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Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

I just remembered that Roger Stone was organizing a Rape PAC for the general election. It feels funny how I used to be excited about Roger Stone's dirty tricks crew, and he just ended up not mattering at all.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:58

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Chair In A Basket posted:

welp i hosed up

basically spoiled a ballot because the pen they had in the booth exploded. ink seemed to favor mostly R sections, even though it looks like I was voting with fingerpaint. took the sodden sheet over to the table to ask for a new ballot. they said they could not give me a 2nd ballot due to fears of fraud, and the grabbed the mismarked ballot I had shown her and threw it in the ballot box. I told her that this was hosed up, but she said she would call the cops if I didn't move long. I had to be at work this morning, so I just chickened out, but I am still fuming. what can/should I be doing about this?

this is in Denver, NC.

you should have told them to call the cops

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:59

ohrwurm: Jun 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/industrial_book/status/795992066400600064

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:59

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Sharparoni posted:

Got this ad on Youtube. Lol at Willie Robertson as the Middle Class representative, as the working class folks probably identify with him more than any other people, even though he is a multimillionaire

suddenly I no longer want to see Rhonda fight

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:58

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Votecastr is projecting a tight race in Colorado at the moment :arzy:

(I have no idea what they're modeling but I suspect it's just early election day voting and not early vote)

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:59

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

A Major Fucker posted:

you're mad that he voted for jill stein

raspy

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:59

Princeps32: Nov 9, 2012

MShadowy posted:

This bizarre ambivalence between confidence and arzy that I'm feeling is a really annoying emotion.

this all day

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:58

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Baloogan posted:

im willing to be bexited, and brexited hard

Depends if you are the Brexiter or the Brexitee.

I've been Brexited and it wasn't very pleasant.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:59

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

https://twitter.com/peddoc63/status/795998297601228801

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:58

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Chair In A Basket posted:

welp i hosed up

basically spoiled a ballot because the pen they had in the booth exploded. ink seemed to favor mostly R sections, even though it looks like I was voting with fingerpaint. took the sodden sheet over to the table to ask for a new ballot. they said they could not give me a 2nd ballot due to fears of fraud, and the grabbed the mismarked ballot I had shown her and threw it in the ballot box. I told her that this was hosed up, but she said she would call the cops if I didn't move long. I had to be at work this morning, so I just chickened out, but I am still fuming. what can/should I be doing about this?

this is in Denver, NC.

if trump wins i will hold you responsible

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:59

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

GlyphGryph posted:

Call the cops and tell them what happened. They're supposed to give you a new ballot if you gently caress yours up.

could also call the ACLU

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:59

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Or at least that's true here, I don't know your local laws. But the cops would. Tell them what happened.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:59

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

triple sulk posted:

you should have told them to call the cops

Call the state election board because she's an idiot and may have just done something illegal.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:00

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

I guess everyone in my little city voted early. There was not a single person voting when I showed up. No line, took about 5 mins and the poll workers gave me a donut.

Only way it could have been better is if Bernie was still on the ballot.

Get hosed GOP.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:59

SirPhoebos: Dec 10, 2007; WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Chair In A Basket posted:

welp i hosed up

basically spoiled a ballot because the pen they had in the booth exploded. ink seemed to favor mostly R sections, even though it looks like I was voting with fingerpaint. took the sodden sheet over to the table to ask for a new ballot. they said they could not give me a 2nd ballot due to fears of fraud, and the grabbed the mismarked ballot I had shown her and threw it in the ballot box. I told her that this was hosed up, but she said she would call the cops if I didn't move long. I had to be at work this morning, so I just chickened out, but I am still fuming. what can/should I be doing about this?

this is in Denver, NC.

logikv9 posted:

Q: I'm at my polling place and some scary as gently caress white supremacists / BLACK PANTHERS are here intimidating voters. Who do I contact?
A: "1-800-OUR-VOTE (or Spanish language version: 1-888-839-8682). The DoJ also has a number you can call, which is: 1-800-253-3931"

EDIT: Don't be a Goon in a well, Chair. Get on this loving poo poo right now!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:59

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

lmebo so im around philly all day and i stopped at a wawa for coffee,found this sign a block from a polling place

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:59

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

so whats everyone listening to as an ELECTION DAY soundtrack

sisters doin it for themselves on repeat here :getin:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:59

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Chair In A Basket posted:

welp i hosed up

basically spoiled a ballot because the pen they had in the booth exploded. ink seemed to favor mostly R sections, even though it looks like I was voting with fingerpaint. took the sodden sheet over to the table to ask for a new ballot. they said they could not give me a 2nd ballot due to fears of fraud, and the grabbed the mismarked ballot I had shown her and threw it in the ballot box. I told her that this was hosed up, but she said she would call the cops if I didn't move long. I had to be at work this morning, so I just chickened out, but I am still fuming. what can/should I be doing about this?

this is in Denver, NC.

