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King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Jerry Cotton posted:

So he murdered some babies. That's not exactly a real job.

Your avatar was well chosen.

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Osama Dozen-Dongs
Nov 29, 2014
Lol at that crown avatar for a guy furiously defending the honour of the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha name in a PYF silly names thread. You bought that for yourself, didn't you?

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009
People who are really really into the British royal family is the weirdest phenomenon. I'm Canadian, and we have more than our our fair share of them since technically the Queen is our head of state. It's a bit odd to find it here, though, since the usual demographic of HELLO! magazine addicts is women in their 50s and 60s, which is NOT the primary demographic for these forums.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Well What Now
Nov 10, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Shredded Hen

Stoatbringer posted:

Is he a boxer or something? I'd love to hear the commentary from one of those matches.
"He's got Semen on the ropes. Semen has lost control and is all over the place!"

Semen is actually pronounced closer to "Semyon" but a quirk of the transliteration of Cyrillic characters into Latin ones means that it can end up being spelled like... that.

EDIT: Beaten like the Limeys at Yorktown :911:

Well What Now has a new favorite as of 00:29 on Nov 19, 2016

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009

What kills me about names like these is that his name is actually Richard. He could be Rick Swett, or Rich Swett, or he could have maintained the full dignity of Richard Swett. But he chose - he CHOSE - to be called Dick Swett.

My parents have a friend named Dick Johnson. He's a stern, kind of scary military dude so I never had the gumption to go up to him and say BUT WHY, UNCLE DICK?! but I've always wondered.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
If my name was Richard Johnson you can bet your rear end I'd go by Dick too.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Osama Dozen-Dongs posted:

Lol at that crown avatar for a guy furiously defending the honour of the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha name in a PYF silly names thread. You bought that for yourself, didn't you?

I'm not knocking or defending anyone, just stating facts.

The name of the UK's present royal dynasty is The House of Windsor. The "Saxe-Coburg-Gotha" name is only used now by the German ducal house Prince Albert, Queen Victoria's husband, came from. But like all German royal and noble titles, they were all formally abolished after the war.

Yes, of course I bought the avatar myself; so what?

Dogfish posted:

People who are really really into the British royal family is the weirdest phenomenon.

I find royalty interesting on account of their role in European history, which is my main area of study. The UK royals have played a pivotal role in British history, and are deeply woven into that nation's psyche. From the point of view of an American, such a system does have certain advantages, which I find fascinating.

And for the record, I'm a democratic socialist.

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009

King Possum III posted:

I find royalty interesting on account of their role in European history, which is my main area of study. The UK royals have played a pivotal role in British history, and are deeply woven into that nation's psyche. From the point of view of an American, such a system does have certain advantages, which I find fascinating.

And for the record, I'm a democratic socialist.

Just so you know, you're doing a super, super good imitation of someone who believes that the monarchy is in place because of the divine right of kings, is wholly unproblematic, and must never in any way be challenged. If that's not what you're going for, it's probably time to revise your approach to communication.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

King Possum III posted:

history, which is my main area of study

Dogfish posted:

communication.

I take it you've never talked to been talked at by a lot of history majors, Dogfish?

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009

Jerry Cotton posted:

I take it you've never talked to been talked at by a lot of history majors, Dogfish?

On the contrary, my roommate in university was one and we hosted the History Society often. Funnily enough, there are self-aware and un-self-aware people in almost any area of study you can think of.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Dogfish posted:

On the contrary, my roommate in university was one and we hosted the History Society often. Funnily enough, there are self-aware and un-self-aware people in almost any area of study you can think of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbO7czzIu_o

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Point taken, but I try to look at all perspectives from the outsider's point of view. It's said that there are two sides (or more) to every story, but facts themselves are neutral.

As far as the advantages of any given system of government, it wouldn't survive long if it wasn't working on some level. But something that works well for one society may be unsuitable for another. Recent efforts to impose American-style democracy in the middle east is a good example of this.

Divine right? An entity that doesn't exist can't bestow favor onto anyone.

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009

King Possum III posted:

Point taken, but I try to look at all perspectives from the outsider's point of view. It's said that there are two sides (or more) to every story, but facts themselves are neutral.

As far as the advantages of any given system of government, it wouldn't survive long if it wasn't working on some level. But something that works well for one society may be unsuitable for another. Recent efforts to impose American-style democracy in the middle east is a good example of this.

Divine right? An entity that doesn't exist can't bestow favor onto anyone.

I think everything you've said here is quite silly but that's OK; we're strangers on the internet and neither one of us needs to impress the other. My unsolicited advice is to examine the reactions you get to the statements you make and consider whether you're expressing what you mean to express, and you are welcome to take it or not.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Okay, let's all settle down and post some terrible names instead of... whatever this is.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Has anybody said Chad yet?

