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500562 49.92%
139 0.01%
153 0.02%
500888 49.95%
940 0.09%
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Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."


It's not intimidation, it's just he's never done it before. He's copying Melania's work.




































And so ended up voting for Clinton :negative:




comedy snyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyype

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Zas posted:

melania, wearin the pussy bow, carefully writes in "Jeb!"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Slate Action posted:

If Gary Johnson is not elected President today he will get into his rocket and blast off into space

we can only hope

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

I feel like this is gonna end up being one of those iconic photos that everyone remembers when they think of this election

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



This was certainly posted but its good enough to get reposted a million times.

https://twitter.com/WallStCynic/status/796029968602034177/photo/1

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
suck my dick donald


for verification

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Dogstoyevsky posted:

https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/status/796032664172199936

you loving dope

"Sir this is a voting booth, not an NC-17 rated movie."

joe walsh has documented himself being a big stupid piece of poo poo who is also a fucker idiot rear end in a top hat again and again and again on his Twitter feed after being an rear end in a top hat during his term in my district and IRL

typical Trump voter

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
Turnout seems to be off the charts in blue states, but are there any reports of how things are shaping up in swing states?

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Modus Pwnens posted:

This is why the secret ballot is important.

Lol don jr posted his ballot on twitter not because hes a r-bomb but because he's an r-bomb and his dad forced him to post it under threat of physical violence lmao

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


I showed up at my polling place 24 minutes after they opened this morning, with my wife and two daughters.
We waited for an hour and I was ballot 216, my wife was 214. The turnout was looking nuts.

My 5.5yo helped my wife fill in the bubble for Clinton, I hope she remembers that moment forever. :unsmith:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

TRUMP

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Alter Ego posted:

If nothing else, I hope this election makes Ohio irrelevant. If Trump wins it he'll probably still lose the election, meaning that it's "picking the winner" streak is over.

And can we have a "No Arzying" rule about Virginia tonight? Chances are Trump starts the night leading or tied there until NoVA comes in, after which he gets buried in a tidal wave of panicked and pissed-off government employees.

ya i distinctly remember 2012, nova always chimes in late because they have a huge number of ballots to count. va will lean red as all the rural counties report in then nova will drop its cartoon anvil of a vote onto the ballot and wile e. coyote will plummet deep into the blue canyon

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

oh my loving god ahahahahahahahahahahaha

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Trump is pathetic lol

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

Alter Ego posted:

If nothing else, I hope this election makes Ohio irrelevant. If Trump wins it he'll probably still lose the election, meaning that it's "picking the winner" streak is over.

And can we have a "No Arzying" rule about Virginia tonight? Chances are Trump starts the night leading or tied there until NoVA comes in, after which he gets buried in a tidal wave of panicked and pissed-off government employees.

Yeah, this is what happened in 2012 - romney was ahead by like, 100,000 until 11pm and then NoVa came in and he lost by 120,000

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
I'm trying to psyche myself up for the returns tonight with a big playlist of the best Democratic speeches of the most recent era. So far, I've got:


Mario Cuomo's "A Tale Of Two Cities" speech at the 1984 DNC
Jesse Jackson's "The Long Pilgrimage" speech at the 1988 DNC
John Edwards "Two Americas" speech at the 2004 DNC
Barack Obama's speech at the Jefferson-Jackson dinner in 2007

Anything else I should have on there?

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


triple sulk posted:

lmao if u havent already generated dozens

Fuckin lol if you aren't bald already.

Duel
Jan 27, 2005

[ANSWERS]


....then good job, and thank you all for voting :)

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/796033861088055296/photo/1

Jeb!

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Consummate Professional posted:

Trump is pathetic lol

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Shageletic posted:

A list of stuff that I'm disappointed journalists didn't follow up on from his biographies and thirty years of news articles:

8) How he hosed AC


He hosed Anderson Cooper? Big, if true

JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?
+1 for Abuela and Dems in MO (for whatever that's worth)

Now off to refresh this thread every 8 seconds until 5pm, then decamp to my real abuela's 97th birthday party, for which she's requested tacos because she's cool like that.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Mr. Nice! posted:

This was certainly posted but its good enough to get reposted a million times.

https://twitter.com/WallStCynic/status/796029968602034177/photo/1

It won't happen, but the best possible outcome is that his precinct ends up only showing 1 vote for Trump so that he'll know for sure his own wife didn't even vote for him.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Im ok with millenials not letting me say retard anymore because r-bomb is funny

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
No lines in WI. Last time that happened we ended up with Walker.

ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i have seen those work about a tenth as often as ive seen them fail. if that's improving that's cool

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

Democrazy posted:

I'm trying to psyche myself up for the returns tonight with a big playlist of the best Democratic speeches of the most recent era. So far, I've got:


Mario Cuomo's "A Tale Of Two Cities" speech at the 1984 DNC
Jesse Jackson's "The Long Pilgrimage" speech at the 1988 DNC
John Edwards "Two Americas" speech at the 2004 DNC
Barack Obama's speech at the Jefferson-Jackson dinner in 2007

Anything else I should have on there?

Obamas South Carolina primary speech from 2008

Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008

quote:

“I’m very proud of my children and I’m just looking at them right now as an example you show,” Trump said. “But I’m very proud because Don and Eric and Ivanka and, you know, to a lesser extent because she just got out of school, out of college, but Tiffany has also been so terrific.”

:lol:

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:
has anyone made a list of Twitter accounts to follow for the inevitable 9 PM meltdowns? I got Bill Mitchell, Scott Adams, and Hannity, who else

Bunleigh
Jun 6, 2005

by exmarx

TyrantWD posted:

Turnout seems to be off the charts in blue states, but are there any reports of how things are shaping up in swing states?

kinda hard to imagine turnout would be way up among dems in blue states where there isn't much organizing needed but not in swing states where team abuela has been flooding the zone for six months, wouldn't you say?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

logikv9 posted:

suck my dick donald


for verification


Noice 👍🏿

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Paul Revere 3000 posted:

Fuckin lol if you aren't bald already.

Nate account spotted

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

it's around high noon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

click

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
He's just looking to see how the machine works. He's not used to using computers other than his phone.

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'



Jeb.

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


Double Post.

Ed Balls.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/796014124811636736

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Bunleigh posted:

I found 2-3 gray hairs in my head for the first time today

2016

congrats

if your lucky youll have so much hair changing silver at yr temples that Jesus shows up angry at yr barber

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


the comeback kid

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