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Fat Samurai
Feb 16, 2011

To go quickly is foolish. To go slowly is prudent. Not to go; that is wisdom.

HEY GAL posted:

the guys in the top pic are arranged by height :3:

Technically height + hat size.

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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Fat Samurai posted:

Technically height + hat size.

silly hats are the eternal constant of milhist

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

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Trumps office is staffed with people who are in bed with Russia, and so I doubt any cooperation will be as pretty as a "slam-down".

Also, no one mentioned the white armies in Russia trying to put down the glorious october revolution? For shame :ussr:

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Mycroft Holmes posted:

Does anyone have any information on what WWI would have looked like (combat plans, technology, politics, etc.) had WWI continued into 1919?

Are we talking "WWI continues because the Central Powers don't dissolve into starving revolution because [reasons]", or "WWI continues because [reasons] allow Germany to fight on alone and not dissolve into starving revolution"?

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Trin Tragula posted:

Are we talking "WWI continues because the Central Powers don't dissolve into starving revolution because [reasons]", or "WWI continues because [reasons] allow Germany to fight on alone and not dissolve into starving revolution"?

Either/or. Just, in general, what were the plans those involved had for what was to happen if the war dragged on?

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Mycroft Holmes posted:

Either/or. Just, in general, what were the plans those involved had for what was to happen if the war dragged on?

Lots and lots and lots of tanks, on the Allied side.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Crazycryodude posted:

"Civil Wars Are Actually a Really Bad Idea No Matter How Much You Don't Like the Guy" by every nation that's ever had one.

Teeeechnically the US exists because of a civil war (among British citizens in the southern part of the British colonies in America). It stops being called a civil war if your aim was secession and also you win.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Trin Tragula posted:

Are we talking "WWI continues because the Central Powers don't dissolve into starving revolution because [reasons]", or "WWI continues because [reasons] allow Germany to fight on alone and not dissolve into starving revolution"?

Without lifting the British blockade both scenarios seem incredibly unlikely. You'd need to first take out that nasty blockade as a reason, or these alternative scenarios simply won't work.

Now the problem with Germany breaking the blockade is obvious: With Britain prevented from easily shipping reinforcements into France and without the blockade slowly starving Germany into submission, the war wouldn't have continued, either. Germany would have rolled over the exhausted French army and their few British friends and won, the war would have ended in Spring 1918 at the latest!

So to continue the war into 1919 we need to invent some elaborate scenario were the British blockade either still exists but somehow is slightly weaker, or some other factor is crippling the German Empire instead, which is doubling the unlikeliness. We're now in the world of the Gayest, Blackest Hitler ever.

(Yes I have read Castles of Steel, why do you ask? :v: )

Libluini fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Nov 10, 2016

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"
Well, if you look at the planning, most of the entente powers had plans for campaigns in 1919 and I believe they would have looked fairly similar to the campaigns of september and october of 1918 where the Entente forces made their successful push.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

You know, for some reason I feel like wasting a lot of time on this rather than doing what I'm supposed to be doing today. Must be something in the water.

We do have a very good idea of what 1919 might have looked like on the Western Front because, while it was obvious through the second half of 1918 that the Germans were clearly struggling like they'd never struggled before, everyone had finally learned the lesson that their enemy is really resilient and so we shouldn't be lulled into thinking that they're about to run out of morale or men any time soon, no matter how ropey they look; the plans for campaign in 1919 were well advanced and they can be easily summed up as "climb into Renault FT, drive towards Berlin". At the end of September, Winston Churchill wrote a paper causing for conservation of resources until "the decisive struggles of 1920", and he was far from the only person who, not knowing the situation within Germany, could argue that the war would last that long. (Haig wrote back and told him he was full of poo poo, of course; even if you lack specialist knowledge, the percentage play is to tell Churchill he was full of poo poo.)

[More to come.]

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Libluini posted:

Without lifting the British blockade both scenarios seem incredibly unlikely. You'd need to first take out that nasty blockade as a reason, or these alternative scenarios simply won't work.

Now the problem with Germany breaking the blockade is obvious: With Britain prevented from easily shipping reinforcements into France and without the blockade slowly starving Germany into submission, the war wouldn't have continued, either. Germany would have rolled over the exhausted French army and their few British friends and won, the war would have ended in Spring 1918 at the latest!

So to continue the war into 1919 we need to invent some elaborate scenario were the British blockade either still exists but somehow is slightly weaker, or some other factor is crippling the German Empire instead, which is doubling the unlikeliness. We're now in the world of the Gayest, Blackest Hitler ever.

(Yes I have read Castles of Steel, why do you ask? :v: )

Treaty of Versailles with Germany at the helm would be the most amazing gay black kaiser. What were the German Empires plan anyway if they won? What were their goals for the war?

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Boiled Water posted:

Treaty of Versailles with Germany at the helm would be the most amazing gay black kaiser. What were the German Empires plan anyway if they won? What were their goals for the war?

