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TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

I'm the normie.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:17

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Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

RNG posted:

Im a believer now.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:18

Nichol: May 18, 2004; Sly Dog

quote:

I know that it is currently illegal too do this, but

Amazing. If the Patriot Act does what I think it does, this character should be arrested and released with some strict conditions.

I have no idea what the Patriot Act really does.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:30

Josef bugman: Nov 17, 2011; Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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Fathis Munk posted:

Romanes eunt domus imo.

People named Romanes they go to the house?

Byzantine posted:

We're gonna build a wall and make the Picts pay for it.

Remember the Gauls beat the Carthaginians. At least they once burned Rome down.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:32

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Nichol posted:

Amazing. If the Patriot Act does what I think it does, this character should be arrested and released with some strict conditions.

I have no idea what the Patriot Act really does.

Depends on how much melanin he has.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:41

Hardcordion: Feb 5, 2008; BARK BARK BARK

Josef bugman posted:

People named Romanes they go to the house?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIAdHEwiAy8

# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:46

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

change my name posted:

New theory: If Incels raped women enough they would fall in love with us and it would no longer be rape.

I read that women release a chemical in their brain that is called ocytocin ", the hormone that binds women emotionally to their partners. It is worth noting that this hormone is produced in the same quantities, whether it is a one night stand or a serious relationship." [url]http://themindunleashed.com/2015/02/heres-happens-female-brain-sex.html

If an incel theoretically kidnapped a woman and had sex with her enough then her brain would produce oxytocin, making her fall in love and binding her to her incel sex partner, and over time he could free her and have a consensual romantic relationships with her. I know that it is currently illegal too do this, but it is an interesting theory that may work if an incel is low inhibition enough to try it out.[/url]

Jesus gently caress...

# ? Nov 17, 2016 02:22

Rolo: Nov 16, 2005; Hmm, what have we here?

Bye for awhile, thread.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 02:29

Ultima66: Sep 2, 2008

I'm annoyed but completely unsurprised that the top comment of that thread is "we are being attacked by another subreddit calling this thread out as disturbing/awful please ignore those posts if we invaded another subreddit like this we'd all be banned" followed by two deleted posts, presumably ones pointing out how disturbing/awful that thread is.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 02:50

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Wait there's a WWI video game that doesn't feature French soldiers?

:psyduck:

# ? Nov 17, 2016 02:55

Maerlyn: Jun 29, 2003; Everything at once
the evil step-son

_{_{This av has been socialized, viva la Revolución}}

Probably the most disgusting thing I've seen on Facebook today (posted by my cousin):

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Nov 17, 2016 02:55

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

# ? Nov 17, 2016 03:08

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Maerlyn posted:

Probably the most disgusting thing I've seen on Facebook today (posted by my cousin):

I think... they might not understand the Civil War too much.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 03:13

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Maerlyn posted:

Probably the most disgusting thing I've seen on Facebook today (posted by my cousin):

I like how that figure is a total of Union and Confederate war dead, implying that the South somehow fought to free slaves.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 03:14

Kinger: Sep 30, 2003; I'm sick of my head doing things.

Maerlyn posted:

Probably the most disgusting thing I've seen on Facebook today (posted by my cousin):

# ? Nov 17, 2016 03:19

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Dreddout posted:

Jesus gently caress...

Crosspostin' from the AUG thread...

# ? Nov 17, 2016 03:23

Madkal: Feb 11, 2008; Fallen Rib

Breetai posted:

Crosspostin' from the AUG thread...

The FBI monitors those pages, right? Right?!

# ? Nov 17, 2016 03:24

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Fathis Munk posted:

Let me just reference Mengele here - he had the right ideas!

# ? Nov 17, 2016 04:40

Olive!: Mar 16, 2015; It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

How about lightening things up a little...

Shared on Facebook. Well, do you like universe?

# ? Nov 17, 2016 05:32

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I like universe lot. Be friend. Talk much. Wow.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 05:40

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

I wonder what the implicit suggestions after the ellipsis could be. Tacos? Existential dread? Lysol? The banjo?

# ? Nov 17, 2016 05:45

knobgobblin: Oct 28, 2010; got a bone to pick

How much small talk bothers them...

# ? Nov 17, 2016 06:07

The Mighty Moltres: Dec 21, 2012; Come! We must fly!