Hey this sounds a lot like voter intimidation!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:00

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

Depends if you are the Brexiter or the Brexitee.

I've been Brexited and it wasn't very pleasant.

not all brexits are like that u just gotta find someone who'll be more gentle

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:00

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Sharparoni posted:

Got this ad on Youtube. Lol at Willie Robertson as the Middle Class representative, as the working class folks probably identify with him more than any other people, even though he is a multimillionaire

those are the party members of the Trump RPG by bioware

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:01

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

I voted for Trump!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:01

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/scottbix/status/795993484801011712

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:00

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/795999529862565888

Here's the thing: we could joke about this and make jabs about how "this is the guy who handled the Trump insurgency after Putin lost faith," but all of that would be kind of making light of the fact an actual man died. Just saying.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:01

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Squizzle posted:

lmebo so im around philly all day and i stopped at a wawa for coffee,found this sign a block from a polling place

They should have added a "the" between all way.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:00

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

For Dogcatcher.

I hope he wins.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:01

Mainwaring: Jun 22, 2007; Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE!

Ima be drinking and cheering y'all on from London this eve. Please please please don't make me go through another brexit

ed balls be with you all

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:01

Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

DynamicSloth posted:

Votecastr is projecting a tight race in Colorado at the moment :arzy:

(I have no idea what they're modeling but I suspect it's just early election day voting and not early vote)

Isn't votecastr some stupid Silicon Valley thing?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:01

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Phyresis posted:

you're incorrigible

part o my charm I guess

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

Depends if you are the Brexiter or the Brexitee.

I've been Brexited and it wasn't very pleasant.

i do not understand the difference

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:02

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

passionate dongs posted:

i am hubgry and unshowered waiting in line like a true patriot

lol the first thing i did was shower, im not an animal

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:01

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

+1 for dread abuela and america's dad in NYC hail satan bitch

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:02

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

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Covok posted:

Here's the thing: we could joke about this and make jabs about how "this is the guy who handled the Trump insurgency after Putin lost faith," but all of that would be kind of making light of the fact an actual man died. Just saying.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:02

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

GobiasIndustries posted:

Hey this sounds a lot like voter intimidation!

Seriously, breaking shitposting gimmick to stress you need to call the election board. Also check in with the Hillary campaign, they can contact a lawyer to get that woman to go gently caress herself.

Every vote in NC matters, and if you have physical evidence your ballot is hosed, she should've gotten on the horn with someone and gotten the all clear to let you go again.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:01

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Covok posted:

Here's the thing: we could joke about this and make jabs about how "this is the guy who handled the Trump insurgency after Putin lost faith," but all of that would be kind of making light of the fact an actual man died. Just saying.

On the one hand, I agree, especially since my pet issue is suicide prevention

on the other hand, it's a something awful shitposting forum, so lol

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:03

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

postin on behalf of freedom everywhere

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:03

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Breaking your gimmick on Election Day?

Sad

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:02

babypolis: Nov 4, 2009

Venom Snake posted:

https://twitter.com/scottbix/status/795993484801011712

hahaha he looks so miserable and beaten down. gently caress you christie you stupid gently caress i bet you regret suicide bombing marco rubio now hahahaha

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:02

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/796002536838885376

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:02

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

The Nastier Nate posted:

Tonight we'll all see that Trump is winning at 7:00 for an hour when Indiana, Kentucky, South Carolina and Georgia close

Vermont closes around then too, so Abuela will be on the scoreboard at least.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:03

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Turdfuzz posted:

postin on behalf of freedom everywhere

gently caress yeah it's the motherfuckin turdfuzz

euphronius posted:

Breaking your gimmick on Election Day?

Sad

it's not really a gimmick I just make a lot of bad posts

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:03

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Gravy Jones: Sep 13, 2003; I am not on your side

Chair In A Basket posted:

welp i hosed up

basically spoiled a ballot because the pen they had in the booth exploded. ink seemed to favor mostly R sections, even though it looks like I was voting with fingerpaint. took the sodden sheet over to the table to ask for a new ballot. they said they could not give me a 2nd ballot due to fears of fraud, and the grabbed the mismarked ballot I had shown her and threw it in the ballot box. I told her that this was hosed up, but she said she would call the cops if I didn't move long. I had to be at work this morning, so I just chickened out, but I am still fuming. what can/should I be doing about this?

this is in Denver, NC.

You need to find Christian Slater and get him to vote Democrat on your behalf.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:02

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