TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Covok posted:

Is this true or are you messing with me?

Are we hosed?

right now yah, could change later

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:34

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# ? May 15, 2024 14:20

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Atoramos posted:

posting some images in this thread

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:33

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

grats sheng!!!! you got a waifu

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:33

trash person: Apr 5, 2006; Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

A friendly reminder to not put any stock in early exit polling

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:34

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

a.lo posted:

"i wanted no tomatoes on my cheeseburger no it's okay i'll just take them off myself, thanks"

dude he just has one of those faces that is like total bullshit to winnow out of Guess Who

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:34

Swedgin: Aug 22, 2006; by exmarx

LawfulWaffle posted:

I'm going to an election result watching party tonight but the people hosting have to go to sleep early due to early work hours. When do meaningful predictions start coming in? We live on the east coast so we don't have the benefit of the time shift.

We should have a sense of how the night's going sometime after 8pm EST, when Pennsylvania and Florida are closed.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:34

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

im horny

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:34

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

whose guns we gunna melt down first

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:35

babypolis: Nov 4, 2009

Darkman Fanpage posted:

voting for jill stein is really dumb though. don't do it.

yeah if you are going to do that might as well just not vote and stop wasting your time

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:34

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

my waifu is shook as hell still!!!!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:35

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

everyone please pray for my very conservative father, tonight will be hard for him

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:34

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

in fact, pray for all those crazy conservative dads out there

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:35

Sai: Sep 20, 2004

i really hate how excited i am

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:35

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

right now yah, could change later

Oh wait, duh.

The only districts that would report in yet would be tiny ones that would fill up all their registered voters by 9 a.m. EST. In other words, very rural areas, no?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:36

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Squizzle posted:

closing lf killed vilerat, closing cspam would probably murder baloogan

get a load of squizzle, hes not figured out yet that hes an ai construct designed to shitpost, and his real life is entirely the cruel construction of the computer brain he lives in

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:35

The Puppet Master: Apr 9, 2005; Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

what's for dinner

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:36

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:35

Woodchip: Mar 28, 2010

Hello friends, it's like we changed bars, but it'll smell familiar soon.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:35

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

trash person posted:

A friendly reminder to not put any stock in early exit polling

to expand, early exits showed Kerry winning handily

:argh:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:35

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

Election night Alco-haul:
Malibu
99 bananas
Midori
Pineapple juice
Coconut cream
Stillhouse moonshine
Sobieski vodka
Ban poitin: 48% abv Irish moonshine made with potatoes, beets, and barley

If Hillary wins: Redbreast 21
If Trump wins: drink til I wake up in the hospital

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:35

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Covok posted:

Oh wait, duh.

The only districts that would report in yet would be tiny ones that would fill up all their registered voters by 9 a.m. EST. In other words, very rural areas, no?

too early to say but turnout's down in philly

hopefully it'll pick up

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:35

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

releasr the liberal judges

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:35

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Karl Barks posted:

get baloogan to the safe house

better have a well stocked minibar

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:36

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Karl Barks posted:

everyone please pray for my very conservative father, tonight will be hard for him

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:36

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

my god this thread feels so agile and responsive

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:37

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Beachcomber posted:

Election night Alco-haul:
Malibu
99 bananas
Midori
Pineapple juice
Coconut cream
Stillhouse moonshine
Sobieski vodka
Ban poitin: 48% abv Irish moonshine made with potatoes, beets, and barley

If Hillary wins: Redbreast 21
If Trump wins: drink til I wake up in the hospital

that sounds good as gently caress

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:37

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

LawfulWaffle posted:

I'm going to an election result watching party tonight but the people hosting have to go to sleep early due to early work hours. When do meaningful predictions start coming in? We live on the east coast so we don't have the benefit of the time shift.

Who hosts a party with the caveat "Gotta turn in early, need to be fresh tomorrow."?

Probably by 9pm.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:37

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Karl Barks posted:

everyone please pray for my very conservative father, tonight will be hard for him

How does he feel about your rapsheet? :devil:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:36

Phyresis: Nov 2, 2004; I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me

triple sulk posted:

im horny

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:36

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

were the hat boosted

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:36

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

god im ready

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:37

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