Post Your Picture II: Selfies & Chill

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LogicalFallacy: Nov 16, 2015; Wrecking hell's shit since 1993

I just shaved by rubbing an extremely sharp knife all over my face and I think I'm pretty darn adorable. Do I qualify?

PS: The remaining facial hair is an experiment that may or may not be removed at the end of this month, so feel free to throw whatever insults y'all consider necessary at it.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 18:46

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# ? May 15, 2024 00:55

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

LogicalFallacy posted:

I just shaved by rubbing an extremely sharp knife all over my face and I think I'm pretty darn adorable. Do I qualify?

For sure!

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I figured out how to post imgur links from my phone!

Is this a tag request or are you :justpost:

ing?

# ? Nov 24, 2016 18:57

Mocking Bird: Aug 17, 2011

LogicalFallacy posted:

I just shaved by rubbing an extremely sharp knife all over my face and I think I'm pretty darn adorable. Do I qualify?

PS: The remaining facial hair is an experiment that may or may not be removed at the end of this month, so feel free to throw whatever insults y'all consider necessary at it.

Your selfie technique needs some work and I would recommend better glasses and no facial hair but overall I think you have tough cute potential

Also am I colorblind or are you wearing a prisoners jumpsuit?

# ? Nov 24, 2016 19:27

10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I fixed your url but the picture doesn't exist anymore! It's okay, I know you're good for it.

e: I'll do two or three more tags after this batch but then that's it for now I think.

Bird mod, best mod. :3:

10 Beers has a new favorite as of 21:37 on Nov 24, 2016

# ? Nov 24, 2016 19:43

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

No idea if Im cute or not, but my face is all covered up in bruises from practicing Brazilian Jiujitsu yesterday.

Please don't make fun of my ~~turtle neck~~ ODU Utility Jacket as it is kinda cold where I work.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 19:55

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

You look like the younger brother of Travis from GTA 5.
It's the mustache and disgusted look.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:02

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Mr Cute don't live here no more, ma'am.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:07

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Is this a tag request or are you ing?

Yeah, throw me into the toughcutes.

I'm also posting content, because I want to contribute to the thread! (Like I never do...)

# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:10

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

10 Beers posted:

I'll play!

Or not? It doesn't show up for me.

I fixed your url but the picture doesn't exist anymore! It's okay, I know you're good for it.

e: I'll do two or three more tags after this batch but then that's it for now I think.

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 20:41 on Nov 24, 2016

# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:37

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Inzombiac posted:

You look like the younger brother of Travis from GTA 5.
It's the mustache and disgusted look.

One of the people working with me today is a 20 year old.

I'm 33.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:57

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

ElMaligno posted:

One of the people working with me today is a 20 year old.

I'm 33.

Im a 39yr old E4. My coworkers are young enough to be my adult children.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 22:11

LogicalFallacy: Nov 16, 2015; Wrecking hell's shit since 1993

Mocking Bird posted:

Your selfie technique needs some work and I would recommend better glasses and no facial hair but overall I think you have tough cute potential

Also am I colorblind or are you wearing a prisoners jumpsuit?

I'm a social recluse and I've had these frames for about 6 years, so that's my excuse for the first two points. As for the facial hair, I am fairly well in agreeance with you, if only because of how drat blond it is.

Also, not a prison jumpsuit, just an unfortunately colored shirt.

# ? Nov 25, 2016 00:31

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

.

I bought a new coat.

cash crab has a new favorite as of 03:34 on Sep 8, 2018

# ? Nov 25, 2016 00:35

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

cash crab posted:

I bought a new coat.

Tell the truth now, it was expressly for the hood, wasn't it? It is the .best. hood.

# ? Nov 25, 2016 00:46

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Teagan posted:

I think that that could be arranged.

Midol, a box of the largest maxi pads possible, and a douching kit. Should get the point across easily

# ? Nov 25, 2016 00:47

RC Cola: Aug 1, 2011; Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Mocking Bird posted:

Your selfie technique needs some work and I would recommend better glasses and no facial hair but overall I think you have tough cute potential

Also am I colorblind or are you wearing a prisoners jumpsuit?

Am I tough cute?

# ? Nov 25, 2016 00:54

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I figured out how to post imgur links from my phone!

I always suspected Jim Gaffigan was a goon.

I might be tough, but I'm not cute, sadly. :smith:

# ? Nov 25, 2016 01:07

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Teagan posted:

Tell the truth now, it was expressly for the hood, wasn't it? It is the .best. hood.

That, and the 9 pockets.

# ? Nov 25, 2016 01:16

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

RC Cola posted:

Am I tough cute?

You're regular cute. Sorry!

# ? Nov 25, 2016 01:17

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

cash crab posted:

That, and the 9 pockets.

That is the best coat, hands down.

# ? Nov 25, 2016 01:17

Mocking Bird: Aug 17, 2011

RC Cola posted:

Am I tough cute?

