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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

ravenkult posted:

Wait so what kind of boob porn is he watching where D cups are too small to work for him?

Sounds like he was going for full envelopment.

You gotta go big for that.

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SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Also as mentioned she was lying on her back so gravity was working against them.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Yeeeeah, I don't want to get into Titfuck Mechanics Chat here, but if you expect your dick to be fully enveloped in cleavage and don't have a micropenis, your options are "absurd fake tits" and "some sort of glandular problem." Lying on the back doesn't help -- natural breasts in that position are gonna flop. Not ideal.

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


no, no, please do

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
wow it's almost like some people are not nearly as good at separating fantasy and reality as they think they are

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

Lol if I compared myself to porn and felt insecure I would have killed myself long ago.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
if fantasy didn't successfully sow deep insecurity then advertisements wouldn't work

:capitalism:

Malkof
Oct 13, 2001

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Doflamingo posted:

I've been reading that subreddit for a while now and find it hard to believe it was that clear-cut, honestly. Most of the people on there seem more logical than what you're describing.

Yeah they seem like a normal bunch of guys and gals. Like the thread where they tell a college student who just wants to "jerk off smoke pot and play video games" over Thanksgiving break that his parents are treating him like a second class citizen. Because they loaded his room out to his niece and nephew.

Or when they refer to children as parasites and mothers mombies.

Then again for this thread that's just more sad and immature than trainwrecky.

Anywho:
I'm pretty sure my (21m) SO (21F) wants to have sex with Roy Mustang which is a character from an anime.

quote:

It has come to my attention that my girlfriend let slip that she basically has this huge crush on a character from Full Metal Alchemist basically to the point that she would want to have sex with this character. I don't usually watch anime and I'm just looking for advice on how to react or handle a situation such as this.

All in all how the hell do I react?

tldr: Girlfriend wants a character from an anime.

Edit: Throwaway for obvious reasons. I can't have her find this

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
The best titties to gently caress are not the best ones to look at.

Choose one.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Jeff Sichoe posted:

The best titties to gently caress are not the best ones to look at.

Choose one.

Woah man, that's deep.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Tittyfucking IRL is a blowjob enhancement technique, not a standalone activity

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

ravenkult posted:

Wait so what kind of boob porn is he watching where D cups are too small to work for him?

Triple F veiny disaster bags with nipples the size of men's heads.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Pvt.Scott posted:

veiny disaster bags

:captainpop:


New username idea!

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

"Veiny Disaster Bags" was a chapter title in my Master's dissertation in Titfucking Mechanics

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Antivehicular posted:

"Veiny Disaster Bags" was a chapter title in my Master's dissertation in Titfucking Mechanics

Finally we get the real story about what went on at Trump University!!!

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
This thread is getting uncomfortable

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Non-penetrative male-on-female sexual contact Section III: Utilizations of Adipose Tissues On and Around the Pectoralis Major Muscle region, A Comparative Study of the Effects of Varying Adipose Tissue Mass on Male Satisfaction, part mlxxvii

E:

zakharov posted:

This thread is getting uncomfortable

I(33M) need an adult(16f)!

Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Nov 21, 2016

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
One more thing on the list of what listless morons will ruin their lives over when placed in an environment where basic needs are met

Nancy
Nov 23, 2005



Young Orc

Pvt.Scott posted:

I(33M) need an adult(16f)!

Oh god this sounds exactly like something reddit would say you did it perfect and horrifyingly :cry:

Pick posted:

One more thing on the list of what listless morons will ruin their lives over when placed in an environment where basic needs are met

:agreed:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

quote:

I (25/F) was expected to make a lot of sacrifices for my brother's (23/M) athletic career. Now he's made it pro, he's never acknowledged that and it's his girlfriend who was never there who gets it all. It's making me resentful to him and my parents.

Obviously a throwaway and I'm going to be vague about some details and not mention the sport or country we are in for identity protection.

My brother is a very successful professional athlete on a 7 figure a year contract.

As a child, I was expected (not asked if I was ok with) to make numerous sacrifices for the sake of developing his career. He's never once thanked me for this. My parents have never once acknowledged it. It's something that really bothers me and I want to talk to them about it and don't know how.

As a child, I enjoyed taking ballet classes. This stopped when my brother showed prodigy style talent in his sport and my parents were told he could be a pro. I was pulled out of ballet to accommodate him so they could pay for extra practices for him. I was always expected to spend my weekends watching him rather than getting to do my own thing. And that was only the beginning of it. I was always put in second hand clothes, not given my own experiences (I never got a birthday party after it all started) so all the money could be poured into his sport.

