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Paper Diamonds posted:Gym convo overheard from yesterday. Holy poo poo, are you a GBS time traveller from 2007?
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guy is a very angry 25ish man who is one of those "lift angry" gungho assholes who's always talking about fighting or breaking stuff to get back at people. 
is large bearded man who doesn't generally talk much. 
is typical gym bro
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In my world, if you are a guy and youre gonna wear compression pants to the gym, you wear shorts over them, like this; That is to spare other people from your penis
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Nov 19, 2016 22:59
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If your legs aren't the size of a professional bodybuilder or power lifter than you shouldn't be wearing tights or compression shorts in the gym.
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Nov 19, 2016 23:50
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I thought everyone wore sliders under their gym shorts? I've been doing that since like 6th or 7th grade
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Nov 19, 2016 23:54
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its going to be too cold for me to expose my crotch after today unfortunately
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Nov 20, 2016 00:05
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Defiant Sally posted:If your legs aren't the size of a professional bodybuilder or power lifter than you shouldn't be wearing tights or compression shorts in the gym.
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Nov 20, 2016 03:31
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what if i ijust want to assert dominance by showing off my monster dick print
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Nov 20, 2016 03:42
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im reading you loud and clear, meet me in the showers in 10
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Nov 20, 2016 07:49
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In the gym I only wear my magnum condom on my monster dong.
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Nov 20, 2016 08:03
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aw poo poo my cock ring fell off
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Nov 20, 2016 08:07
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FedEx Mercury posted:Holy poo poo, are you a GBS time traveller from 2007? Does aging count as time travel?
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Nov 20, 2016 09:31
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if you have a pair of compression underwear under a thicker pair of compression tights you really can't see anything. doubly so if you have a longer shirt. I still throw regular shorts on over, but those come off whenever I go to squat or deadlift like what is even the point "hrm yes let me put on clothing designed to be almost entirely non restrictive oh and yes, lets put on some more restrictive clothes on top because i have such a huge giant penis....7 inches un-erect Drunk Driver Dad fucked around with this message at 09:35 on Nov 20, 2016 |
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Nov 20, 2016 09:32
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All this talk of compression shorts makes me think you all lift in space and are just waiting for the airlock to fail. I'm getting even closer to my 100kg bench goal - 88kg for 5 reps. This is awesome.
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Nov 20, 2016 10:29
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Defiant Sally posted:If your legs aren't the size of a professional bodybuilder or power lifter than you shouldn't be wearing tights or compression shorts in the gym. Same for wearing a sleveless hoodie, at my gym there is a tiny asian dude and who wears it and it just looks ridiculous.
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Nov 20, 2016 10:53
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I made the mistake of buying an under armour shirt with a hood recently. It's the most pointless thing ever. What the hell would you need the hood for at the gym. The drat thing just gets in the way, especially when squatting. My favorite are people who have to wear all the sports clothes and equipment they own at the same. The best combo I've encountered included wrestling shoes, knee high socks, tights, knee sleeves, shorts, hoodie, wrist wraps, elbow sleeves, belt, cap. All must be worn through the whole session of course. Gotta properly protect the body for that 2" rom squat.
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Nov 20, 2016 11:31
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Do compression shorts make you stronger and better? Or do they just give you bulging balls? Why not just wear shorts?
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Nov 20, 2016 12:35
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Alan_Shore posted:Do compression shorts make you stronger and better? Or do they just give you bulging balls? Why not just wear shorts? probably nothing measurable. it's just a matter of comfort for me. I still want to get some rugby shorts to try but my regular basketball shorts like to hang on my knee when I squat. its not really a big deal though, I still wear those all the time, especially in the summer
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Nov 20, 2016 12:41
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How the gently caress are regular shorts constrictive in any way shape or form? Lol that you can't squat in shorts. Wouldn't anything getting in the way of your 135lb squat!
