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Some mother fuckers never heard of lip balm.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 03:26 |
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:lol numbing lipstick Apparently it's a thing. However if she's not sharing drugs
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 03:30 |
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supernatural blonde posted:Tbf there are some lipsticks these days that have some crap in them that makes your lips swell and plump up like a dollar store lip-job, but in this case she's probably just a cokehead. oooor he's just an inexperienced weirdo who has never had a rough kiss and doesn't drink often nah it's probably coke or numbing lipstick
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 03:48 |
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She's got to be chowing down on the blow to make someone else's mouth numb. In all the nights my husband and I partied, I never had that happen when I kissed him. Maybe she's tucking a rock between her lip and gum like a big old hunk of chaw.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 03:54 |
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I use pretty hardcore plumping lip stuff and it burns like crazy and numbs my mouth it makes me look sexy af tho
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 03:57 |
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supernatural blonde posted:Tbf there are some lipsticks these days that have some crap in them that makes your lips swell and plump up like a dollar store lip-job, but in this case she's probably just a cokehead. That would be cinnamon oil, and that poo poo burns and numbs, but I've never noticed it affecting other people. It usually wears off after a while. It's more like she ate something he's allergic to, but doesn't know he's allergic. Or it's just rough kissing.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 04:02 |
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I think it's poison lipstick, a daring but risky revenge tactic or the smoothest of hitwoman
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 04:22 |
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When i was in my early 20s i went on a date with this woman i met at a bar who was probably 15 years older than me. She wanted to go to a gay bar which was fine but a little strange for 2003. Things were fine until she went to the bathroom and was gone for like half an hour. When she came back half her face was was paralyzed from what I assume was a mountain of coke. She talked about ELO for like 40 minutes (sounded like a stroke victim the entire time) then started to make out with me. After a minute or two of that she went back to the bathroom and the bartender was like, "dude what the gently caress are you thinking?" I sort of shrugged it off and wasn't really phased by it at first but she wound up being gone another 20 minute when a guy I sort of knew through mutual friends came over and was like, "sweety you need to get the gently caress out of here before that bitch eats you alive." I left at his insistence. Later on I found out she was wandering around with some dude her age looking for me because they wanted to take me home. I like to think I had two guardian angels that night.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 05:43 |
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no poo poo you dodged a bullet, the woman was ranting about electric light orchestra and you didn't immediately flee the bar? you could have ended up at a sketchy apartment listening to loving alan parsons project and rush until dawn. no amount of coke is worth that
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 05:50 |
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Tato posted:no poo poo you dodged a bullet, the woman was ranting about electric light orchestra and you didn't immediately flee the bar? you could have ended up at a sketchy apartment listening to loving alan parsons project and rush until dawn. no amount of coke is worth that I'm pretty sure the plan was to farm me out to her friend. Turns out I wasn't the first gorgeous young straight dude she had taken to that bar with that in mind.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 06:03 |
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Tato posted:no poo poo you dodged a bullet, the woman was ranting about electric light orchestra and you didn't immediately flee the bar? you could have ended up at a sketchy apartment listening to loving alan parsons project and rush until dawn. no amount of coke is worth that please there are actually innate differences between the sexes no woman is going to make anyone listen to Rush
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 06:04 |
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LGD posted:please you seem awfully eager to... roll the bones
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 06:52 |
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Ignis posted:I think my best friend of 8 Years (18 M) is in a cult, should I save him and how? or throw in the towel and give up? Friend showing disloyalty. Should we replace the best friend position or punish him accordingly until he falls into correct behaviour again? The whole cult thing seems to be the least of this guy's problems. His parents sure did a number on his head when it comes to how relationships work. Can't wait until he marries some woman and makes her miserable.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 09:57 |
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I find my 22G[F] embarrassing because she lacks common sense. What can I do?quote:I've been dating Maria for 6 months now. She's a sweet, kind and loving partner. Dont get me wrong, she's smart academically, on the deans list and received scholarships to a pretty well known university. However, she lacks common sense and logic and I'm embarrassed by it.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 15:19 |
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Oh, to be 17 again... How do I [17M] stop getting boners every time my girlfriend [17F] makes physical contact? quote:I just got my first girlfriend about a week ago and she turns me on so much. Every time she hugs me I can smell her perfume and I get an instant boner. Or if she puts her head on my shoulder and I put my head on hers and I can feel how soft her hair is, I get a boner right away. And it's not just like a random boner, they're really really hard boners. And then I'll keep thinking about how amazing it felt to hug her later and I keep getting boners. She came over my house a few days ago and we were watching a movie and she put her head on my shoulder and I put my head on hers and it just felt so good. But I was wearing pajama pants so the boner I got was very conspicuous and I'm pretty sure she saw it. I'm so embarrassed by it. I don't want her to think I'm a pervert or something and I don't want her to think that I'm just trying to get in her pants. What do I do?
