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paper clips are no more dangerous than q-tips as long as you don't stick them in too deep
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Oct 31, 2016 22:26
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Hint: obviously you're supposed to use the loop, not scrape your fuckin eardrum with a fully straightened paper clip.
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Oct 31, 2016 22:29
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Hint: obviously you're supposed to Seriously, your ears are largely self-cleaning. They have cilia that moves the wax up and out after it's fulfilled its purpose of keeping bacteria and other nasties out. If you have a bad wax buildup (like it's plugged your ears bad), you need to go see an ENT.
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Oct 31, 2016 22:36
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not sure I can take medical advice from this thread, where people were not aware fruit at a grocery store has dirt on it and have proudly proclaimed they don't wash their hands after wiping their butt
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Oct 31, 2016 22:40
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I just use my finger like a toilet plunger and the back pressure causes the ear wax to come out
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Oct 31, 2016 22:51
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Westerners have really gross ear wax. Westerners are gross.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Hint: obviously you're supposed to use the loop, not scrape your fuckin eardrum with a fully straightened paper clip. It actually does work.
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Oct 31, 2016 23:52
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don't bother with antiperspirant, get your pits Botoxed for $1000: http://www.botoxseveresweating.com/
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:don't bother with antiperspirant, get your pits Botoxed for $1000: http://www.botoxseveresweating.com/ Or pay a bit more and have your sweat glands lasered out.
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Nov 1, 2016 02:31
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:don't bother with antiperspirant, get your pits Botoxed for $1000: http://www.botoxseveresweating.com/ I still cannot loving believe a federal agency signed off on this. It's madness, let's inject deadly poison into your armpits to stop your excessive sweating. What's Allergan going to market Botox for next, an alternative to eye surgery?
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Kwyndig posted:I still cannot loving believe a federal agency signed off on this. It's madness, let's inject deadly poison into your armpits to stop your excessive sweating. What's Allergan going to market Botox for next, an alternative to eye surgery? Botox dick injections 
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It's burgin' time! 
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Magnus Praeda posted:If you have a bad wax buildup (like it's plugged your ears bad), you need to go see an ENT. Most people in the US can't go see an ENT. 
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Nov 1, 2016 04:16
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Magnus Praeda posted:Seriously, your ears are largely self-cleaning. They have cilia that moves the wax up and out after it's fulfilled its purpose of keeping bacteria and other nasties out. If you have a bad wax buildup (like it's plugged your ears bad), you need to go see an ENT. Yeah, but it takes forever to see an ENT. And I always end up with sap stuck to my clothes.
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Kwyndig posted:I still cannot loving believe a federal agency signed off on this. It's madness, let's inject deadly poison into your armpits to stop your excessive sweating. What's Allergan going to market Botox for next, an alternative to eye surgery? Can you imagine sweating so bad as to make the numbing embrace of death seem a reasonable and appropriate recourse? I don't think you can, my sweet summer child. Why, I carry a tec-9 at all times for this very purpose. Tox those pits or I'll spray them for you.
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I know someone who has hyperhydrosis and basically spent all of the 90s and 2000s changing shirts twice or more a day and wearing sweatshirts all the time. She's a well-adjusted person and she was really worried about it eventually affecting her career until the Botox treatments. They don't even completely stop the sweating, but she says she's to a level that's at least socially acceptable and she can exercise in public again.
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Kwyndig posted:I still cannot loving believe a federal agency signed off on this. It's madness, let's inject deadly poison into your armpits to stop your excessive sweating. What's Allergan going to market Botox for next, an alternative to eye surgery? Wait until you find out what surgery is. "I still cannot loving believe a federal agency signed off on this. Let's knock you unconscious and cut you open and rip out organs? Its madness!"
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I heart bacon posted:Botox dick injections http://jezebel.com/5770554/why-would-anyone-get-botox-injected-their-vagina
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flosofl posted:Sounds like you need to come to our Hacker Space. Located in the worst part of the city. We can sit around and stare at a picture of a 3D printer we can't afford, because we literally spent all our money on rent for our Hacker Space. My local hacker space rebranded as a maker space.
