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dovetaile posted:
Are there any *coin trading companies which weren't hacked to oblivion and/or scams from the start?
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Fauxtool posted:because the tortilla pod idea wasnt stupid enough. DRM cookies My oh my, what an original name I already have a device to bake cookies, it's actually multi-use and can be used to make bread, cake, pie, tarts, pizza, lasagna, baked potatoes, grilled cheese sandwiches, fried chicken, whole fish, and a shitload of other stuff. I see the point that this is fast, doesn't need to be preheated and has the dough come in capsules like the godawful one cup coffee machines, but it's really rare that I get a craving for fresh baked cookies that's so intense that I don't have time to wait for them to be made. If that ever happens it'll take me about 10 minutes to drive to the nearest bakery and back. Why does it have to be connected to the internet? Just to send me spam messages on my birthday? Couldn't they just have sent them from somewhere else and pretending to be from my cookie maker? My kitchen appliances don't get to use the internet, that's for humans only.
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dovetaile posted:Which one, do you think? My bet's on dogecoin. If we're lucky, Mtgox. 
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My best guess is it has to be connected to the internet because cook times and temps aren't saved to the phone or the cookie maker.
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Nov 12, 2016 23:37
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My favorite part of the cookie pod thing is that it appears to actually take longer to make cookies then doing it from one of those rolls of cookie dough that you just slice up. Especially if you wanted to make a lot of them.
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Nov 12, 2016 23:39
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kjetting posted:My oh my, what an original name Because INTERNET of THINGS *cookie machine becomes part of an internet destroying botnet*
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Nov 12, 2016 23:42
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You won't be laughing when this mini-oven calls murderdrones on you. Better pay now.
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Nov 13, 2016 00:45
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Literally easy-bake ovens for emotionally stunted adults.
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Nov 13, 2016 15:24
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Is it possible the easy bake oven thing is for dorms? Are you even allowed to have this kind of thing in a dorm?
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Internet Janitor posted:Literally easy-bake ovens for emotionally stunted adults. A somehow even more bougie Keurig.
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WrenP-Complete posted:Is it possible the easy bake oven thing is for dorms? Are you even allowed to have this kind of thing in a dorm? It looks like a convection oven in a fancy case with some fans, so almost certainly not.
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Nov 13, 2016 19:36
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kjetting posted:My oh my, what an original name Why not just a toaster oven? It works great for small batches of cookies, and you can do other things with it too
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The Glumslinger posted:Why not just a toaster oven? It works great for small batches of cookies, and you can do other things with it too Can you connect it to the internet? No? Well then.
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Nov 13, 2016 19:41
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gschmidl posted:Can you connect it to the internet? No? Well then. Hey, your failure to connect anything and everything to the internet is on you, far as I'm concerned if you can't do it you're not trying hard enough. There's this colony of ants in my back yard I got posting on Twitter.
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Nov 13, 2016 21:07
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The internet of things is the future, and you fuckin luddites should probably just get on board. Sent from my Hitachi Magic Wand
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Nov 13, 2016 23:44
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lol if you don't buy my three dollar ramen pods. a snack size portion of sodium noodles for those late nights coding chimney sweeps, or whatever you poor people do.
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WrenP-Complete posted:Is it possible the easy bake oven thing is for dorms? Are you even allowed to have this kind of thing in a dorm? Nah when dorms are restricting appliances it means you can only use like a hot plate and the mini microwave/fridge that comes with the room, if that. There's dorms where it wouldn't be a problem, but you could use a regular appliance in there, and in fact it would probably come with them.
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Nov 14, 2016 00:55
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"Use the Chromium browser to surf the web."
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:lol if you don't buy my three dollar ramen pods. Tried to find if there was an artisian ramen pod cooker and instead found a "food replicator". http://genie.cooking/index.php There's dozens of articles about how it's a Star Trek replicator or "3d prints" your food. The reality is that it's putting boiling water in a freeze dried package and stirring.
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Carecat posted:Tried to find if there was an artisian ramen pod cooker and instead found a "food replicator". Why do they never show what the food looks like? Is it because it looks like literal poo poo?
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Nov 14, 2016 18:29
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Why do they never show what the food looks like? Is it because it looks like literal poo poo? 
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Nov 14, 2016 18:35
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Worm infested rotten poo poo then
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Nov 14, 2016 18:40
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RabbitWizard posted:Probably something like this: Cinnicinati's "famous" food looking like a biohazard is less surprising than a Kickstarter failing to deliver. Skyline's disgusting. Stop being the north's Florida, Ohio.
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Nov 14, 2016 19:32
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 It just makes me think of Trump.
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Nov 14, 2016 19:40
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Carecat posted:
Yeah, it does have that 'poo poo-smeared prolapsed anus with a bad wig' look to it.
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Nov 14, 2016 19:53
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Carecat posted:Tried to find if there was an artisian ramen pod cooker and instead found a "food replicator". Instant ramen is already crazy future food that's printed from giant spools of carbohydrates, trying to replicate that at home is babytown frolics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F77FXBS-HCE
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Zanzibar Ham posted:Yeah, it does have that 'poo poo-smeared prolapsed anus with a bad wig' look to it. you must be pretty out of touch with half of america. As a rural white male, that looks pretty delicious to me
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Nov 15, 2016 02:05
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far more than half if you're going by tonnage, really
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Nov 15, 2016 02:32
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Skyline is amazing you heretics. Gold Star and Empress are good too.
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Nov 15, 2016 03:13
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I'm kinda glad I'm not in touch with half of America right now (maybe that's the joke)
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Nov 15, 2016 11:31
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fishmech posted:My favorite part of the cookie pod thing is that it appears to actually take longer to make cookies then doing it from one of those rolls of cookie dough that you just slice up. Especially if you wanted to make a lot of them. Apparently would cost more too. Renegret pointed out to me that the dough is $5/4 cookies at the cheapest. $9/4 cookies for premium dough.
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Nov 15, 2016 21:57
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AND $9 IF YOU WANT A PREMIUM COOKIE WHAT THE gently caress
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Nov 15, 2016 22:00
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Personally if I want cookies I just compliment my mom a little bit and the cookies just kind of appear out of nowhere.
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Nov 15, 2016 22:02
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Renegret posted:AND $9 IF YOU WANT A PREMIUM COOKIE WHAT THE gently caress but its premium
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Nov 15, 2016 22:06
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Premium artisinal locally-sourced rooftop made eco-conscious cookies from an outside
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Nov 15, 2016 22:36
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I'm calling it now. They're going to find a way to make a keurig for water and it's gonna be the dumbest goddamn thing anyone has ever seen.
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Hello Meow posted:I'm calling it now. They're going to find a way to make a keurig for water and it's gonna be the dumbest goddamn thing anyone has ever seen. It'll just be a water cooler that's connected to the internet.
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Nov 16, 2016 01:51
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Hello Meow posted:I'm calling it now. They're going to find a way to make a keurig for water and it's gonna be the dumbest goddamn thing anyone has ever seen. 
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Nov 16, 2016 02:07
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Brita filters are actually useful and not a colossal waste of money though.
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Guy Mann posted:Instant ramen is already crazy future food that's printed from giant spools of carbohydrates, trying to replicate that at home is babytown frolics. Um that's basically just an industrial-size, motor-powered version of a regular hand-crank pasta maker.
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