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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



boner confessor posted:

"we need to purge the party of wealthy coastal elites" *advocates policies that disenfranchise poor minority voters in red states, poor urban voters, basically anyone who doesn't attend a midwestern liberal arts college etc.*

But enough about free trade

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white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Can we have a betting pool to see how long it take Hilary to say anything about Trump's white supremacist staff vs. her writing up a list of the books she's gonna curl up in bed with and publishing it on Oprah.com

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Shukaro posted:

It might be fun to watch it all burn

typically you want to be outside the scene of the arson, is the thing

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

paranoid randroid posted:

typically you want to be outside the scene of the arson, is the thing

[in boozy natty light voice in a rural clearing at night] naw

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

NewForumSoftware posted:

if this thread is anything to go by we'll also have a eight year long performance by neoliberals attempting to normalize the poo poo policies that got them here in the first place

the schadenfreude would be delicious if it wasn't so sad

Crazy how you can't even win on these forums, the neoliberal sa posters are just too strong for you

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Business Gorillas posted:

But enough about free trade

Honestly you're the only humor in my otherwise sad existence of reading this dumb thread

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Crazy how you can't even win on these forums, the neoliberal sa posters are just too strong for you

Said the Clinton shill

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Crazy how you can't even win on these forums, the neoliberal sa posters are just too strong for you

no neoliberal can defeat me, the truest leftist. i will smash all posers with my ham fists

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Shukaro posted:

It might be fun to watch it all burn

Go to one of the threads frequented by nonwhite or LGBT posters. You will see a) that lots of people are already suffering and this will only get worse and b) they are wasting literally no time in ridiculous purity tests or infighting but are buckling down to the business of fighting through the next few years.

The kind of horseshit that this thread has become is a luxury for those with the privilege to be able to spend endless hours jerking themselves off about how now everyone must see how obviously right they are.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Any republicans in this thread?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

boner confessor posted:

[in boozy natty light voice in a rural clearing at night] naw

gentlemen, how do we reach out to the Hold My Beer and Watch This voter?

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
the bigger question is if the faux leftists itt have more inherent desire to pretend to care about rural people or pretend to care about persons of color, the dissonance must be painful

paranoid randroid posted:

gentlemen, how do we reach out to the Hold My Beer and Watch This voter?

by disenfranchising southern democrats, duh

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Crazy how you can't even win on these forums, the neoliberal sa posters are just too strong for you

Unfortunately I don't post to win, only for laughs, which these forums have delivered in spades post-election

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

NewForumSoftware posted:

Unfortunately I don't post to win, only for laughs, which these forums have delivered in spades post-election

And I see you have taken it upon yourself to give back. So selfless of you, truly a model of forum citizenship

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Covok posted:

Any republicans in this thread?

I wonder how much money and In what industries the people defending the status quo and neoliberalism make. It'd be an interesting analysis that's for sure :v:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



boner confessor posted:

no neoliberal can defeat me, the truest leftist. i will smash all posers with my ham fists

Were you crowned the Most Woke in the previous UsPol threads? Is this where you derive your power?

How can we withstand the Most Woke, one that walks the land of one thousand meltdowns and comes out unscathed?

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Quorum posted:

And I see you have taken it upon yourself to give back. So selfless of you, truly a model of forum citizenship

He's a better and funnier poster (and more human) than you

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Business Gorillas posted:

Were you crowned the Most Woke in the previous UsPol threads? Is this where you derive your power?

How can we withstand the Most Woke, one that walks the land of one thousand meltdowns and comes out unscathed?

He who crossed the Seas of Salt

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Business Gorillas posted:

Were you crowned the Most Woke in the previous UsPol threads? Is this where you derive your power?

How can we withstand the Most Woke, one that walks the land of one thousand meltdowns and comes out unscathed?

well let me look at the fine print here, hmm

"No leftist can defeat me" it says, I think that means you need *extremely spooky voice* a neoliberal

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

He's a better and funnier poster (and more human) than you

Thanks, I appreciate you too and hope that a trump presidency doesn't impact you too hard. We'll make it through. :)

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
[in pepperidge farm remembers voice] "problem is, too many democrats around heah. better go get the broom and tidy up a bit. we can start with the dark ones"

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Covok posted:

Any republicans in this thread?

sure

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax
wait you mean neoliberal is a real word with a definition and not just a made up thing? :eyepop: why didn't my abuela tell me?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I wonder how much money and In what industries the people defending the status quo and neoliberalism make. It'd be an interesting analysis that's for sure :v:

