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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
Luke: *exits the spaceship bathroom after throwing a crumpled tissue into the space toilet, a guilty look on his face* What? Ben? HOW DO YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHEN I'M MASTURBATING!?
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Nov 17, 2016 19:06
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- Kthulhu5000
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by R. Guyovich
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Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
Luke: *exits the spaceship bathroom after throwing a crumpled tissue into the space toilet, a guilty look on his face* What? Ben? HOW DO YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHEN I'M MASTURBATING!?
what if like...OK, hear me out here...
What if midichlorians were, like, a bunch of literal space panspermia or whatever from constant male Jedi orgasms all over the place, floating through the galaxy and making new generations of Jedi? It would preserve the allure of the Force, since those would have to be some pretty hardy wigglers to survive all that, and I think we could find their voyage and struggles very inspiring. Maybe even genuinely moving!
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Nov 17, 2016 23:50
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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a girl in my 7th grade biology class once said orgasm instead of organism and everyone laughed
i was just glad they weren't laughing at me
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Nov 18, 2016 03:39
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- A Spider Covets
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a girl in my 7th grade biology class once said orgasm instead of organism and everyone laughed
i was just glad they weren't laughing at me
this was probably me
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Nov 18, 2016 03:54
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- Gatekeeper
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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
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me: *lighting two cigarettes, passes one to her* "hmm that was kinda neat"
her: *puffs* "...i mean, sure."
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Nov 18, 2016 07:08
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- Relevant Tangent
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Tangentially Relevant
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I fake all my orgasms, don't want to let myself down.
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Nov 18, 2016 08:07
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- alnilam
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I sing the body orgasmic,
The armies of those that cum engirth me and I engirth them,
They will not get me off till I go with them, respond to them,
And discorrupt them, and charge them full with the charge of my pole.
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Nov 18, 2016 13:14
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- alnilam
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me, mid-orgasm: "hmm, feel pretty dece rn"
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Nov 18, 2016 13:15
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- social vegan
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"my favourite orgasm? Hmm maybe Shrek? Oh, I uh I guess I don't understand the question"
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Nov 18, 2016 20:51
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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no that's a pretty good answer
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Nov 18, 2016 22:09
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- Gatekeeper
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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
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if orgasms were a painting mine would all be by thomas kinkade
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Nov 19, 2016 00:56
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- Gatekeeper
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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
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alternately if orgasms were poems mine would all be by maya angelou
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Nov 19, 2016 00:57
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- byob historian
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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orgasms on might feel better than heroin but idr well enough to be sure
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Nov 19, 2016 01:01
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- Ultra Spoot
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I want something else
To get me through this
Simu- cum kinda life
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Nov 19, 2016 13:12
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- alnilam
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I want something else
To get me through this
Simu- cum kinda life
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Nov 19, 2016 13:14
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- drowned in pussy juice
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by FactsAreUseless
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every orgasm is a simulacum of the universe
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Nov 19, 2016 13:25
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- Lawrence Gilchrist
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big inari fan
tubbsthumping
i chow down
and i get up again
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Nov 21, 2016 18:46
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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orgasm right and you create the world
nb may not work for those who are not Shinto deities
but worth a shot I'd say
Well, there are eight million Shinto deities, so the odds are alright. Not great, but not bad.
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Nov 21, 2016 18:52
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Do NOT do orgasms with this dog! No!
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Nov 21, 2016 23:27
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- the littlest prince
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guess we can finally put THAT question to rest
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Nov 22, 2016 06:01
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- Gatekeeper
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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
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guy: "babe did you cum?"
lady: "yeah. no. maybe? probably."
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Nov 22, 2016 13:15
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- Gatekeeper
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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
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daddy's cummies taste like congealed fat 2/10 would not squish again
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Nov 22, 2016 13:17
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- MrWillsauce
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Orgasms are pretty alright, but extra nachos are the taqueria are pretty alright too
what are you, some kind of pervert?
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Nov 23, 2016 17:54
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- Farmdizzle
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Hagel satan
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Do I have to go to the weird organic food section of the grocery store to buy them?
Yeah and you have to bag them yourself
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Nov 25, 2016 06:52
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