You're in my top 10 selfie posters but it's up to the other bird mod to say who is officially tough cute :qq:

# ? Nov 25, 2016 01:23

Clockwerk: Apr 6, 2005

My selfie game is under developed, but I would like to be tough and cute

# ? Nov 25, 2016 02:40

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Mocking Bird posted:

You're in my top 10 selfie posters but it's up to the other bird mod to say who is officially tough cute

I think he's toughcute too!

Clockwerk, you are VERY toughcute :blush:

Anyway I should probably stop giving out gangtags before an admin gets fed up with me, happy American Thanksgiving my selfie thread friends

# ? Nov 25, 2016 03:16

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Thanks birdy!

# ? Nov 25, 2016 03:18

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

You're welcome!

# ? Nov 25, 2016 03:29

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Ooh can I post my parka too? Parkas are great!

Although I don't often wear the hood ever since I got my fuzzy trapper hat.

But it has to be really cold to bother with any of it because I'm literally a polar bear.

# ? Nov 25, 2016 03:30

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Picnic Princess posted:

I know you've posted this picture before but it's extremely good :3:

# ? Nov 25, 2016 03:34

Clockwerk: Apr 6, 2005

Some extremely fashionable parka pics on this page

e: thank you for the compliment, LITERALLY A BIRD.

# ? Nov 25, 2016 03:36

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

LingcodKilla posted:

Im a 39yr old E4.

How does this even happen today?

# ? Nov 25, 2016 03:43

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

I had to donate this coat, it is WAY too big on me this winter. I actually don't have a coat this winter. I may want to get on that. Or not. Stay inside, be goony.

# ? Nov 25, 2016 03:52

Phthisis: Apr 16, 2007; "Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."

Thanks for the tag!

In return here's another selfie. I went to my friend's house for Thanksgiving and his very good dog decided I was a good choice for sleeping on. Looks like she was just pretending though since I caught her peeking at the camera!

# ? Nov 25, 2016 04:17

B33rChiller: Aug 18, 2011

Fantastic parkas folks.

Here's a wimpy/scruffy fishin' selfie

Not pictured: The sketchy looking seal eyeballing my fish and making me extremely nervous.

B33rChiller has a new favorite as of 04:21 on Nov 25, 2016

# ? Nov 25, 2016 04:16

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

B33rChiller posted:

Fantastic parkas folks.

Here's a wimpy/scruffy fishin' selfie

Not pictured: The sketchy looking seal eyeballing my fish and making me extremely nervous.

Nice stringer! Insanely jealous. Gonna buy a yak this spring.

titties posted:

How does this even happen today?

I joined at 37 as a reservist. Been on active for about 2/3 of the last two years due to schools.

Crab Dad has a new favorite as of 04:28 on Nov 25, 2016

# ? Nov 25, 2016 04:26

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

The bad thing about working a 12 hour shift in winter? You never see the sun.
Also here is an 18 minute lovely dark video of my commute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjC2AU9Vymo

LingcodKilla posted:

Nice stringer! Insanely jealous. Gonna buy a yak this spring.

I joined at 37 as a reservist. Been on active for about 2/3 of the last two years due to schools.

I have seen a 40 year old dude e4 with 20 years of active duty service.

# ? Nov 25, 2016 05:23

The Relentless: Sep 27, 2002; ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

Teagan posted:

I have been playing with online Makeovers. Because I am sick, and nothing else to do that will make me smile without splitting my lips. I am daydreaming of long hair. I encourage you, men and women to update your selfies with some style. Taaz.com
I have also discovered that of all the ridiculous contact lense colours, I actually look worst with blue eyes. Figure that. I am also really bad at shaping the hair to my head. My hair seems to be growing in evenly and really quickly, so give me a year.

Wowee wow wow!

# ? Nov 25, 2016 05:26

The Relentless: Sep 27, 2002; ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

Teagan posted:

I had to donate this coat, it is WAY too big on me this winter. I actually don't have a coat this winter. I may want to get on that. Or not. Stay inside, be goony.

But...but...It became a coat for two!

# ? Nov 25, 2016 05:27

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Y'all have been very kind to dilute the ToughCute brand enough to include me.

# ? Nov 25, 2016 14:39

shipwrek: Dec 11, 2009; Drunk octopus wants
to fight you

Going full scruff no fucks given. Also hang overs and screen printing fumes do not play well together. :cheerdoge:

# ? Nov 25, 2016 18:42

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Just noticed I'm now ToughCute.

You tolerate me, you really tolerate me! :yaycloud:

# ? Nov 25, 2016 19:03

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# ? May 15, 2024 00:55

i am the bird: Mar 2, 2005; I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

Picnic Princess posted:

This is literally the best.

Boy + dog brooding, maybe also thinking about McDonald's.

# ? Nov 25, 2016 22:15

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