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hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?
drat, I'd forgotten all about Sexy Losers. What a weird comic.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lmao sexylosers.com still works including guest strips from a decade or more ago

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



shmorkys crayon+default windows font period

impossiboobs
Oct 2, 2006

Powaqoatse posted:

Sinfest would never have a realdoll come to life or a realdoll at all or even the idea of sex that wasn't just the guy with sunglasses fawning over the cool raver chick with the 90s hair


http://imgur.com/a/1ptei

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey



Way to go starting the robot revolution, rear end in a top hat.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




I mean it's all just Weird Science

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




I am come undone.

I thought I had a pretty encyclopedic knowledge of the first couple of years of Sinfest but obviously I did not.

e: wait this seems like it's way after he's given up getting syndicated. Art's all over the place.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Powaqoatse posted:

lmao sexylosers.com still works including guest strips from a decade or more ago



dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Yes.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Elfface posted:

Sexy Losers. A fairy brings a sex doll to life, because as a treasured object it should be able to know it's masters love for it.

The sex doll instantly killed herself. Then the corpse ended up with a necrophiliac.

Found the first part at least: http://www.sexylosers.com/comic/038/

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Don't see what's funny about a bunch of ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOADS!

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


beato posted:

Found the first part at least: http://www.sexylosers.com/comic/038/

That's definitely not what I was thinking of. Pretty sure sin fest had a succubus that found autonomy arc or something.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

From a few pages back, but:

Gorilla Salad posted:

Dammit, there's an old magazine ad from a scientific journal that would go perfectly right here.

It's for an homogenizer (read: science blender) that goes "Can homogenize an entire rat in less than a minute!" but I can't find the drat thing.

Sanzuo
May 7, 2007

Subjunctive posted:

From a few pages back, but:




30 seconds!? But I want it NOW.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Powaqoatse posted:

Sinfest was & is bland as hell though. He used to have a counter for his syndication rejections. Sinfest would never have a realdoll come to life or a realdoll at all or even the idea of sex that wasn't just the guy with sunglasses fawning over the cool raver chick with the 90s hair

Sinfest used to have a few good moments and I quite like the art, but it's like he completely ran out of ideas several years ago and has just been doing the same boring/unfunny :byodood: PATRIARCHY!!! storyline ever since. Every now and then I go back to have a look and it's more of the same stuff.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Krinkle posted:

That's definitely not what I was thinking of. Pretty sure sin fest had a succubus that found autonomy arc or something.

It was sinfest. It was about the devil sex robots.

She didn't kill herself, she turned into super robo ninja assassin.

Good concept otherwise.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

TheBigAristotle posted:

You just reminded me that the President-elect likes his steak well-done, and his butler described it as "rocking on the plate"

If this information had been more widely spread there would have been a vastly different election result.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Perry Normal posted:

If this information had been more widely spread there would have been a vastly different election result.

I don't know. I liked well done steak back when I was a kid, mostly because I liked the way it sounded when I ordered things that way. I still like my burgers medium-well or well though.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


There's a difference between well-done (a layer of char to sear in the juice and brown all the way through) and the way Trump has it cooked. They basically serve him a charcoal briquette.

I prefer my steaks rare. Hell, I'd eat it right off the cow if I had teeth for it.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Searing a steak does not retain its juices.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

RyokoTK posted:

Searing a steak does not retain its juices.

Yeah it does actually. That's kind of the point of searing it.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

RyokoTK posted:

Searing a steak does not retain its juices.

It's the climate change denial of cooking meat

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Searing it just gives it that yummy crunchy outside. It is also why the black and blue steak is the ONE TRUE way of preparing it.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Field Mousepad posted:

Yeah it does actually. That's kind of the point of searing it.

It doesn't, but it does make it taste better.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Elfface posted:

Sexy Losers. A fairy brings a sex doll to life, because as a treasured object it should be able to know it's masters love for it.

The sex doll instantly killed herself. Then the corpse ended up with a necrophiliac.

Trap sprung, I guess? I recall way too much poo poo about webcomics I used to read but almost nothing from French lessons.

Two different storylines. There's the Dutch wife hanging herself, and then there's the girl in love with the mortician who refuses to notice her, because he's a necrophiliac. I think the corpse he violates is a third girl who had her own suicide.

gently caress, Thin H Line was a darker comic than I remembered.

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph
I like a good tofu steak

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Field Mousepad posted:

Yeah it does actually. That's kind of the point of searing it.

Myth has been thoroughly debunked. Google it.

As others said, it just makes it taste delicious.

Well done is about ruining the inside, not crusting the outside.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Field Mousepad posted:

Yeah it does actually. That's kind of the point of searing it.

Wrong. Also, not right.

efb

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I think y'all are confusing searing a steak with cooking it well. You can sear it to whatever temperature you want.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

As long as you put enough ketchup on it, it doesn't really matter.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Field Mousepad posted:

I think y'all are confusing searing a steak with cooking it well. You can sear it to whatever temperature you want.

Searing a steak does not cause it to retain more moisture versus being cooked to the same temperature without searing.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Field Mousepad posted:

I think y'all are confusing searing a steak with cooking it well. You can sear it to whatever temperature you want.

http://amazingribs.com/tips_and_technique/mythbusting_searing_seals_in_juices.html

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Stoatbringer posted:

As long as you put enough ketchup on it, it doesn't really matter.

Ewwww, you should always dunk your steak into ketchup and never pour it directly onto the meat. What are you? 7 years old?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I eat meat raw. I gorge on huge chunks that I tear away from a still warm cow, I swallow them down without chewing.

Lol if you don't do exactly that.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Paladinus posted:

I eat meat raw. I gorge on huge chunks that I tear away from a still warm cow, I swallow them down without chewing.

Lol if you don't do exactly that.

Are you in fact a T-Rex?

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
This is the most delicious derail. Me likey.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.
Ya next lets talk about how we like our tacos!

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I dip my steak in A1+ketchup.

And I like my tacos to be beef and refried beans on a soft tortilla, flour or corn doesn't bother me so long as it's FRESH, with grated cheddar, some lettuce, and some nice spicy salsa.

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RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Field Mousepad posted:

I think y'all are confusing searing a steak with cooking it well. You can sear it to whatever temperature you want.

Nobody's confusing what searing a steak is, we're all aware of what searing means. It does not vacuum-seal the juices inside the steak, no matter how you do it or to what temperature. It does give the steak superior flavor and mouthfeel, which is why you do it.

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