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Even a broken sad brains clock is right twice a day. Too bad for us it has 719 other possibilities.
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Deformed Church posted:Oh I forgot Peter Parker made his webbing and then just sprayed it. Didn't SM 2099 do that? Really, I'm just looking for an incarnation of Spider-Man that shoots it out of actual spinnerets on his butt.
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sticklefifer posted:Didn't SM 2099 do that? Venture Brothers, although they called him Brown Widow for obvious reasons.
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Nov 14, 2016 21:16
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Snatch Duster posted:
Best post you've had in a long time.
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Nov 14, 2016 21:22
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Jamesman posted:They could have just done an origin where someone tries to recreate the circumstances that gave Peter his powers. Then you don't need the whole "Oh she's always been around, just hiding" or "Her powers SHOULD be the same as Peter's but for some reason they aren't" business. It bugs me how often you see supers where their origin is all "they've always been around, you just didn't know about them/forgot about them!". Marvel seems especially frequent about that.
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Alaois posted:she was a classmate of Peter who was bitten by the same spider that bit him, except she was discovered and kept prisoner by an evil scientist until she broke out and found Peter but had an uncontrollable urge to gently caress him because ~pheramones~ Huh. 
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Nov 15, 2016 00:40
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If comics have taught me anything, everyone wants to gently caress spiderman.
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Nov 15, 2016 01:07
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Glagha posted:If comics have taught me anything, everyone wants to gently caress spiderman. Up to and including Electro, if my memory is correct. Or was it Shocker?
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citybeatnik posted:Up to and including Electro, if my memory is correct. Or was it Shocker? Actually it's Mysterio.3 Is it canon that Dr Strange wears gloves made out of The Cheat pelts?
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Nov 15, 2016 01:26
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The MSJ posted:Is it canon that Dr Strange wears gloves made out of The Cheat pelts? Yep. 
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Say Nothing posted:Huh. Spider-Man doesn't look like he wants this to stop...at all.
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Nov 15, 2016 04:10
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Reinanigans posted:Spider-Man doesn't look like he wants this to stop...at all. Are you insinuating that his "Spidey-Sense" is tingling?
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Nov 15, 2016 04:18
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If that's what you want to call his raging erection, sure.  Dance belts are a thing, people!
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Nov 15, 2016 04:19
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Snatch Duster posted:
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Nov 15, 2016 04:30
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Snatch Duster you filthy N'wah!!!
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Nov 15, 2016 04:59
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Reinanigans posted:If that's what you want to call his raging erection, sure. Awaken me when it achieves "rampaging". I will accept no substitutes.
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Nov 15, 2016 05:07
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VendaGoat posted:Awaken me when it achieves "rampaging". I will accept no substitutes. He can do "amazing" or "spectacular" but not "rampaging"
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Nov 15, 2016 06:27
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Reinanigans posted:If that's what you want to call his raging erection, sure. That's what you call "raging"? Lmmmmmao
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Nov 15, 2016 06:33
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Chomp8645 posted:Snatch Duster you filthy N'wah!!!
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The MSJ posted:Actually it's Mysterio.3 He's going to have a hard time finding those pelts, being as The Cheat is not dead.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:He can do "amazing" or "spectacular" but not "rampaging" Also "ultimate"
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Nov 15, 2016 13:32
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Inzombiac posted:That's what you call "raging"? He has the proportionate cock of a spider! Spiders have really small dicks, man! (Someone is going to post that spider dicks are like 80% of their body length or something now, just watch)
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Nov 15, 2016 13:49
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Male spider actually mate by hand sex.
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Nov 15, 2016 13:55
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Reinanigans posted:(Someone is going to post that spider dicks are like 80% of their body length or something now, just watch) A male spider's external copulatory organs are two leg-like organs with 'boxing gloves' on the end either side of their face and are caled pedipalps. They vary quite a lot between species but can be quite large:  So I guess Peter Parker is reeeeally lucky he didn't get spiderdicked
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Reinanigans posted:Spiders have really small dicks, man! Not everybody can be DickRobin. (or whatever that one male robin cosplayer's moniker is) 
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Nov 15, 2016 14:11
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Killer_B posted:Not everybody can be DickRobin. (or whatever that one male robin cosplayer's moniker is) I believe "Boner Robin" is the consensus. 
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Mezzanine posted:I believe "Boner Robin" is the consensus.  everybody knows that it's diaper Robin.
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Nov 15, 2016 15:30
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Oh wow.. Obligatory "I know that guy". He was a local improv comic. He's making movies these days. He was one of the dudes behind the "Mario Warfare" YouTube series.
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Nov 15, 2016 15:31
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Mezzanine posted:I believe "Boner Robin" is the consensus. get it right 
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That's a bit of a stretch but I guess I see the resemblance.
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Nov 15, 2016 18:15
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The MSJ posted:Male spider actually mate by hand sex. So Parker is literally "shooting ropes".
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VendaGoat posted:So Parker is literally "shooting ropes". 'Web' slinging.
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Snatch Duster posted:Hey everyone, i hope you all feel safe! Its been a week since my last post and boy, was this last week a doozy! This could be your magnum opus.
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Mezzanine posted:I believe "Boner Robin" is the consensus. starkebn posted:get it right I'm pretty sure that the guy Mezzanine posted is cosplaying as Boner Robin (even though the costume isn't quite right)
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starkebn posted:get it right I was right. I wasn't posting Robin cosplay with a boner, I was posting "Boner Robin" cosplay EDIT: Thank you. I will admit it's a pretty half-assed cosplay, but yeah.
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A cosplay of a cosplay... We're through the looking glass here people!
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Nov 16, 2016 04:30
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There's this famous lovely cosplay: ... and there's a whole bunch of people ( and pets) who cosplayed that cosplay:    ... and there's even fan art of that cosplay:  ... as well as action figures: 
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