Halfway through high school, my family moved six hours away for the sake of living somewhere where he could join a professional clubs youth development program as he was starting high school. No one cared that I was happy and didn't want to go and leave my friends. No one cared when I started getting bullied at the new school because I was the new kid and became withdrawn and deeply unhappy living in the new city. I just got told to stop sulking and support my brother. I tried to talk about the bullying and was dismissed. Even a teacher called my parents into the school and said 'I think your daughter is struggling with her mental health and feels like she doesn't have the support of her parents because you are so focused on moulding your son into a professional athlete'. Instead of having the wake up call they needed, they complained about the teacher and got her into some trouble.

I actually reached out to that teacher on Facebook about three years ago and thanked them for what they did for me. She wrote back to me and asked what I was doing, without a single reference to my brother despite the fact he he just achieved something very big that everyone knew about. I told her I'd just got accepted into law school and had passed the C2 proficiency test to be deemed highly proficient in a foreign language I studied during my studies. She wrote back and said 'I want you to know I am very proud of you. Your achievements matter'. I actually burst into tears! It was the first time I'd ever felt like I mattered as much as my brother. No one has ever really cared about anything I've done without making a reference to him as well. For once in my life, I felt like an individual who mattered for something other than being XXX XXX's sister. I've actually stayed in touch with the teacher and they have become a mentor to me. I am so thankful to her.

By this time as a teenager, my brother himself was starting to show a real entitled attitude about it all too. He'd say things like 'it's not my fault I'm the talented one' and 'it's not my fault you're average'. It really bothered me. Because despite what my brother said.......I'm not average. I'm actually very academically gifted and this was never acknowledged because being smart isn't as 'glamorous' as being a jock. I feel a lot of resentment about the fact my talents were never acknowledged by my family and that they don't view my accomplishments (like graduating high school top of my class, my first class honours degree and getting into a very prestigious law school on a scholarship) don't matter. They didn't even make the effort to come to my graduation.

But it's all still bothering me.

Something that is really bothering me is the way I have been left to struggle financially through my studies while my brother is rich because my parents prioritised his needs over mine. I hate seeing his girlfriend carrying around designer handbags and shoes he's paid for when she wasn't the one who had an awful upbringing to make this all possible. It sounds entitled, but I feel like I was made to sacrifice my own happiness, my own interests for the sake of making him rich and and I don't see a single bit of the reward or thanks for it. It's like I had to give give give and got nothing back. Meanwhile she waltzes in when all the 'dirty work' has been done and starts doing nothing by trying to be an Instagram celebrity with his money and acting like she has accomplished something with her life because she hit the 'holy grail' of dating an athlete. She never had to deal with the downsides of getting him there the way I did.

It's not even about the handbags. I'm not even the type to want a handbag that costs a four figure sum. I actually find it disgusting the way her handbag and shoe collection added up could buy a house. But it upsets me the way she wasn't the one who was treated like crap all childhood and now she is basically wearing the benefits of all my sacrifices. She also does literally nothing but spend his money and post to instagram. I feel annoyed that after everything I did, she is living this life of luxury on the back of my sacrifices while I work hard for less. Hell, he lives in luxuty and yet my brother has never offered to do something nice to me to say thank you, to help with my studies, nothing to basically say 'hey sis, thanks for being expected to give up everything you ever wanted when you were younger to make me a millionaire athlete'.

Basically, I just want to tell them how I feel without sounding like an rear end in a top hat. I want to tell them how much it bothers me I matter less to them. How do I do it?

tl;dr: Was made to make tons of sacrifices for my brother to become a pro athlete, now he isn't even grateful and my parents enable it all. How to talk to them about how much it hurts without sounding like a brat?

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Pvt.Scott posted:

disaster bags

this is what we've decided to call mine now, thank you

loquacius posted:

Tittyfucking IRL is a blowjob enhancement technique, not a standalone activity

👌👌👌

my husband likes to hit me in the face with me own tit

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
Maybe that girl should have been nicer to her little brother before he got rich if she wants him to buy her stuff

Sorry, there are no lovely parent reparations and they certainly wouldn't come from your sibling if there were

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

The Snoo posted:

this is what we've decided to call mine now, thank you


👌👌👌

my husband likes to hit me in the face with me own tit

Text me

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Tell those rear end in a top hat parents off. They didn't give a poo poo about you, no mercy for them now.

