TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

GobiasIndustries posted:

Coastal Liberal Wastes Taxpayer Dollars, shocker

i wonder if we could get a "donald trump - (D)" type mistake from fox news lmao

e: while in office i mean, not after and the go back to pretending the last terrible republican president didn't happen

# ? Nov 23, 2016 00:54

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# ? May 15, 2024 11:31

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Karl Sharks posted:

i wonder if we could get a "donald trump - (D)" type mistake from fox news lmao

e: while in office i mean, not after and the go back to pretending the last terrible republican president didn't happen

ain't gonna be much playin on your fancy big city cayble teevees after the flame deluge

# ? Nov 23, 2016 00:58

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

sincx posted:

Interesting tidbit from the NYT:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/22/us/politics/donald-trump-transition.html

Congratulations, Don. Despite your valiant efforts to keep all things Muslim out of America, you have somehow managed to import Islamic sectarian discord into the Upper Midwest.

The Midwest, the new Mideast

# ? Nov 23, 2016 00:58

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/DecisionDeskHQ/status/801188753775542272

LOL

can she be president of virginia

# ? Nov 23, 2016 00:59

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Breitbart commenters in my veins

quote:

WHAT IS THE ALT-RIGHT?? ...and why Trump should not be disavowing it. Do not give Trump a free pass on this or on not wanting a prosecution of Hillary Clinton on criminal charges.

1) The Alt Right is of the political right in both the American and the
European sense of the term. Socialists are not Alt Right. Progressives
are not Alt Right. Liberals are not Alt Right. Communists, Marxists,
Marxians, cultural Marxists, and neocons are not Alt Right.

2) The Alt Right is an ALTERNATIVE to the mainstream conservative
movement in the USA that is nominally encapsulated by Russel Kirk's 10 Conservative Principles, but in reality has devolved towards progressivism. It is also an alternative to libertarianism.
The Alt Right is not a defensive attitude and rejects the concept of
noble and principled defeat. It is a forward-thinking philosophy of
offense, in every sense of that term. The

3) Alt Right believes in victory
through persistence and remaining in harmony with science, reality,
cultural tradition, and the lessons of history.

4) The Alt Right believes Western civilization is the pinnacle of human
achievement and supports its three foundational pillars: Christianity,
the European nations, and the Graeco-Roman legacy.

5) The Alt Right is openly and avowedly nationalist. It supports all
nationalisms and the right of all nations to exist, homogeneous and
unadulterated by foreign invasion and immigration.

6) The Alt Right is anti-globalist. It opposes all groups who work for globalist ideals or globalist objectives.

7) The Alt Right is anti-equalitarian. It rejects the idea of equality
for the same reason it rejects the ideas of unicorns and leprechauns,
noting that human equality does not exist in any observable scientific,
legal, material, intellectual, sexual, or spiritual form.

8)The Alt Right is scientodific. It presumptively accepts the current
conclusions of the scientific method (scientody), while understanding a)
these conclusions are liable to future revision, b) that scientistry is
susceptible to corruption, and c) that the so-called scientific
consensus is not based on scientody, but democracy, and is therefore
intrinsically unscientific.

9) The Alt Right understands that diversity + proximity = war.

10) The Alt Right rejects international free trade and the free movement of
peoples that free trade requires. The benefits of intranational free
trade is not evidence for the benefits of international free trade.

11) The Alt Right is a philosophy that values peace among the various
nations of the world and opposes wars to impose the values of one nation
upon another as well as efforts to exterminate individual nations through war, genocide, immigration, or genetic assimilation.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:01

Coatlicue: Sep 14, 2012; it doesn't matter
how fast or how far,
you're still runnin' like a fool

Another executive order many are worried could be undone day one is daca, which allows non citizen immigrant children to live work and attend college in the us.

https://mobile.twitter.com/votolatino/status/801206208866689024

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:02

Real hurthling!: Sep 11, 2001

Is Rhee the one with the cheating scandal in washington school's tests or is that another big idiot?

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:03

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Breitbart commenters in my veins

2) The Alt Right is an ALTERNATIVE to the mainstream conservative
movement in the USA that is nominally encapsulated by Russel Kirk's 10 Conservative Principles, but in reality has devolved towards progressivism.

i can't

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:03

100 degrees Calcium: Jan 23, 2011

I'm so happy there are people stupid and evil enough to die on the hill of prosecuting hillary clinton. It's not even January 20 yet.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:03

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

it's almost as if donald j trump is bad

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:04

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

triple sulk posted:

it's almost as if donald j trump is bad

Almost

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:05

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Kurtofan posted:

can she be president of virginia

obviously, some sort of breakup is ultimately going to happen, whether it's in 20 years or 200, and ever since the fall of the USSR, I've been thinking i might actually live to see it

i thought it would be from running out of credit like the USSR, though, not from whatever this weird mix of racist, fascist, post-fact, 4chan-twitter insanity ends up being called by future historians

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:06

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

quote:

Mistake.
I knew I was too happy with him so far ,he had to make a big mistake.

I have been somehow "alternative right ",an anti establishment right winger much ,MUCH before the word existed,supporting every very imperfect candidate and various characters,even very wrong on certain stances , as long as they were somehow alternative to the corrupted GOP.
That was and is the main thing to me.
It does not matter what and how they could have been imperfect or even wrong ,Perot,Buchanan,even Paul ..even as far as Duke,who cares about his baggage? They were each one and all somehow "alternative right".
There is nothing wrong about being on the right,there is also everything right about being ALTERNATIVE to the establishment.

Someone should inform Trump that:
1)
He is alternative right and that's where much of his win and political success comes from.
And
2)
Part of his winning image and charisma is built by never apologizing stupidly while playing and validating the false MSM rethoric .
And by never retrieving too hurriedly and too cowardly.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:06

100 degrees Calcium: Jan 23, 2011

You can't do this, Trump! The internet made you! It can destroy you!

