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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
Total: 17498 votes
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Redczar
Nov 9, 2011


Don't forget Vidal with a loving insulin pump tattoo

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Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Mauro Icardi has the best tattoos.











The best.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

loving lol

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
Clyne's tattoo of himself as a child is... Something too

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
How have we gone this far without this

JunkDeluxe
Oct 21, 2008
We need some Skrtel and Agger

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Don't forget Alberto Moreno's portrait of Chuggo


Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Paddyb posted:

Don't forget Alberto Moreno's portrait of Chuggo




IMHO the only good one so far, that tattoo is sick

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
I would love to know if that was the one he wanted all along, or if he considered other strange internet images, and if so, which.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Woodenlung posted:

Clyne's tattoo of himself as a child is... Something too



lmao reminds me of



Moreno's monkey tattoo is the greatest tattoo of all time.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

i actually bothered to image search, this is meireles cool back dragon


but big kung fu nige has the best

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Paddyb posted:

Don't forget Alberto Moreno's portrait of Chuggo




This fuckin owns tbf

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Paddyb posted:

Don't forget Alberto Moreno's portrait of Chuggo




p sure this is the best tattoo anyone has ever gotten, footballer or no

Also Dagger is a viking

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
It's supremely weird, much like himself ('bert)

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Agger's and Skrtel's aren't that funny. They seem well-done and it's nothing that off-kilter as far as I can tell.





Well, the heart is a bit much.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

that angel is terrible craftmanship

quiet enjoyment
May 11, 2009
Everyone image search the tattoos of the players on your favorite/home team and then buy an av of the worst one

Let's be av buying buds

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Agger has a graveyard and Norse gods across his back iirc

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Brony Car posted:

Agger's and Skrtel's aren't that funny. They seem well-done and it's nothing that off-kilter as far as I can tell.





Well, the heart is a bit much.

You're kidding, right? The back looks like poo poo, and he has a loving tribal tat on the base of his neck.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Brony Car posted:

Agger's and Skrtel's aren't that funny. They seem well-done and it's nothing that off-kilter as far as I can tell.





Well, the heart is a bit much.


pretty epic self own if you think these are good tattoos

Shroud
May 11, 2009

Brony Car posted:

Agger's and Skrtel's aren't that funny. They seem well-done and it's nothing that off-kilter as far as I can tell.





The Arabic writing on the back of his left arm is complete garbage.

I think he was trying for "Martin", but his tattoo artist forgot something pretty important about the Arabic language - it goes from right to left. His tattoo says "nitram".
Also, the way his name is written is completely wrong. It should look like this - مارتين. It's the equivalent of using cursive English, but not connecting the letters together, or writing your name "M. A. R. T. I. N". Literal 5 year old kids know this.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Shroud posted:

The Arabic writing on the back of his left arm is complete garbage.

I think he was trying for "Martin", but his tattoo artist forgot something pretty important about the Arabic language - it goes from right to left. His tattoo says "nitram".
Also, the way his name is written is completely wrong. It should look like this - مارتين. It's the equivalent of using cursive English, but not connecting the letters together, or writing your name "M. A. R. T. I. N". Literal 5 year old kids know this.


imagine thinking a nun doesnt connect smdh

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
nuke this thread

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Butterfly Valley posted:

Agger has a graveyard and Norse gods across his back iirc

yeah it owns

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Paddyb posted:

Don't forget Alberto Moreno's portrait of Chuggo




AGREED

Bubble-T
Dec 26, 2004

You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before.

Butterfly Valley posted:

Agger has a graveyard and Norse gods across his back iirc

Also Holger Danske right in the middle.

Edit: I just saw the Danish flags, that is a really loving Danish tattoo.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Bogan Krkic posted:

Raul Meireles iirc and Nigel de Jong have v cool tattoos


it was during the world cup and the worst by far were the chileans and that one guy had a jumpman on his neck

kerem bulut at western sydney wanderers has some insanely bad tattoos and i think they are actually worse than this now:


he also nearly went to prison for starting beef in parramatta mcdeez

lmfao

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Brony Car posted:

Agger's and Skrtel's aren't that funny. They seem well-done and it's nothing that off-kilter as far as I can tell.





Well, the heart is a bit much.

Never get a tattoo.


Bogan Krkic posted:

i actually bothered to image search, this is meireles cool back dragon


but big kung fu nige has the best


That dragon is dope as gently caress.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

respect for starry nips

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Vegetable posted:

respect for starry nips

what kind of brain disease makes someone wake up in the morning and want to tattoo stars around the nips permanently

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

dex_sda posted:



That dragon is dope as gently caress.

It really is not

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/Crap90sFootball/status/795601018532823040

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhtohKXReP4

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

Brony Car posted:

Agger's and Skrtel's aren't that funny. They seem well-done and it's nothing that off-kilter as far as I can tell.




This is a horribly done tattoo.

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity

Butterfly Valley posted:

Agger has a graveyard and Norse gods across his back iirc

Holger Danske, these days best known for being a neo nazi symbol.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


RideTheSpiral posted:

It really is not

I'm a sucker for that style of ink.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
This is very cool and very good:

https://twitter.com/WesBeuvink/status/797184213955084288

Live clip, but giant and table-breaking

TheBigAristotle fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Nov 12, 2016

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?




The change of direction on that :eyepop:

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

jre posted:

The change of direction on that :eyepop:

I just love that it bounced right before the line, almost nothing on it.

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