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a mysterious cloak posted:That's awesome This is actually a brilliant idea. My 3.5 year old nephew will soon reach the age where he might be afraid of monsters, I'll pitch it to my sister.
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im a grown adult what do i do if i have a monster threat
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 19:37 |
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I'm in a lovely mood today, here's a racist Canadian pretending to be a native Africanquote:I emigrated from Eritrea, applied for asylum which was granted to my brother and myself in Italy. My parents had stayed behind and later they left and we were all united in Canada, which has granted me many opportunities for schooling and to learn a trade. quote:
Asked and answered I guess
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 19:49 |
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loquacius posted:But it is easy to make sex with them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nnztYvPEiM&t=48s
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 19:55 |
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"It too easy to make a sex with the sluts - a black man" - a white man
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 19:57 |
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Putty posted:im a grown adult what do i do if i have a monster threat Vote Trump
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 11:21 |
Eritrean guy how would you feel about being held down and hosed in the rear end repeatably by an aids positive dick?
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 16:28 |
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quote:after college i moved in with some friends and one of them was this hot girl i went to high school with. we were ok friends but she got on my nerves all the time. sometimes she was super annoying (inviting her bf to stay for weeks at a time, not paying bills for weeks at a time, leaving used tampons in the shower for weeks at a time). whenever i was really annoyed, i would jerk off and fire a load into her body lotion. i did this a whole bunch. one night i stepped it up and jerked off on her toothbrush. once the afterglow wore off, i looked down to see my cloudy spunk dripping off the bristles and i knew i had gone too far. so i washed the jizz off and dropped the t-brush behind the toilet, in plain sight. so then she'd think it fell by accident. i never jerked off in her body lotion again. quote:My Armenian-Lebanese coworker grew up during the war and he has the best stories: counter-battery fire landing in their flat's parking lot because a rocket artillery position had been there minutes ago; being woken up in the middle of the night to run down to the bomb shelter; he and the other kids collecting and playing with spent machine gun brass casings; etc.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 16:30 |
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Man that sad footnote is a pity, the rest of it was a real laugh riot until then
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 16:38 |
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Some men like to smoke a pipe after a long hard day, some men like to smoke some Turks instead
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 17:22 |
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Fried Watermelon posted:Some men like to smoke a pipe after a long hard day, some men like to smoke some Turks instead
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# ? Nov 11, 2016 01:33 |
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quote:I'm a gal who's always had a fantasy about being hosed by two men at the same time, or DP'd (double penetrated) as it's referred to in porn. One dick in my rear end and the other in my pussy. I finally made it a reality last weekend, when my boyfriend got one of his best friends to help out. I've never cum more times or harder in my entire life, I felt like I was floating.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 17:02 |
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who got which hole
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 17:25 |
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Pussy is a terrible word.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 17:28 |
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Malpais Legate posted:Pussy is a terrible word. It goes fanny < pussy < oval office < minge < cunny < cooter
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 17:46 |
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Malpais Legate posted:Pussy is a terrible word. Pussy is great. What would be better?
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 17:46 |
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The Management posted:Pussy is great. What would be better? Snatch
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 17:51 |
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KomodoWagon posted:It goes fanny < pussy < oval office < minge < cunny < cooter "minge" I dunno that one and it makes it sound super gross Is that an England thing or what
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 17:52 |
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The Management posted:Pussy is great. What would be better?
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 17:54 |
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skeletonotherkin posted:Eritrean guy how would you feel about being held down and hosed in the rear end repeatably by an aids positive dick? americans love corrective rape
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 18:00 |
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Stuntman posted:slitty axe wound, front butt
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mark of cain
dookifex_maximus fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Nov 14, 2016 |
# ? Nov 14, 2016 18:01 |
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"Sin Hole"
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 18:08 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:"Sin Hole" fuckhole
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 18:11 |
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loquacius posted:"minge" It's one letter away from mange, that godawful skin condition.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 18:15 |
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The Management posted:Pussy is great. What would be better? Excellent post/AV combo.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 18:37 |
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artificially stocked lake posted:fuckhole Let's have some tact. Husband Hole.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 18:44 |
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loquacius posted:DP girl Somewhere, the goon who posted this is printing it out to show to his wife to argue she should give him the cuckolding he so desperately desires
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 18:45 |
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loquacius posted:"minge" i prefer clunge
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 18:47 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:Somewhere, the goon who posted this is printing it out to show to his wife to argue she should give him the cuckolding he so desperately desires I don't think it's a cucking if you're having sex with your wife
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 18:50 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:Somewhere, the goon who posted this is printing it out to show to his wife to argue she should give him the cuckolding he so desperately desires Yeah, you don't know what double penetration is
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 18:57 |
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Is it still considered a "cuck" if the husband is joining in? I'd argue that letting anyone else drill your wife would qualify as a "cuck" even if you were actively joining in at the time.
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Improbable Lobster posted:Yeah, you don't know what double penetration is It's when you find a normal, two-dick man to satisfy your wife in ways your sick pathetic monophallus never could.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 19:05 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is it still considered a "cuck" if the husband is joining in? I'd argue that letting anyone else drill your wife would qualify as a "cuck" even if you were actively joining in at the time. I mean you could argue that if you're dumb
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 19:05 |
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LethalGeek posted:I mean you could argue that if you're dumb It's about the sanctity of marriage!
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 20:39 |
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Wait, I'm remembering a line from Game of Thrones now about a slice of ginger minge or something, so I guess it is both A Thing and An England Thing
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loquacius posted:Wait, I'm remembering a line from Game of Thrones now about a slice of ginger minge or something, so I guess it is both A Thing and An England Thing There's also that South Park episode about Oprah's 'minge' which has a really strong cockneyed British accent. That's honestly the first and only time I've heard that word used until today
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 21:23 |
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The Management posted:Pussy is great. What would be better? Twat
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 21:33 |
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Minge is British I agree clunge is better though
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 21:34 |
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Jose posted:Minge is British Then you could call your dick a clunger! Cause it clears the pipes, you see.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 21:38 |