I loving HATE STARS GET LOST

# ? Nov 17, 2016 06:08

The Mighty Moltres: Dec 21, 2012; Come! We must fly!

Little bits of light just sitting there doing nothing for no one what a bunch of pricks.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 06:09

I brought my Drake: Jul 10, 2014; These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Ularg posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/WGkmj

Conversation topics for those that constantly complain about how much they "Hate small talk". How much you want to bet if they tried pulling these topics out the other person will just have their eyes glaze over and walk away?

To be fair the fourth bullet point is an interesting short story by Richard Matheson.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 06:33

Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012

Breetai posted:

Crosspostin' from the AUG thread...

Ew.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 06:41

sex shop clearance rack: Jan 20, 2011

So incel and redpill seem to be all about how women work as a hive mind and collaborate to refuse nice guys sex. My question is, where do they think all these women gather? Like, I can think of like 5 different subreddits all about hating and subjugating women, but I can't think of a single one where the roles are reversed.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 06:55

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...U6cksvkuEgxS4rA

# ? Nov 17, 2016 06:59

The Mighty Moltres: Dec 21, 2012; Come! We must fly!

The Saddest Rhino posted:

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...U6cksvkuEgxS4rA

quote:

Talk about what you have to offer. Don't just focus on what you need, but let the men know that you're fun, exciting, mysterious, or that you just love a good time.

Isn't letting someone know you're mysterious kind of an oxymoron?

# ? Nov 17, 2016 07:04

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

sex shop clearance rack posted:

So incel and redpill seem to be all about how women work as a hive mind and collaborate to refuse nice guys sex. My question is, where do they think all these women gather? Like, I can think of like 5 different subreddits all about hating and subjugating women, but I can't think of a single one where the roles are reversed.

It's also about swapping younger sister sex slaves apparently!

I fuckin need a shower now.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 07:12

Arc Hammer: Mar 4, 2013; Got any deathsticks?

OfficialGBSCaliph posted:

Important theatres only

Should have called it Battlefield 1918. Who wants to play anything like The Somme, Verdun, Brusilov, Arras or Passchendaele?

# ? Nov 17, 2016 07:43

Degenerate Star: Oct 27, 2005; unlikely

Arcsquad12 posted:

Should have called it Battlefield 1918. Who wants to play anything like The Somme, Verdun, Brusilov, Arras or Passchendaele?

I'm sure they could come up with exciting quicktime sequences for avoiding typhus, trenchfoot, and having your lungs turned inside-out by chlorine gas.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 08:23

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

yo rear end is grass posted:

I loving HATE STARS GET LOST

More than one person has tried to convince me that they twinkle, but they don't, they're just boring dots.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 08:26

Cumslut1895: Feb 18, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 17, 2016 08:38

credburn: Jun 22, 2016; A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

I'm watching this utter trainwreck of a "discussion" happen on Facebook right now.

Question: What do you call an illegitimate daughter? Is it also a "bastard?"

Answers:

THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN ALL CHILDREN ARE GOD'S GIFTS THERE ARE ONLY ILLEGITIMATE PARENTS

I WAS BORN OUT OF WED LOCK I WILL NOT LET YOU LABEL ME

HOW DARE YOU

loving MISOGYNIST

The correct answer, in case anyone's wondering, is they are also called bastards.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 10:49

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

yo rear end is grass posted:

Little bits of light just sitting there doing nothing for no one what a bunch of pricks.

i don't know if you meant this the way i read it but it was stellar

Tiggum posted:

More than one person has tried to convince me that they twinkle, but they don't, they're just boring dots.

maybe you're somehow only seeing planets and/or have sad eyes

# ? Nov 17, 2016 10:50

Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

credburn posted:

The correct answer, in case anyone's wondering, is they are also called bastards.

Thank God you had this or I would have left this thread worse off than when I entered it.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 10:51

Elfgames: Sep 11, 2011; Fun Shoe

credburn posted:

The correct answer, in case anyone's wondering, is they are also called bastards.

actually i believe they're called no one cares because they can't inherit property.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 11:03

Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

# ? Nov 17, 2016 11:31

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Praseodymi: Aug 26, 2010

Vice has written an article about the alt-right internet 'personalities', the comments are fairly predictable.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 11:37

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