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:http://jezebel.com/5770554/why-would-anyone-get-botox-injected-their-vagina I know a girl who got the whole nine yards of labiaplasty/vaginoplasty/botox/laser hair removal and too be fair, it looked loving awesome, but it seemed like a lot of money and a lot of time under the knife to fix poo poo that 98% of people won't give a gently caress about. She did go to some doctor who mostly works with porn people though, and he apparently knew all these weird aesthetic tricks and stuff so that was a bonus I guess.
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El Estrago Bonito posted:I know a girl who got the whole nine yards of labiaplasty/vaginoplasty/botox/laser hair removal and too be fair, it looked loving awesome, but it seemed like a lot of money and a lot of time under the knife to fix poo poo that 98% of people won't give a gently caress about. She did go to some doctor who mostly works with porn people though, and he apparently knew all these weird aesthetic tricks and stuff so that was a bonus I guess. Congrats, you finally found a valid use for a "This doctor knows one weird trick..." headline. #Clickbaithacked
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MisterOblivious posted:Both of the spray products that were linked are anti-antiperspirants. No, anti-antiperspirants would cause sweating, or at least prevent antiperspirants from working.
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Nov 2, 2016 18:12
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Boogaloo Shrimp posted:Congrats, you finally found a valid use for a "This doctor knows one weird trick..." headline. #Clickbaithacked This one weird trick discovered by a mom will make your vag look like a million bucks
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Nov 3, 2016 08:38
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Thank you tacodaemon.
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Zemyla posted:No, anti-antiperspirants would cause sweating, or at least prevent antiperspirants from working. Well, it's still better than the dudes that insist on wearing de-deodorants, if only marginally.
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MisterOblivious posted:Well, it's still better than the dudes that insist on wearing de-deodorants, if only marginally. Such as AXE Body Spray.
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:Such as AXE Body Spray. No, no, that's an odorant
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Nov 3, 2016 13:55
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Just use Mitchum I thought that was like common knowledge.
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Mitchum is great but it works so, so much better than its competitors that I can't help but be suspicious of it. Does it contain alien technology? Colloidal dispersion of the True Cross? Are my arms going to fall off at the ten year mark?
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hosed up if tru
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tacodaemon posted:This one weird trick discovered by a mom will make your vag look like a million bucks Is it vajazzling? I'll bet it's vajazzling.
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Dareon posted:Is it vajazzling? I'm still trying to find the venture capital to make ballazzling I want to bedazzle my balls drat it. I want to it to look like a drat disco ball when light hits them.
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Len posted:I'm still trying to find the venture capital to make ballazzling I want to bedazzle my balls drat it. I want to it to look like a drat disco ball when light hits them. Why do you need venture capital for that? All you need is a bottle of crazy glue and a pack or two of these: https://www.amazon.com/350Buy-Rhinestones-Nailart-Manicure-Wheels/dp/B005BF1M10/
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Facebook Aunt posted:Why do you need venture capital for that? All you need is a bottle of crazy glue and a pack or two of these: https://www.amazon.com/350Buy-Rhinestones-Nailart-Manicure-Wheels/dp/B005BF1M10/ An applicator that is suitable for your balls, for one.
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Kwyndig posted:An applicator that is suitable for your balls, for one. Don't let your balls be such a pussy, just use the the wax pencil applicator they use for nail art. It's like you've never lifehacked your way to glory before. 
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Facebook Aunt posted:Why do you need venture capital for that? All you need is a bottle of crazy glue and a pack or two of these: https://www.amazon.com/350Buy-Rhinestones-Nailart-Manicure-Wheels/dp/B005BF1M10/ So I can pocket a lot of money and then send out that exact thing with a special label of course
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See this man gets it.
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Hemingway To Go! posted:not sure I can take medical advice from this thread, where people were not aware fruit at a grocery store has dirt on it and have proudly proclaimed they don't wash their hands after wiping their butt What if you only wipe your butt with fruit? I'm, erm, asking for a friend.
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Stoatbringer posted:What if you only wipe your butt with fruit? I'm, erm, asking for a friend. I use pineapples and lychees
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Nettles and spite.
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