Boner Confessor works in the tech industry, fyi

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I wonder how much money and In what industries the people defending the status quo and neoliberalism make. It'd be an interesting analysis that's for sure :v:

I am a hedge fund manager at NeoGlobalCorp but my true occupation is good poster

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Grondoth posted:

I LITERALLY CAN'T BELIEVE HOW STUPID THE CLINTON CAMPAIGN WAS

SHE PLAYED CHICKEN WITH TRUMP IN MICHIGAN, LIKE LITERALLY, THEY DIDN'T PUT RESOURCES THERE BECAUSE THEY WERE BLUFFING HIM TO THINK IT WASN'T GONNA BE VULNERABLE

NOW WE HAVE TO CLEAN UP HER BULLSHIT MESS I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW

"Heh, does this guy know anything about politics? :smug: here noob, let me link the Wikipedia article to post liberalism. The answer is more centrism :smug:"

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
"everyone who disagrees with me is comfortable in life and wealthy, haha, nerds" :smith:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Tight Booty Shorts posted:

He who crossed the Seas of Salt

*in a voice that pierces through a thousand realities*
GENDER IS A SPECTRUM, ACTUALLY

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Business Gorillas posted:

Boner Confessor works in the tech industry, fyi

I'm so shocked at this revelation. I never would have thought Boner is comfortable tech bro

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Business Gorillas posted:

*in a voice that pierces through a thousand realities*
GENDER IS A SPECTRUM, ACTUALLY

If you think about it that means any of the Rohirrim could have killed the Witch-King, if only they were sufficiently woke. Gender theory saves lives.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

boner confessor posted:

"everyone who disagrees with me is comfortable in life and wealthy, haha, nerds" :smith:

Funny that you wrote comfortable, just like I did ;)

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax

XyrlocShammypants posted:

I am a hedge fund manager at NeoGlobalCorp but my true occupation is good poster

hmm you make a pretty good point, let's just see what the rest of your posts have in this thread

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Bill Maher is 100% right

:sad:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Quorum posted:

If you think about it that means any of the Rohirrim could have killed the Witch-King, if only they were sufficiently woke. Gender theory saves lives.

whoa, magical post-modernism. theres an idea

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

NewForumSoftware posted:

hmm you make a pretty good point, let's just see what the rest of your posts have in this thread


:sad:

It was almost possible for Bill Maher to be more than 100% right that evening

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

boner confessor posted:

"everyone who disagrees with me is comfortable in life and wealthy, haha, nerds" :smith:

Pfffftttt hahahahahahahah

NewForumSoftware posted:

hmm you make a pretty good point, let's just see what the rest of your posts have in this thread


:sad:

:eyepop:

A Shitty Reporter
Oct 29, 2012
Dinosaur Gum

Business Gorillas posted:

*in a voice that pierces through a thousand realities*
GENDER IS A SPECTRUM, ACTUALLY

Okay, now you're just parroting Republican talking points. They've played you like a dollar store ukulele.

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax

XyrlocShammypants posted:

It was almost possible for Bill Maher to be more than 100% right that evening

lol you are actually agreeing with a television character who plays a liberal coastal elite on HBO

man this election must have been really hard for you

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I wonder how much money and In what industries the people defending the status quo and neoliberalism make. It'd be an interesting analysis that's for sure :v:

69K in the public accounting industry.

Counting rich people's money all day makes me want communism now!

J/k, I actually don't mind capitalism, but it is becoming increasingly irrelevant in an increasingly automated working world and socialism sounds pretty appealing.

Also, gently caress Trump.

Voted Sanders in the primary, did some GOTV calls for both Sanders and Hillary, and got up early to voted Hillary in the general.

Anyone else want to help give a profile of themselves? Not like our names are attached to these accounts.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

A lovely Reporter posted:

Okay, now you're just parroting Republican talking points. They've played you like a dollar store ukulele.

Says the neoliberal advocating for unsustainable levels of income inequality

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Gandalf shatters Saurmans staff by arguing that Istari magic is a social construct

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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

A lovely Reporter posted:

Okay, now you're just parroting Republican talking points. They've played you like a dollar store ukulele.

well maybe you'd be more in line with reality if you didn't have a stable job, a roof over your head, or a loving family, all corrupt tools the establishment uses to divorce you from juche truth

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