Well, this is probably different between 1914 and 1918, but looking at what happened after the Franco-Prussian War and the terms of the Brest-Litovsk Treaty, it probably wouldn't have been pretty.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Boiled Water posted:

Treaty of Versailles with Germany at the helm would be the most amazing gay black kaiser. What were the German Empires plan anyway if they won? What were their goals for the war?

Their goals and plans were, to simplify a bit, stupid. Brest-Litovsk went through without trouble because the war was still running, if the full war goals had been put before the Reichstag, it would have ended in revolution and Germany tearing itself apart.

In the Kreuznacher Kriegszielkonferenz no-one except for Hindenburg and Ludendorff took the thing seriously. Admiral von Müller called the conference "A total excess in East and West". Chancellor Bethman Hollweg only signed the program because he saw no reason to resign over "phantasy" /"Phantastereien".

Both Hollweg and Zimmermann seemed to be convinced the entire thing would just implode, even after a victory.

As the end of the war came, the war goals shifted into beating down Russia even more, one of the plans floated around was tearing Russia apart into four independent Czardoms. This and other, even more fantastical plans got more and more desperate and insane the worse the situation on the Western Front looked. From a historical standpoint, they're certainly interesting, but it's only really relevant if you want to know where Hitler's idea of Lebensraum im Osten was born, to speculate about an actual hypotethical peace of a winning German Empire those last excesses are as useful as listening to dogs barking.

All this poo poo is from Wikipedia, though. So even with the tons of citations and sources listed at the bottom, please take that into account.

Libluini fucked around with this message at 14:38 on Nov 10, 2016

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Boiled Water posted:

Treaty of Versailles with Germany at the helm would be the most amazing gay black kaiser. What were the German Empires plan anyway if they won? What were their goals for the war?
There was no official goal that was decided on, but this was proposed at the beginning of the war while things were still looking peachy in the west:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Septemberprogramm

  • France should cede some northern territory, such as the iron-ore mines at Briey and a coastal strip running from Dunkirk to Boulogne-sur-Mer, to Belgium or Germany.
  • France should pay a war indemnity of 10 billion German Marks, with further payments to cover veterans' funds and to pay off all of Germany's existing national debt. This would prevent French rearmament, make the French economy dependent on Germany, and end trade between France and the British Empire.
  • France will partially disarm by demolishing its northern forts.
  • Belgium should be annexed to Germany or, preferably, become a "vassal state", which should cede eastern parts and possibly Antwerp to Germany and give Germany military and naval bases.
  • Luxembourg should become a member state of the German Empire.
  • Buffer states would be created in territory carved out of the western Russian Empire, such as Poland, which would remain under German sovereignty "for all time".[4]
  • Germany would create a Mitteleuropa economic association, ostensibly egalitarian but actually dominated by Germany. Members would include the new buffer states.
  • The German colonial empire would be expanded. The German possessions in Africa would be enlarged into a contiguous German colony across central Africa (Mittelafrika) at the expense of the French and Belgian colonies. Presumably to leave open future negotiations with Britain, no British colonies were to be taken, but Britain's "intolerable hegemony"[citation needed] in world affairs was to end.
  • The Netherlands should be brought into a closer relationship to Germany while avoiding any appearance of coercion.

In the east otoh we have the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk.



Gotta love the labels on old maps. Roumania, Kieff, Esthonia, Ukrainia...

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer
The historian George W. F. Hallgarten had some strong words about those war goals.

"Orgy of Ludendorffian militarism"
"a giant coalition of anarchic interests"

He also calls the Kaiser "a dilettantic dreamer on the throne" because Wilhelm thought (thanks to Ludendorff's influence) that this poo poo was achievable.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Speaking of WWI, what were the Japanese up to during the war? I know they were on the Entente's side and got involved in the RCW, but that's about it.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Yvonmukluk posted:

Speaking of WWI, what were the Japanese up to during the war? I know they were on the Entente's side and got involved in the RCW, but that's about it.

They laid siege to the German colony of Tsingtao, forcing them into surrender after a while. But the story had a good end: After WWII Tsingtao went back to China and the people living there went right back to making German beer. Allegedly it's still as good as during the time German colonial lords abused the colony as their own beer brewery.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Libluini posted:

They laid siege to the German colony of Tsingtao, forcing them into surrender after a while. But the story had a good end: After WWII Tsingtao went back to China and the people living there went right back to making German beer. Allegedly it's still as good as during the time German colonial lords abused the colony as their own beer brewery.

Yeah, you can still buy exported Tsingtao beer at your local Chinese restaurant. QED, War is awesome!

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
They also assisted with bottling up a mutiny in Singapore.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

They also sent like one destroyer division to the Med, which learned to ASW and got their experience ignored.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Mostly though they were in it to grab Germany's Pacific colonies. These were vital for Japan's later war plans.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Nenonen posted:

Mostly though they were in it to grab Germany's Pacific colonies. These were vital for Japan's later war plans.

