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Sound Decisions: How One Midwest Mom Got In, Got Out, And Didn't gently caress Up Her Urethra (Harper-Collins, $16.99 hardcover, ISBN 9780609000687)
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One Weird Trick Discovered By A Mom Urologists HATE Her!
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# ? Nov 13, 2016 16:31 |
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If you're going to put things in your hog please do so safely and also don't post about it
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# ? Nov 13, 2016 16:36 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:do so safely
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# ? Nov 13, 2016 16:45 |
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Safety goggles
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# ? Nov 13, 2016 16:49 |
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Shame Wagon posted:The context is the aus chat thread in gbs. Skylark posted:I went to page one of the thread to see why it caused someone to shove some kind of object into his urethra, and the stated premise of the thread is to post pictures of "Big animals" such as a big lizard.
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# ? Nov 13, 2016 17:44 |
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What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Leather Daddy's, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on my urethra, and I have over 300 confirmed orgasms. I am trained in Uranus warfare and I’m the top sounder in the entire SF BDSM scene. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will break you the gently caress off with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of twinks across SoCal and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your urinary tract. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sound you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my glass rods. Not only am I extensively trained in prostate massage, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the San Francisco Leather Daddy Scene and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sound fury all over you and you will drown in it. You'll loving cum, kiddo.
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# ? Nov 13, 2016 19:53 |
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Jesus christ this thread took a weird turn
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# ? Nov 13, 2016 20:42 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A SOUNDING ROD DOWN MY DICK 2 INCHES INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING
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# ? Nov 13, 2016 20:55 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:Jesus christ this thread took a weird turn Peroni's Disease can be severe.
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# ? Nov 13, 2016 22:11 |
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Epic High Five posted:Oh poo poo Trump has an application to apply for high ranking positions right there on the webpage https://www.greatagain.gov/serve-america.html mormonpartyboat posted:ITS A COOKBOOK
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 05:16 |
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Wizard Master posted:Full from of husbend...... blarzgh posted:H: Has Tits
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 15:23 |
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Mad Wack posted:at my job every conference room is owned by a department and assigned to the admin of that apt - this leads to you booking a room and getting a decline plus form email from the admin. there is no structure across the company for how these rooms are booked and each admin comes up with their own process so depending on what room you try to get you may just have a short im convo or you may be logging into lotus notes to submit a form to a database or even doing a transaction or two in sap. its really cool and good because every dept has way less rooms then they need so you get tribal warfare over rooms and hidden conference rooms.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 02:46 |
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Tiny Bug Child posted:mega lol @ the finance department that uses a gutted cubicle conference shanty
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 05:22 |
Dex posted:i hope i am never bored enough to ram objects down my dickhole until i destroy my penis, but life doesn't always go to plan i suppose RyokoTK posted:As soon as I see the words "sounding rod" I hit the middle mouse button and loving rake it down my mousepad so hard that I scroll to the bottom of the page and hit it so hard I break through and fall onto a different website that doesn't talk about people jamming poo poo into their dicks. DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A SOUNDING ROD DOWN MY DICK
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 05:29 |
Um I found a .rtf from 2006 with quotes I saved, it was the kind of stuff I found edgy/cool/funny/philosophical literally a decade agoTossed_Salad_Man posted:Life is a giant radioactive sweaty rabid gorilla, with a 37 inch studded electrified cock which oozes searing acid. The sooner you get used to the fact that life is going to bend you over a pickle barrel and rear end gently caress you until your eyes rocket out of your ears, the sooner you can move on. It's like a game, but you don't win, you just get a lot of rear end loving, and well, gently caress. 666 posted:Realize that falling in love with someone is just the results of a series of generic events that can occur between you and basically anyone who meets your standards of attractiveness. It's just an emotional manifestation of a handfull of chemicals bouncing back and forth. It's not the holy grail of living, it's not your reason to exist and it's definitely not something reserved for "that one person". Accept that you are just an animal with a big brain that allows him to fret over what only amounts to a game of hormone pool. What you're feeling is not your soul dying a gurgling, ugly death, but withdrawal. All the happy chemicals that saturated your body when you were with her are kicking out cold turkey, and your body is screaming bloody murder, where are my loving endorphins? Therapy posted:I think you just need to sit them all down the very first day, have a nice long talk. Something like this. I don't want to flood the thread but I have a lot more to share
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 09:34 |
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Do one a day until they're exhausted and, at the same time, start a microblog about how you're discovering yourself and transforming into a new person. Make a million dollars.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 12:46 |
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Dreddout posted:over 300 confirmed orgasms The hard at work
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 12:59 |
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Soho Joe posted:Um I found a .rtf from 2006 with quotes I saved, it was the kind of stuff I found edgy/cool/funny/philosophical literally a decade ago i love old goon philosophy, so please share this treasure
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 18:20 |
Part 2 of The Amazing Rando! posted:Jesus gently caress! You're an American in Korea and you're busy looking at porn? That's like a man dying of thirst on a boat in the middle of a lake because he's busy eating pictures of glasses of water. Unknown posted:It's like watching a train derail while part of it slides down the tracks and all the passengers are being tossed about like ragdolls, just getting slammed around and beaten up and maybe even killed in some cases, but part of the train has broken off and keeps sliding sideways down the track and then you see a guy passed out on the tracks and you wonder "hey, will the train lose momentum and slow down and stop before it smears him everywhere?" That's what this thread is like to me, and I'm enjoying it greatly. Unknown posted:Youre goddamn relationship is loving doomed if you carry this out.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 19:03 |
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a time, ten years ago, when goons posted like hellbastard fans Mother loving Hell Yes, Let Me Just. Spell It Out For You. Rhetorical Question??
