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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Shangri-Law School posted:

I worked on ACA implementation for two years. People that I met are going to die. :(

Per Justin Rogers, Jim Caldwell in happier times.



The aca was a lovely bill that even many dems hated and everyone dies sooner or later from something :shrug:

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

got any sevens posted:

The aca was a lovely bill that even many dems hated and everyone dies sooner or later from something :shrug:

Jesus

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

got any sevens posted:

The aca was a lovely bill that even many dems hated and everyone dies sooner or later from something :shrug:

Ron Paul 2020

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


got any sevens posted:

The aca was a lovely bill that even many dems hated and everyone dies sooner or later from something :shrug:
scorchin hot

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
I mean you could not bring this poo poo up in the football thread, that would be cool too.

Have some football:

Like this defensive end missing his magic cards:

https://twitter.com/KingCash_7191/status/796439132583051264

Or Cris Carters HOT TAKE:

https://twitter.com/LARamNation/status/795686095602139136


Maybe tell everyone why Romo should sit down the rest of the season for the sake of team chemistry.

Did you see Philip Rivers mic'd up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWr_ScmtoV4


Did you know the Colts were the best team in the world in 2006?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Is Cris Carter still doing vids from his basement?

Flooger
Dec 26, 2004

fsif posted:

I read the transcript of Stan Van Gundy's take on the election then watched Steve Kerr's press conference and THEN saw this and now I wish Tyrod played basketball and the Buffalo Braves were back

https://twitter.com/pardonmytake/status/796546531314778116

Seattle.

Seattle.

Seattle.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

got any sevens posted:

The aca was a lovely bill that even many dems hated and everyone dies sooner or later from something :shrug:

The ACA isn't great in the way that a sketch isn't a great drawing. You don't throw it away and start over. Just refine that poo poo and fix the poo poo that doesn't work.

Don't toss people out on their asses and then go "okay now let's fix this"

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

:swoon:

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
apparently phil rivers can't count past 9

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Has anyone ever attempted to eat a football during a timeout by cutting it into little chunks and then running into the end zone for a touchdown

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

What 12-year old knows how to break into a car? Or is that not what he's saying?

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

i assume 12th man

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

got any sevens posted:

The aca was a lovely bill that even many dems hated and everyone dies sooner or later from something :shrug:

I'm going to assume that between your Russell Wilson avatar and the picture of Jim Caldwell you decided to post like a stupid robot.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
HOT TAKES FROM MANISH MEHTA

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/f...=mmehta+twitter

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.
I for one am looking forward to some AFC North Clownball tonight as a distraction. Let's go the Browns, Bitch

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Having football on again is going to make everything feel normal again. Unless the Browns win, which would be a sign of the apocalypse.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

poly and open-minded posted:

i assume 12th man

Oh right :downs:

Boosh!
Apr 12, 2002
Oven Wrangler

Can't believe he hasn't been jumped yet in the locker room. Ballsy, I give him that.

Naturally Selected
Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

blue squares posted:

Having football on again is going to make everything feel normal again. Unless the Browns win, which would be a sign of the apocalypse.

Cleveland wins in a shutout. 2 seconds before the game ends, a rogue black hole collides with the sun and ends everything we know. Bet on it.

Boosh! posted:

Can't believe he hasn't been jumped yet in the locker room. Ballsy, I give him that.

That would require someone else in that locker room having the physical strength and enough care for the Jets to do it. No one wants to be there. Not even the mascot.

E: No seriously, it must suck being a Jet. It's not like being a Brown, where everything sucks and no one's really expected to win poo poo. So you just kinda show up and hang out and maybe toss the ball around, but it's all cool. But the Jets, man. They're going hardcore at it and have a ridiculous fanbase that expects them to be good. So you show up and get yelled at. And you get pushed to perform your best. But in the end of the day, you have no QB, stillborn play-calling, and poo poo-all for prospects, so the only reason you really *play* is cause maybe some other team will offer to trade for you/you can head out in FA and get a decent contract with another team. But for now, you're stuck going into the locker room filled with despair, through fans that all actively hate you for not somehow carrying the entire team on your back, and an organization that buys its own hype.

Naturally Selected fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Nov 10, 2016

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
im brown and scared

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


whypick1 posted:

First hit on YouTube for "slow motion football kick". Sure looks a lot like the picture off that kick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fap7cz3dYY&t=76s


This is straight-up witchcraft though.

Now I kind of want to see would happen if you built a completely rigid, internally braced football analogue with the same mass as a normal football, and smacked it with a robot foot (for safety's sake). Can we build a time machine so I can ask Mythbusters to get on the case?

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Finger Prince posted:

Now I kind of want to see would happen if you built a completely rigid, internally braced football analogue with the same mass as a normal football, and smacked it with a robot foot (for safety's sake). Can we build a time machine so I can ask Mythbusters to get on the case?

Not just any robot. Cleatus.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
holy gently caress yesyesyesyes

https://twitter.com/30for30/status/796732738707525632

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Browns 7-9 begins today.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

CAME HERE TO POST THAT FUUUUUUUCK YEAH SOME GOOD NEWS FOR A CHANGE

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
:getin:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Naturally Selected posted:

Cleveland wins in a shutout. 2 seconds before the game ends, a rogue black hole collides with the sun and ends everything we know. Bet on it.

If the past couple days have taught us anything it's that the Browns are going to lose big

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Reminder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4FruhJ6WkU

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
The patriots are going to come crashing down to reality this sunday night, the only night they arent coddled by an easy schedule, the seahawks are going to show them what real football is

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

The Xtra fun league

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I hope the Seahawks put bounties on Brady

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
If there's one thing I've come to expect from the Seahawks on SNF it's "real football"

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Intruder posted:

If there's one thing I've come to expect from the Seahawks on SNF it's "real football"

It's not IN Seattle though, so it will be a more "real football" version of football...

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Athanatos posted:


Like this defensive end missing his magic cards:

https://twitter.com/KingCash_7191/status/796439132583051264

Cassius Marsh plays magic?



Intruder posted:

If there's one thing I've come to expect from the Seahawks on SNF it's "real football"

We won't have our homefield advantage, plus we had a short week. :smith:

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Gynecolojustice posted:

I hope the Seahawks put bounties on Brady

Patriots already on the offensive, stealing Cassius' Magic cards :tinfoil:

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6l8MFdTaPE

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
i dunno how nerds can expect us to treat them with respect when they don't even respect each other
stop nerd on nerd violence first

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
:raise:

https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/796774033337397248

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/KingCash_7191/status/796540705720004608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Yeah, that's a pretty expensive haul. Legacy Elves can be north of $2k to build.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzyW20sHmxo&t=87s


What's surprising about that? The NFL came out like immediately afterwards and said it should've been flagged.

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