on election chat)}

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:34