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OFFICIAL STATEMENT In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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thatguy posted:Post things you're glad/thankful of!
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Nov 24, 2016 06:32
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I'm thankful that Dr. Smart came back to us. I'm also thankful that the commandos keep pledging.
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Baloogan posted:lol
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those fyad chucklefucks got me banned for no good reason once and ever since I've been extremely mentally ill so I understand where Mr Smart is coming from
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I'm glad ur parents are dead MoMA
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Nov 24, 2016 06:36
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I'm glad of IT. Those information tech nerds really helped when I accidentally put my butt pictures on my yahoo.
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Nov 24, 2016 06:38
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Lack of Gravitas posted:(Brisbane is better than Sydney tho) Landfill is better than Sydney.
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Nov 24, 2016 06:38
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hakimashou posted:I'm thankful that Dr. Smart came back to us. ewe2 posted:Landfill is better than Sydney.
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Nov 24, 2016 06:39
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New South Wales is the Fourth Stimpire.
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Nov 24, 2016 06:41
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Not enough people bitching about South Australia ITT
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Nov 24, 2016 06:44
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lazorexplosion posted:Not enough people bitching about South Australia ITT
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Nov 24, 2016 06:47
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lazorexplosion posted:Not enough people bitching about South Australia ITT I like your av
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Yeah that's a pretty A grade av right there.
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Nov 24, 2016 06:50
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South Australia produces top-quality individuals like Tolradi and Sandi
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Skellybones posted:South Australia produces top-quality individuals like Tolradi and Sandi
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That's why they call it Radelaide.
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Nov 24, 2016 07:01
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Milky Moor posted:That's why they call it Radelaide.
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Nov 24, 2016 07:05
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Last year and a half, I did consider for a few minutes to put down 45 bucks to get the first worst ship that also comes with the main game because of no information other than I really enjoyed Wing Commander when i was a kid, and Freelancer a lot more when i was older. Anybody else?
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Nov 24, 2016 07:09
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 still a lot of spergs pouring in cash! lol
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In celebration of Derek being back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E
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Nov 24, 2016 07:23
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Propagandist posted:Happy Thanksgiving EveryOne gently caress me. post tasty edible pics pls.
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I.N.R.I posted:Hi everyone, hope youre all having a light hearted, emotionally balanced day. Just a quick reminder to call or visit your parents and relatives wherever possible, they love and care about you mate, i took your advice with a skip in my step and jolly in my heart. My parents after repeated calls separated and now it involves 2 calls so gently caress you pal. My dad became gay. he is living as a gimp in a pimps basement in bristol. I begged him to go home but he revealed this sickening heartbreaking truth had been in him since he was a little girl. My mum has opened up the home to travellers and there are all sorts of people doing juggling and unicycle riding. I cant blame my dad for not returning as thats loving annoying. So thanks I.N.R.I YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS.
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Welcome back, desktop commander. I'm thankful for the thread being worth reading again, and not having thanksgiving in this country (presumably because we're all ingrates thankful for precisely gently caress-all).
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Beet Wagon posted:Lol reddit is hard at work trying to determine how Derek got back on SA. Sleuth it out you weirdos. That one is obvious. The FDevs pulled their weight to have Doxxor Smart cleared of all charges.
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Beet Wagon posted:Lol reddit is hard at work trying to determine how Derek got back on SA. Sleuth it out you weirdos. Haha, they still dont understand the kind of connections a warlord has
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:perma-ban moma Please dont, it´s so much fun reading Toast´s meltdowns about The Agent!
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Thread this afternoon posted:
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hakimashou posted:OFFICIAL STATEMENT lol e: welcome Baloogan stay awhile Harold Stassen fucked around with this message at 08:53 on Nov 24, 2016 |
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Chin posted:Bootcha was so into the cult that even after he got to go take-backsies on his extremely bad decision to throw hundreds of thousands of dollars onto Chris Roberts' cash bonfire he only said he got his money out due to mistreatment of employees. Not that the game was literally an impossible dream/scam. His disillusionment was delicious.
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So, is the total number of "Star Citizens" the total number of individual pledges? That makes more sense than 1.6 million+ unique people buying into this. But if it's real I guess SC is too big to fail 
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Nov 24, 2016 08:59
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 Sarsapariller posted:Beer: "You fell!" Beer is like six hobbits tall, but still funny
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Nov 24, 2016 08:59
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I like this Derek Smart guy. You can't question his dedication to his craft. As warlords go this is the guy that locks the village folk in a barn then sets it on fire.
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Sarsapariller posted:Beer: "You fell!" Aren't you the idiot that got a $2500 refund then bought back in after 2.0 released? Lmao
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Nov 24, 2016 09:14
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Never gonna let him live it down huh
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Xarbala posted:Never gonna let him live it down huh No Its too funny
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I cannot comprehend how someone who saw 2.0 thought, "Yes I want more of this. Please. Chris, piss on my face some more."
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I'm posting from about 20 pages back. I hope nobody has done this already. This one has a tiny bit better ending: https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKXKRGYofDXtMsZi1MbL Sum Mors fucked around with this message at 09:26 on Nov 24, 2016 |
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CrazyTolradi posted:"Yes I want more of this. Please. Chris, piss on my face some more." I thought we all agreed to leave sandis hardcore stuff out of the thread
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Every demo CIG has ever put out has been entirely staged and unrepresentative of the actual game but THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT
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