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Nov 20, 2016 12:52
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but my freakishly enormous genitals get in the way if they are not properly supported by special clothing items
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Nov 20, 2016 12:56
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Tiny Lowtax posted:How the gently caress are regular shorts constrictive in any way whale or form? Lol that you can't squat in shorts. Wouldn't anything getting in the way of your 135lb squat! you're such an rear end in a top hat and i was actually up to 225
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Nov 20, 2016 13:09
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Drunk Driver Dad posted:you're such an rear end in a top hat and i was actually up to 225 You squat more that that every time you stand up
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Nov 20, 2016 13:12
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im not even fat tiny lowtax
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Nov 20, 2016 13:12
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Let's have a bench off
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Nov 20, 2016 13:17
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does everyone else get bullied this much by their gym nemesis? ill be there though, in my best spandex
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Nov 20, 2016 13:19
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Alan_Shore posted:Do compression shorts make you stronger and better? Or do they just give you bulging balls? Why not just wear shorts? 
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Nov 20, 2016 13:24
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Alan_Shore posted:Do compression shorts make you stronger and better? Or do they just give you bulging balls? Why not just wear shorts? I live in korea where they provide fresh gym clothes for you every visit however ive torn the stitching/flirted with tearing out the rear end of their provided shorts with my fat american rear end when I go over 495lbs on back squats. So I just wear compression shorts and take off the gym provided shorts when I do my squats.
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Nov 20, 2016 13:35
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I don't use compression pants at the moment, but I can tell you that they feel really good to wear Compression clothes also improves blood circulation. Maybe thats why they feel so good to wear? who knows
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Nov 20, 2016 13:56
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i cant believe tiny lowtax stooped so low tiny lowtax called us out and said how much do you guys squat and just like that zzulu said when can we try and tiny lowtax said today at 2pm so i didn't bother doing my usual workout and so did zzulu too and we had to get into special compression pants(tight pants...ugh) zzulu enjoyed every minute of it
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Nov 20, 2016 14:07
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What fresh hell is this
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Nov 20, 2016 14:14
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I'm not gonna lie, I want the compression top that looks like Saiyan armor because I know it'll make me stronger (unlike compression shorts). BUT I have to be buff before I can wear it. It's a conundrum.
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Nov 20, 2016 15:26
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Going to the gym in a bit guys. Gonna put on my sliders and then my shorts. Keeps my balls snug. Deadlift day and I've got wu-tang clan playing on my telephone
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Nov 20, 2016 15:33
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What the hell is a slider google image searching it just gives me hamburgers
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Nov 20, 2016 15:43
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I'd always assumed people meant putting tiny buns on their legs.
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Nov 20, 2016 15:44
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Zzulu posted:What the hell is a slider They're basically compression pants but made for sliding in baseball. Same thing tho. Sorry DDD tough night at work. I love you.
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Nov 20, 2016 15:47
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Zzulu posted:What the hell is a slider What tiny low tax said. Used for baseball and basketball and such. They're just compression shorts. Mine are under Armour. So expensive though my friend
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Nov 20, 2016 16:02
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Did someone say hosed up shoulders? Got any good stretches? I'd like to OHP heavy without my shoulders feeling like they're about to explode from the inside out.
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Nov 20, 2016 18:19
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Hope you all can see my dick outline while I post this.  canned from the band posted:Did someone say hosed up shoulders? Got any good stretches? http://strengtheory.com/healthy-shoulders-big-bench/
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Nov 20, 2016 18:22
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Metanaut posted:I made the mistake of buying an under armour shirt with a hood recently. It's the most pointless thing ever. What the hell would you need the hood for at the gym. The drat thing just gets in the way, especially when squatting. That's my stepdad, but he's strong and fast as gently caress at 60, so I'm not going to make fun of him for his spacetape and super hero costume.
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There were many nights after work I didnt have time to change and shower so I'd end up in the gym with khakis on, I've never felt more over dressed in my life
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