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 19:12 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:a time, ten years ago, when goons posted like hellbastard fans SA truly pioneered internet garbage
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:a time, ten years ago, when goons posted like hellbastard fans don't forget to add in a buncha monkeycheese and swearing because HOLY MOTHER OF gently caress
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 19:31 |
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When people say they want to bring back Old GBS that kind of posting is all I can think of
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 19:44 |
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purple death ray posted:When people say they want to bring back Old GBS that kind of posting is all I can think of [shuffling through vague notes of old gbs] Holy Jebus on a Cracker, get a load of this virginal loser. Maybe you should gently caress off to 4chan
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 19:47 |
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purple death ray posted:When people say they want to bring back Old GBS that kind of posting is all I can think of Also the constantly self-aggrandizing auto-fan-fiction of The Swami, Mayor Wilkins, The Angry Bee Dance etc
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 19:51 |
Part 3 ofUnknown posted:YOU KNOW, YOU NEEDLE-DICKED PANSIES BOTH COWER IN FEAR WHEN I WHIP MY TOWERING CYCLOPS OUT. MY PENIS CONSUMES LIGHT AND WHOLE ASTEROIDS LIKE THEY WERE NOTHING. ONE TIME I GOT AN ERECTION AND WELL THAT CAUSED A WHOLE GALAXY TO BE SHATTERED BY THE SHEER FORCE. WHEN I EJACULATE IT CAUSES THE GRAVITATIONAL CONSTANT OF THE UNIVERSE TO BE ALTERED BECAUSE OF THE SUDDEN INCREASE IN MASS. AT THE END OF TIME THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT IN THE UNIVERSE BUT DARK MATTER AND MY PENIS. MY PENIS EXISTS IN FOUR DIMENSIONS, EXPANDING OUTWARD AT LIGHT SPEED LIKE TIME ITSELF. MY PENIS COMPOSES THE UNIVERSE AND TICKLES AZATHOTH'S OMNIPOTENT BUNGHOLE WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT. ENTROPY IS BUT A FART IN THE WIND FOR MY PENIS. MY PENIS CAN BREAK MATHEMATICS! IT IS ABLE TO TRANSCEND REALITY AND DESTROY HUMAN THOUGHT WITH ITS SHEER VOLUME AND MASS. MY PENIS HAS A PENIS, AND THAT PENIS IS STILL BIGGER THAN YOUR PENIS. Unknown posted:Cheney frankly scares me a lot. It's like Bush is Agahnim from Zelda and really not that hard to beat whereas Cheny is Ganon, controlling Agahnim from the side of the dark world and while you only need the master sword to beat Bush you need the magic mirror, the fire staff, the golden sword, AND the silver arrows to get at Gannon. Unknown posted:I wash myself in the shower with Comet and steel wool. I scrape the stubble off my face with a Ka-Bar and use gasoline for aftershave. Then I comb my hair with a live wolverine.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 19:59 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:SA truly pioneered internet garbage dont sign your posts
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 20:06 |
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purple death ray posted:When people say they want to bring back Old GBS that kind of posting is all I can think of Self aggrandizing posting, infantile swearing, and context-less news posts. Not better or worse than Nu GBS, just a different flavor.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 20:25 |
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Oh I get it, it was like Chuck Norris jokes but about yourself
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 20:28 |
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theflyingorc posted:dont sign your posts bad wrong
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 20:39 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:bad don't sign your posts
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 20:41 |
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RyokoTK posted:Self aggrandizing posting, infantile swearing, and context-less news posts. I never said new GBS was good
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 20:41 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:don't sign your posts unfunny imbecile - unfunny imbecile
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 20:42 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:unfunny imbecile you just keep signing. are you not reading the words I am typing?
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 21:00 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:unfunny imbecile don't sign...MY posts??
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 21:00 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:you just keep signing. are you not reading the words I am typing? why on god's green earth would i want to read your posts
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 21:10 |
Part 4 ofExilechamp posted:I'm riveted, and would like to see more of this publication. The story grabbed me, with the raw emotion; she suddenly has a penis. Just imagine, you had no penis, then you had one. I think we can all relate to that. Lumore posted:Spelling "Kataclysm" with a "K" proves that this band is, if not hardcore to the extreme, then certainly hardcore to within a statistically insignificant margin of the extreme. R-Lo posted:JJCoolJ is a Weeble Wobble; no matter how many times he's kicked in the head, he always springs right back up with a stupid, clueless grin on his face. In a thread about lab-grown meat for eating posted:It's MEAT. Just that. Meat. Not pork. Not beef. Meat. "What's for dinner?" "Meat." Meat. Meat. Not chicken. Not ham. Not dog. Meat. Just meat.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 21:16 |
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Paladinus.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 21:24 |
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purple death ray posted:I never said new GBS was good oh I know, I'm just saying, old GBS was a forum that could have been nuked from orbit and not been missed and new GBS could be nuked as well, but not for exactly the same reason
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