Nancy
Nov 23, 2005



Young Orc

Mocking Bird posted:

Maybe that girl should have been nicer to her little brother before he got rich if she wants him to buy her stuff

Sorry, there are no lovely parent reparations and they certainly wouldn't come from your sibling if there were

Even if she was nicer, no one ever appreciates you as much as you feel like you should be appreciated if you fall into the trap of expecting people to give a poo poo about how much you've suffered, for them or otherwise.

Nancy fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Nov 21, 2016

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Step one for this lady: she needs to learn to be happy for her brother! He's successfully become a professional athlete! Those sacrifices she keeps talking about making meant something and worked! Hooray! Go bro!

Step two: yeah, it sucks that your brother isn't showering you with love and attention right now. He's probably busy being a professional athlete, trying to deal with being young and dumb and having piles of money and is also trying to juggle a relationship on top of all of that.

Instead of confronting him and demanding he show you "proper thanks", try engaging with him and finding out what's going on in his life. He's likely flailing around and looking for any sort of stability at this point and you can be there for him. Ask if there are aspects of his life that you could help take care of so he can focus on the sport. Ask for a modest salary if it will be a big task.

Step three: get showered with money eventually.

Yes, she certainly does have justification to be butthurt, but it's not going to be a positive in any way to actually act on those hurt feelings. The best course of action is to get therapy and learn to set boundaries on her contributions to her bro's stuff to avoid burnout.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post
Should I end this relationship? I (33f) have been dating someone (32m) for several months, and he seems to want very little contact (1x per week), and no calls or texts in between.

quote:

I met this man and hit it off with him very quickly. The first few weeks of dating were nice and seemed normal from a frequency of contact perspective. Now, we see each other once every 7-10 days, for a few hours at a time. We're both extremely busy professionals, but I feel like I could handle getting together 3x per week. It feels like the infrequent contact is a sign that he's interested only in sex and not a relationship (even though he says otherwise). We discussed the lack of contact and emotional intimacy last night (which ended with him saying that he couldn't see me this week because he had to work on his house....). Should I just end this now, or give him a chance? What is normal for frequency of contact? He said he could do 2 get-togethers per week. I would prefer at least 3, with calls or texts in between, he is a no text no call guy.
TL;DR Should I end a relationship where the frequency of contact is minimal (1-2 times per week, no calls or texts in between)? What is a normal amount of contact in a relationship?


Hmm....

1.) Infrequent contact
2.) No text, no call
3.) Only meets for sex

Gonna need Scooby Doo to help solve this mystery.........

You're his side piece :ssh:

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

La Brea Carpet posted:

Should I end this relationship? I (33f) have been dating someone (32m) for several months, and he seems to want very little contact (1x per week), and no calls or texts in between.



Hmm....

1.) Infrequent contact
2.) No text, no call
3.) Only meets for sex

Gonna need Scooby Doo to help solve this mystery.........

You're his side piece :ssh:

I dunno, this pretty much describes my most recently developed friendship. Chica is just busy.

From the other side, this probably describes me pretty well from my friends' POV when I'm depressed.

Not sure sex being involved would change much in either case.

E: sometimes it is literally "only meet for x thing"

RaspberrySea
Nov 29, 2004
I'm not posting the whole thing, because it's too depressing and he might end up deleting it. But a guy has been posting for the past month about how his wife was cheating on him, and he didn't know if he should leave or stay for the sake of his kids.



He posted this meme, and finally decided to ask for a divorce two weeks ago. Then he posted an update this morning that consisted of this link.

I wanted a better update. :(

Nancy
Nov 23, 2005



Young Orc

Pvt.Scott posted:

I dunno, this pretty much describes my most recently developed friendship. Chica is just busy.

From the other side, this probably describes me pretty well from my friends' POV when I'm depressed.

Not sure sex being involved would change much in either case.

E: sometimes it is literally "only meet for x thing"

Friendship =/= relationship imo. It's totally normal to not see or hear from friends/acquaintances for a bit, but dude's being shady if he's supposedly in an actual relationship. He's basically freezing her out if he's imposed no call/no text rules.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Charles Get-Out posted:

Even if she was nicer, no one ever appreciates you as much as you feel like you should be appreciated if you fall into the trap of expecting to people to give a poo poo about how much you've suffered, for them or otherwise.