- Racist Frog

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:07

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:08

Serf: May 5, 2011

Coatlicue posted:

Another executive order many are worried could be undone day one is daca, which allows non citizen immigrant children to live work and attend college in the us.

https://mobile.twitter.com/votolatino/status/801206208866689024

b-b-b-but he'll be good for the economy!

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:10

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Serf posted:

b-b-b-but he'll be good for the economy!

he didn't say which economy

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:11

100 degrees Calcium: Jan 23, 2011

It's happening... the economic anxiety.... *shakily raises arm to the air in a straight-palmed salute* IT'S TAKING OVER!!!!

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:11

KiteAuraan: Aug 5, 2014; JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Breitbart commenters in my veins

So the alt-right is literally loving Nazis, just like all of us drat Marxists have been saying. Good to hear it from their own fuckholes.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:12

Serf: May 5, 2011

Karl Sharks posted:

he didn't say which economy

oh poo poo you're right!

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:12

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Trump costs the country 400 billion dollars? Trump-change

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:12

100 degrees Calcium: Jan 23, 2011

The secret is that liberals actually love nazis. They think nazis are cute and they want kiss white supremacists on the mouth with tongue.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:14

Olga Gurlukovich: Nov 13, 2016

Turdfuzz posted:

i havent forgotten what u did LAURA

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:14

100 degrees Calcium: Jan 23, 2011

GOOSESTEPPING DAD PUNISHES SIEG HEIL BABYSITTER WITH HUGE TRUMP LUFTECOCKEL

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:14

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

100 degrees Calcium posted:

It's happening... the economic anxiety.... *shakily raises arm to the air in a straight-palmed salute* IT'S TAKING OVER!!!!

lmao

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:16

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

anyone just kinda :O at CNN just now?

like, gaddamn the overtone window is loving WIDE OPEN flapping in the breeze

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:16

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

"gently caress muslims"

-- CNN

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:16

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

To raise money in 1976, Duke (using the double pseudonym "Dorothy Vanderbilt" and "James Konrad") wrote a self-help book for women, Finders-Keepers: Finding and Keeping the Man You Want, which contains sexual, diet, fashion, cosmetic and relationship advice, and was published by the now defunct Arlington Place Books. Tulane University history professor Lawrence N. Powell, who read a rare copy of the book given to him by journalist Patsy Sims, wrote that it includes advice on vaginal exercises, fellatio, and anal sex.[120][121][122] The book is out of print and difficult to find; however, according to journalist Tyler Bridges, The Times-Picayune obtained a copy and traced its proceeds to Duke,[123] who compiled the content from women's self-help magazines.[11]

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:17

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Duscat posted:

obviously, some sort of breakup is ultimately going to happen, whether it's in 20 years or 200, and ever since the fall of the USSR, I've been thinking i might actually live to see it

i thought it would be from running out of credit like the USSR, though, not from whatever this weird mix of racist, fascist, post-fact, 4chan-twitter insanity ends up being called by future historians

Counterpoint we won't and we are going to form the North American Union after some crazy political whiplash. 👍

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:18

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

KiteAuraan posted:

So the alt-right is literally loving Nazis, just like all of us drat Marxists have been saying. Good to hear it from their own fuckholes.

No, but you see...

Furthermore...

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:20

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Baloogan posted:

"gently caress muslims"

-- CNN

"Are jews soulless golems? asks very handsome man with fanciful opinions in nice suit "

--CNN

*Note some viewers erroneously percieved the audience in this segment as making heil hitler salutes, but in reality, they were simply exuberant and ironic. Our apologies for not making that more clear.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:20

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Fun Fact: Hugo Boss designed the Nazi Uniforms. Fashionable AF.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:21

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Augus posted:

Can't wait for Trump to disrupt the entire economy by flying back forth from NY every day, forcing streets to be closed in the financial center of the world which already has a congestion problem, and wasting millions of taxpayer dollars on essentially doubling the amount of security he needs because he doesn't want to inconvenience his pampered trophy wife.
Fighting the good fight for the middle class!

It was funny how he had to return to Trump Tower every night on the campaign trail.

Maybe he doesn't feel comfortable without his gold toilet?

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:21

100 degrees Calcium: Jan 23, 2011

Exuberance is such a weird excuse for performing a nazi salute. Like, that makes me feel they're even more into it, not less.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:23

100 degrees Calcium: Jan 23, 2011

Is that how the hitler youth started? Exuberance and irony?

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:23

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

I don't know if I could ever understand people who would take Trump's words at face value and feel betrayed that he's going to let Hillary off and all the other stuff that he's going to pretend he never said. But I need to, if the rift will ever be healed. I don't know what to do.

Samurai Sanders fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Nov 23, 2016

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:23

Serf: May 5, 2011

100 degrees Calcium posted:

Exuberance is such a weird excuse for performing a nazi salute. Like, that makes me feel they're even more into it, not less.

"I just couldn't help myself! I got all excited when that man yelled Heil Trump and it just happened!"

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:24

100 degrees Calcium: Jan 23, 2011

Why can't our charismatic fascist overlords actually be sexy and charismatic instead of... trump and Mussolini?

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:25

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

if i were a muslim or a jew id seriously be worried lol!

im gonna keep eating my expensive cheese and drink my wine :3:

and just be perioidically :O about the news while i literally am at least 100km from anyone who isn't anglo-saxon / scottish / scandinavian ahah

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:25

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# ? May 15, 2024 11:31

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

its just the rights of whites are more important than anyone else's

# ? Nov 23, 2016 01:25

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