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Mason Dixon was to be a groomsman in an area wedding.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Mason Dixon was to be a groomsman in an area wedding.

Please tell me they made him stand right in the aisle.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Has anybody said Chad yet?

I believe I've mentioned my childhood acquaintances, two brothers named Chet and Chad, in this thread before. If I haven't, I have now, and I'm freshly appreciating the rear end in a top hat level it takes to name your kids Chet and Chad.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Dogfish posted:

I think everything you've said here is quite silly but that's OK; we're strangers on the internet and neither one of us needs to impress the other. My unsolicited advice is to examine the reactions you get to the statements you make and consider whether you're expressing what you mean to express, and you are welcome to take it or not.

Thanks for the advice, Dogfish. I appreciate your sincerity.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

King Possum III posted:

The "Saxe-Coburg-Gotha" name is only used now by the German ducal house Prince Albert, Queen Victoria's husband, came from.

And for the record, I'm a democratic socialist.
For the record, I'm a Sexy-Cyborg-Goth...


...and I vote

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Pastry of the Year posted:

For the record, I'm a Sexy-Cyborg-Goth...


...and I vote

If corporations can have the same rights as a citizen, then a cyborg should too.

Vote as your conscience (or software) directs you.

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009
My spouse took a contract awhile ago doing some clerical stuff for an environmental organization. One of his jobs was to compile the names of the government officials in charge of wastewater management for various American municipalities. My favourites were Grover Baguette and Randy Poindexter but there are a lot of amazing names in the public service in small-town America. A LOT.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
I just had a job posting emailed to me, and the boss's name is Dr. Meltem Tuna :allears:

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
Encountered a bumper crop today; 3 weird spellings of normal names and then one weird one in its own right.

Charlaute (Charlotte)

Jami

Nickie

Renajla

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Out of curiosity, how is this pronounced? Ruh-nay-la?

Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.


I'm in a study teaching coping behavior to people dealing with a lot of stress and someone quoted in this week's lesson is named Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi. I grew up in an area with a lot of odd Polish last names, and I generally try to pronounce names I come across online, but I don't know where to begin with that one.

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009
It's pronounced like "cheek-sent-me-hah-lyi." Hungarian, not Polish.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Out of curiosity, how is this pronounced? Ruh-nay-la?

I didn't ask her, but I assume that's how it is.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy

Lord Zedd-Repulsa posted:

I'm in a study teaching coping behavior to people dealing with a lot of stress and someone quoted in this week's lesson is named Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi. I grew up in an area with a lot of odd Polish last names, and I generally try to pronounce names I come across online, but I don't know where to begin with that one.

I enjoy the fact that she (?) was named after her own last name

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009
He. Mihaly is just the Hungarian version of Michael.

(Do you guys not have access to Google on your computers? Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi is pretty famous and his Wikipedia page even tells you how to pronounce his name.)

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy

Dogfish posted:

He. Mihaly is just the Hungarian version of Michael.

(Do you guys not have access to Google on your computers? Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi is pretty famous and his Wikipedia page even tells you how to pronounce his name.)

Meh. I don't really give a poo poo

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:

King Possum III posted:

If corporations can have the same rights as a citizen, then a cyborg should too.

Vote as your conscience (or software) directs you.

My conscience tells me to work for CANZUK union

On topic: CANZUK. Short for Canada Australia New Zealand United Kingdom, it's a hypothetical customs union now that the UK has cut its own head off.

What an idiotic passport that would be.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Squall Leonhart

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009

Imperialist Dog posted:

My conscience tells me to work for CANZUK union

On topic: CANZUK. Short for Canada Australia New Zealand United Kingdom, it's a hypothetical customs union now that the UK has cut its own head off.

What an idiotic passport that would be.

It's already begun.

(Note for genetic_knockout: this is a joke article, from a joke website. It's a joke.)

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy

Dogfish posted:

It's already begun.

(Note for genetic_knockout: this is a joke article, from a joke website. It's a joke.)

Lol dude. Wtf?

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009
Just didn't want you to have to go to the effort of looking up what The Beaverton was.

Filthiest Alf
Jul 26, 2007

it would be spiteful to put jellyfish in a trifle
Working for the post office you see a lot of silly names; Atom Reign Pagan, Barry Brack, Maxx Wang, Trund Quaca, Gay Wasp, Fnu Bambang, Babby A Love.

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stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
I think Fnu has come up in this thread before. The person probably has only one name, and FNU (first name unknown) is one of the ways that gets dealt with in a society where at least two names are expected.

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