I have not actually read Kafka's Metamorphosis but as I understand it this is its main theme

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




MorgaineDax posted:

I'm not posting the whole thing, because it's too depressing and he might end up deleting it. But a guy has been posting for the past month about how his wife was cheating on him, and he didn't know if he should leave or stay for the sake of his kids.



He posted this meme, and finally decided to ask for a divorce two weeks ago. Then he posted an update this morning that consisted of this link.

I wanted a better update. :(

:smith: gently caress this

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Pvt.Scott posted:

I dunno, this pretty much describes my most recently developed friendship. Chica is just busy.

From the other side, this probably describes me pretty well from my friends' POV when I'm depressed.

Not sure sex being involved would change much in either case.

E: sometimes it is literally "only meet for x thing"

I mean I get that different people have different expectations about these things, but this isn't a friendship or buddies.

She wants to have a real relationship and he is sending all the "I just want to be FWB" signals while paying lip service to the relationship ideal.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

MorgaineDax posted:

I'm not posting the whole thing, because it's too depressing and he might end up deleting it. But a guy has been posting for the past month about how his wife was cheating on him, and he didn't know if he should leave or stay for the sake of his kids.



He posted this meme, and finally decided to ask for a divorce two weeks ago. Then he posted an update this morning that consisted of this link.

I wanted a better update. :(

I must be a horrible person because I saw this headline and my first thought was "they need to do way instain mother who kill thier babby"

SA has broken my mind

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

La Brea Carpet posted:

I mean I get that different people have different expectations about these things, but this isn't a friendship or buddies.

She wants to have a real relationship and he is sending all the "I just want to be FWB" signals while paying lip service to the relationship ideal.

Yeah, I guess I forget the last time I had a girlfriend was in high school. I haven't really had a traditional romantic relationship since.

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



MorgaineDax posted:

I'm not posting the whole thing, because it's too depressing and he might end up deleting it. But a guy has been posting for the past month about how his wife was cheating on him, and he didn't know if he should leave or stay for the sake of his kids.



He posted this meme, and finally decided to ask for a divorce two weeks ago. Then he posted an update this morning that consisted of this link.

I wanted a better update. :(

Alright no one can ever give me poo poo about the bunny post again

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

This guy is really upset about nipples:

My [22M] girlfriend [20F] of 7 months got nipple piercings, help me realize I'm wrong in being mad.

quote:

I'm a guy and physical touch means everything to me, and while I'd never prohibit my girlfriend from getting piercings or even give her an ultimatum, I'm very frustrated she got them.

Piercings are simply an aesthetic decoration, literally #aesthetics for people my age. It comes at a heavy tradeoff of 6-9 months (minimum) healing time in which I can't really hug her hard, I can't cuddle spooning her and holding her breasts, I can't lick them for...probably 9+ months because of possible infections, plus I LOATHE the taste of metal and how clumsy it feels in my mouth (do I just flick the nipple, can't go around because stupid loving bar hits me in the teeth every time I trace around the nip) vs. a normal fuckign nipple, so I'm not licking them if and when they heal.

I can't help but be resentful and bitter that she knew these things would happen because I told her all of this, yet she got them anyway. Help me realize I'm wrong. I'm okay with a selfish choice, but a selfish choice that affects our intimacy and sex life for up to a year? I'm wary of that

EDIT: I'll learn to live with the piercings. I'm beginning to realize that I was just as selfish in my own right. Also reddit has a serious problem of just saying "break it off". It's too easy to break things off at the drop of a hat, it's much harder to deal with issues and personal problems, isn't it? I rather work on my own selfishness and insecurities than break things off.

tl;dr: girlfriend got nipplie piercings, I'm taking it as a sign that she cares more about some dumb visual aspect than our intimacy

Oh and please stop posting stories that end in homicide, thanks. I am not declaring myself a mod or god of the thread by doing this, I'm just asking.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post
Who in the hell's nipples take 9 months to heal from a piercing? Is he dating the anti-Wolverene?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
9+ months of healing for nipple piercings? Is that even a sane estimate?

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nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...

loquacius posted:

I'm getting the idea that post would have done better in r/raisedbynarcissists

Which is another subreddit with it's own weird culture: narcissists are practically supervillains, who are remorseless in the suffering that they cause, and you'll be scarred for life by them. Post about your suffering repeatedly, bewailing your situation. Repeat.

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