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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Crumpet Strumpet posted:

I got a nice shirt with a good design for 90% off because men are real precious about wearing anything with pink on it.

i wouldn't wear much pink but not coz i'm precious about, im literally wearing women's yoga shorts as we speak. i just don't like pink on me. orange though? yeah a nice sex-bright orange is the poo poo

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the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 376 days!

diamond dog posted:

you're smoking too little at once, you need to nuke your brain into the terror dimension so that you have no option but to fight your way back into our reality. trust me

There's zero difference between reality and terror dimension if you think even medium-hard about it.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Graff
May 10, 2012

diamond dog posted:

you need to nuke your brain into the terror dimension

yeah, every two years i quit drink and drugs for three months, and sobriety is pretty much this. absolutely loving ghastly.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

ol qwerty bastard posted:

humans are so bad at driving we can make robots that are better than us

have you seen robots trying to do things that humans are actually good at?

20 minutes to fold a loving towel lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy5g33S0Gzo
wanna see one of these but with fitted sheets

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.


Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

meatpotato posted:

Ladies night at the hardware store!



the * suggests there are exceptions to what kind of men are allowed there

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

KoRMaK posted:

lol


Salvia is like that too, except it only lasts for a couple minutes.

i've heard salvia's great if you're sexually attracted to grids

Graff
May 10, 2012

atomicthumbs posted:

i've heard salvia's great if you're sexually attracted to grids

here's your man. a real gridfucker.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

i've been thinking of buying an old low-end glasstron to use as a viewfinder for my weird-rear end cameras

the ones that have a dial that lets you change the opacity of the non-display part of the visor are expensive :sigh:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

GENDERED SLUR posted:

lol drugs rule

i'm building my
entire life and career around them


sex drugs and classic rock

ol qwerty bastard posted:

humans are so bad at driving we can make robots that are better than us

have you seen robots trying to do things that humans are actually good at?

20 minutes to fold a loving towel lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy5g33S0Gzo

i'm sure computers couldn't race cars well. folding a towel requires finess but you're right, driving a car "well", also known as "getting to your destination without crashing" is somewhat simple. fact is most people can do it while texting and drinking a coffee while stoned

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

anthonypants posted:

wanna see one of these but with fitted sheets

F U C K

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

Crumpet Strumpet posted:

There's zero difference between reality and terror dimension if you think even medium-hard about it.

:okpos:

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Sagebrush posted:

hmm. i personally follow the japanese philosophy of 人馬一体 (jinba ittai), "man and horse as one body", wherein my motorcycle becomes an extension of my body, for maximum awareness and instantaneous response

inb4 jonny makes some tired joke about crashes combining motorcycle and rider

want to see pictures of my miatas!?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

atomicthumbs posted:

i've heard salvia's great if you're sexually attracted to grids

i half broke through. i wouldn't describe it as good. interesting. i mean i love me some mushrooms or mescaline but there is also a huge part of that in that it feels great and is also enlightening. not just turning your brain into a winamp plugin

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

"I KNEW I should have sold that boat"

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

meatpotato posted:

Ladies night at the hardware store!



Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
https://vine.co/v/5gKT6DtFqMM

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lmao

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


jiggled again

burning swine
May 26, 2004





harsh, nature

epipen
Aug 11, 2014

nyoom

echinopsis posted:

i'm building my
entire life and career around them


sex drugs and classic rock


i'm sure computers couldn't race cars well. folding a towel requires finess but you're right, driving a car "well", also known as "getting to your destination without crashing" is somewhat simple. fact is most people can do it while texting and drinking a coffee while stoned

there's literally going to be a racing series with no human drivers, in Formula E, called RoboRace. I think the ai hardware is provided by nvidia.

epipen fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Nov 15, 2016

Hunter2 Thompson
Feb 3, 2005

Ramrod XTreme
Oh yeah that ladies night at the hardware store excludes potassium. motherfucker!

Hunter2 Thompson
Feb 3, 2005

Ramrod XTreme

epipen posted:

there's literally going to be a racing series with no human drivers, in Formula E, called RoboRace. I think the ai hardware is provided by nvidia.



Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Crumpet Strumpet posted:

What a terrible culture.

fuckin lol


in this boat i am euphoric

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

atomicthumbs posted:

i've heard salvia's great if you're sexually attracted to grids

yeah i haven't done it in years but one of my abiding memories of salvia is the air being made of lego. not the trees though, they were made of elephants

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe
for me salvia was 2 mins of hallucinations followed by 2 hours of headache

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

kerning failures are always the best

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012


actual lol at "colorized"

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker

BREAKING NEWS the cows have been rescued

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe


http://talkradio.co.uk/news/chinese...k&ICID=ref_fark

Apocadall
Mar 25, 2010

Aren't you the guitarist for the feed dogs?


oh you wiley chinese, whatever will you do next :allears:

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Sagebrush posted:

women and men are equally poo poo drivers. men's rates are higher because they get in more damaging accidents and the company has to pay out more.

like in my experience men's driving idiocy comes from aggression, and women's driving idiocy comes from distraction

i dunno, i had to carpool with a friend for our user meeting for a week this year and she said i spend a lot of time with the pedal floored yelling "SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER"

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

Apocadall posted:

oh you wiley chinese, whatever will you do next :allears:

i'm glad you asked!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04

:barf:

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

yeah i went to a chinese zoo once where the only animal on display was a dog

it was a shih tzu

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
:toot: :woop:

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?


That might be the grossest thing I've ever loving seen

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Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

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