Yep, and not getting what they wanted at Versailles pushed them away from the Anglo-American alliance and then, well, we know how that went.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

HEY GAL posted:

silly hats are the eternal constant of milhist

1500 to 1950, never forget the glory of these fantastic hats.

Fututor Magnus
Feb 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

SeanBeansShako posted:

1500 to 1950, never forget the glory of these fantastic hats.

best hat in military history IMO: Aztect jaguar warrior and eagle warrior headgear.

what aere other cool hat

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Fangz posted:

Yeah, you can still buy exported Tsingtao beer at your local Chinese restaurant. QED, War is awesome!

Technically, that would have been from the colonization, not the war. Granted, the annexation of Tsingtao wasn't entirely peaceful, but it was more due to the colonists setting up a brewery to celebrate.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

sullat posted:

Technically, that would have been from the colonization, not the war. Granted, the annexation of Tsingtao wasn't entirely peaceful, but it was more due to the colonists setting up a brewery to celebrate.

Well, war sucks then

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Fangz posted:

Well, war sucks then

Absolutely nothing indeed

Ataxerxes
Dec 2, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?

SeanBeansShako posted:

1500 to 1950, never forget the glory of these fantastic hats.

Where has all the headwear gone, long time passing?
Where has all the headwear gone, long time ago?

Ataxerxes fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Nov 10, 2016

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

feedmegin posted:

Teeeechnically the US exists because of a civil war (among British citizens in the southern part of the British colonies in America). It stops being called a civil war if your aim was secession and also you win.

The "southern strategy" failed and was wrong about how many Loyalists there were.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Fangz posted:

Well, war sucks then

Makes for good reading and thread material, tho

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

Libluini posted:

Without lifting the British blockade both scenarios seem incredibly unlikely. You'd need to first take out that nasty blockade as a reason, or these alternative scenarios simply won't work.

Now the problem with Germany breaking the blockade is obvious: With Britain prevented from easily shipping reinforcements into France and without the blockade slowly starving Germany into submission, the war wouldn't have continued, either. Germany would have rolled over the exhausted French army and their few British friends and won, the war would have ended in Spring 1918 at the latest!

So to continue the war into 1919 we need to invent some elaborate scenario were the British blockade either still exists but somehow is slightly weaker, or some other factor is crippling the German Empire instead, which is doubling the unlikeliness. We're now in the world of the Gayest, Blackest Hitler ever.

(Yes I have read Castles of Steel, why do you ask? :v: )

If the German agricultural sector was mostly low-labor high-capitol mega-farms instead small, high-labor, independent farms; I think they'd be able to last one more year under blockade before starvation. But that would require some Gay Black Hitler changes back in the 1890s and 1900s, so yeah.

Elyv
Jun 14, 2013



Can I request an effort post on The 602 Byzantine-Persian War, especially from Heraclius' campaign forard? I know that, ultimately, the main effect of the war was that it was one of several factors that weakened both empires enough for the soon-to-be Arab empire to crush the Sassanids and sweep the Byzantines out of the Fertile Crescent, but the war itself seems quite interesting.

Elyv fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Nov 10, 2016

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

The "southern strategy" failed and was wrong about how many Loyalists there were.

By 'the southern colonies' I meant the ones that are now the US as opposed to the ones that are now Canada.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Elyv posted:

Can I request an effort post on The 602 Byzantine-Persian War, especially from Heraclius' campaign forard? I know that, ultimately, the main effect of the war was that it was one of several factors that weakened both empires enough for the soon-to-be Arab empire to crush the Sassanids and sweep the Byzantines out of the Fertile Crescent, but the war itself seems quite interesting.

I read a book on it, but honestly can't remember much beyond yes, it is interesting.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

feedmegin posted:

Lots and lots and lots of tanks, on the Allied side.

Yeah I know Britain had a shitload of tanks on order which they cut short because the war ended, flooding the front with tanks seemed to be a popular idea.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Fangz posted:

Yeah, you can still buy exported Tsingtao beer at your local Chinese restaurant. QED, War is awesome!

It's not good, it's the Chinese equivalent of most Indian beer. Tastes like cooked broccoli, quality varies widely from bottle to bottle.

The beer German emigrants started making in Mexico is good though. Negra Modelo is a perfectly decent Vienna lager.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

feedmegin posted:

By 'the southern colonies' I meant the ones that are now the US as opposed to the ones that are now Canada.

I got the joke, I'm saying that lack of Loyalist support was proven everywhere in the 13.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

So I keep seeing two depictions of vikings, one is fearsome top tier warriors who ran about stealing and taking from whoever, another is annoying vagabonds who basically just stole from unprotected areas of your kingdom, so you pay them off because you'd rather not spend the time or effort to deal with them. Where on this scale are they, or are both wrong and are something different?

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak
Those two things sound exactly the same???

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SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Also, which ones?

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