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 15:22 |
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WampaLord posted:Oh, to be 17 again... Enjoy it while it lasts, kid.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 15:32 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I find my 22G[F] embarrassing because she lacks common sense. What can I do? Calling cologne perfume may be accurate, you whiner! The concept of scents just for males is a marketing ploy.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 15:36 |
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WampaLord posted:Oh, to be 17 again... Give her the d.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 15:45 |
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He should try crawling backwards out of the room while meowing.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 15:46 |
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Trevor Hale posted:Calling cologne perfume may be accurate, you whiner! The concept of scents just for males is a marketing ploy. she was talking about the city Cologne
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 16:02 |
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yoloer420 posted:Guy should start cleaning the tray himself, start feeding the cat, smoking weed with it. This. Cleaning a cat box takes like 5 minutes every other day. If the place is so cheap and convenient he should just get over it and do it. I also laughed at the bedroom being so small he had to squeeze between the desk and the wardrobe. Yes my bedroom is so small theres hardly any room between the personal jacuzzi and the massage station. Throw in hjs "i have to huff cat poo poo" declaration and ita obv this op is a bit of a princess
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 16:08 |
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lol, goosechickens
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 16:16 |
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WampaLord posted:Oh, to be 17 again... tell the woman you are dating & who is presumably attracted to you that she gives you a boner if she is horrified by this, maybe do not date her
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 16:32 |
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china bot posted:tell the woman you are dating & who is presumably attracted to you that she gives you a boner and you'd like to give it back to her
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 16:39 |
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china bot posted:tell the woman
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 16:44 |
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I don't know why you dont just cut out all this middleman bullshit and send a dickpic
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 16:45 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AyWH7Z9kCA
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 16:47 |
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Darkhold posted:His parents sure did a number on his head when it comes to how relationships work. Can't wait until he marries some woman and makes her miserable. Better hope she likes taking the guy to Wendy's WampaLord posted:Oh, to be 17 again... Being 17 is such a magical time
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 17:40 |
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WampaLord posted:Oh, to be 17 again... lol the whole thread is unironically describing boner hiding techniques to him
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 18:34 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:This. Cleaning a cat box takes like 5 minutes every other day. If the place is so cheap and convenient he should just get over it and do it. do you live in kowloon walled city or something
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 18:51 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:lol the whole thread is unironically describing boner hiding techniques to him Hahaha I know. "Flip it up into your waistband" doesn't really work when you're wearing pajama pants and lying next to her on the couch, though. Really the ultimate solution is to point to it and go "So what are we going to do about this?" with the est look possible.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 19:02 |
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Have they not had sex yet or what because if you are a teenager constantly getting boners because your teenager girlfriend is touching you there's a pretty obvious solution Out of all the reasons for unwanted teen boners I think "my girlfriend who is dating me touched me intimately" is near the bottom in terms of awkwardness quotient e: I've said this before, but growing up in a red state must be weird loquacius fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Nov 17, 2016 |
# ? Nov 17, 2016 19:05 |
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Maybe he's mormon.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 19:13 |
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quote:My [25M] GF [26F] is Refusing to Attend My Family's Holiday Parties Because My Cousin [22M] Said Some Disrespectful Things About Muslims
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 19:23 |
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not funny
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 19:28 |
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must suck having family members who support trump
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 19:55 |
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This one is sorta funny but also sorta sad. I went into it laughing at the idiot manchild who can't deal with his fetish and ended up really sorry for the woman consigned to her fate. Me [25F] with my husband [27M] 10 years, recently discovered he has a fetish and I don't know how to handle it. quote:Clarifying really quickly that we have not been married 10 years, that's how long our relationship has lasted so far. Eh, at least she's still young.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 20:07 |
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Troposphere posted:I use pretty hardcore plumping lip stuff and it burns like crazy and numbs my mouth Use Tiger Balm. It's probably cheaper. Women seem pretty hardcore about this appearance poo poo. Maybe I should try some minimalist makeup and moisturizer. I bet that would put me ahead of most men.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 20:10 |
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what the gently caress does orz mean
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 20:10 |
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Lockback posted:This one is sorta funny but also sorta sad. I went into it laughing at the idiot manchild who can't deal with his fetish and ended up really sorry for the woman consigned to her fate. I honestly and earnestly believe that it's generally a bad idea to marry someone you started dating in high school. Like, she was 15 and he was 17 when they began dating apparently and if they had broken up during college/after high school he could've developed his fetish without worrying about how it affects his partnership as much and she could've gotten emotionally invested in someone who was past the period where people tend develop their sexual personalities. Lunchmeat Larry posted:what the gently caress does orz mean It's like a little person kneeling down with their head on the ground, usually signifying disappointment or frustration orz. Like a precursor to smdh.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 20:16 |