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zakharov posted:My brother is literally an adult baby help reddit What are the ages for this?
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Nov 27, 2016 08:16
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I can't get over this vegetable stealing aunt storyquote:The vegetable stealing is very frustrating and seems to be their only hobby at this point. They proudly mention at dinner which dishes were made with the stolen items. quote:They take screenshots of us on Skype calls without our knowledge and then hung one them on the fridge. They also took private videos we sent them and posted them to YouTube, but that is a different issue I guess. quote:I am genuinely creeped out by them. Last night after I took my dog for a walk alone, they followed a hundred yards or so behind me. I could see them in the darkness and heard them whisper. I had to call my boyfriend and he shouted at them to go back home.
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Nov 27, 2016 08:22
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54 40 or gently caress posted:That is some straight up Norman MasturBates poo poo Instead of a skull superimposed over a guy's face, it's a penis and a bottle of Boone's Farm
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Nov 27, 2016 08:43
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That creepy old lady story sounds a little too good to be true
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Nov 27, 2016 08:55
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various cheeses posted:That creepy old lady story sounds a little too good to be true There's going to be a final post soon about how a guy's GF has started acting weird and showering with his mom and aunt.
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Nov 27, 2016 11:17
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Eh, the part where he either silently accepts the weird things they do or scream at them to stop seems believable.
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Nov 27, 2016 11:38
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Syncopated posted:Eh, the part where he either silently accepts the weird things they do or scream at them to stop seems believable. I'm wondering what their ethnicity is. In some cultures unmarried women living together is the norm. Stealing veggies, though, makes me wonder if they're were-rabbits.
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Nov 27, 2016 11:48
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They should get a kid to strengthen the relationship imo.
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Nov 27, 2016 11:57
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Syncopated posted:They should get a kid to strengthen the relationship imo. I think that's what they did. How else did that OP meet them?
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Nov 27, 2016 12:28
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Syncopated posted:They should get a kid to strengthen the relationship imo. OP and boyfriend or the crazy harpies? SYKE, it was a trick question! The correct answer is, of course, that BOTH couples should get babies to strengthen all the relationships. Just, all of them. The harpies can steal them no probs.
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Nov 27, 2016 12:30
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Khazar-khum posted:I'm wondering what their ethnicity is. In some cultures unmarried women living together is the norm. Stealing veggies, though, makes me wonder if they're were-rabbits. This is why its important to spray all you veg with silver nitrate and also to have your aunts spayed.
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Nov 27, 2016 12:33
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zakharov posted:My brother is literally an adult baby help reddit I don't know what I'd do if someone messed up my once-in-lifetime petting session with an adorable baby tiger. Probably punch them in the face when they least expect it.
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Nov 27, 2016 13:26
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Troposphere posted:roald dahl rear end les triplettes de belleville motherfuckers This was my exact thought, like, did the boyfriend first escape the house by riding away on a flying giant fruit or what
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Nov 27, 2016 15:04
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Nuebot posted:There's going to be a final post soon about how a guy's GF has started acting weird and showering with his mom and aunt. maiden mother and crone or close enough
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Nov 27, 2016 15:23
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almightyerin posted:According to op in the comments, they're badgering the guy for his bank info so they can check his transactions and are trying to buy a house near theirs. I'm going to reread it to make sure I understand the situation but if the guy occasionally yells at them for it, it seems like he hates it as well but just puts up with it for a peaceful visit. I don't think it would take much of a push to convince him it's unhealthy if his gf tells him it isn't peaceful at all for her. I mean, if they're that crazy, I'm not shocked he's just given in for the sake of having a relationship with them. edit: nvm. After reading more comments it sounds like she's actually going to get murdered. also can't you do DNA tests with a hair off a brush or is that just in the movies? the boyfriend should do that because there's a 100% chance he was stolen from the hospital flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 15:40 on Nov 27, 2016 |
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Nov 27, 2016 15:34
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How the gently caress can you hear someone whisper from 100 yards away? And what dog hates wide open spaces?
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Nov 27, 2016 16:37
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Easy. Psychosis, an abused one
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Nov 27, 2016 16:39
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Bonzo posted:How the gently caress can you hear someone whisper from 100 yards away? And what dog hates wide open spaces? They're old as gently caress, their whispers are probably pretty loud anyway.
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Nov 27, 2016 16:43
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Chichevache posted:They're old as gently caress, their whispers are probably pretty loud anyway. They're probably some of those people that don't actually understand how to whisper.
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Nov 27, 2016 17:06
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various cheeses posted:That creepy old lady story sounds a little too good to be true They actually sound like many of the clients I support, so I'm wondering if they have a diagnosed intellectual disability. A lot of the behaviours she describes are the types of things I see frequently which would be creepy to encounter unexpectedly, but if you encounter them knowing they have some form of disorder are easy to interpret more charitably. Things like printing out photos and following them on their walk seem like awkward expressions of affection. I even know several old ladies who fuss about trying to micromanage household chores, and are only capable of communicating in shrieks and cries, which is very off-putting but not something they can help. I'm more interested in what the boyfriend's deal is, whether he was raised by them or his father or another relative, and why he didn't make an effort to warn his gf about their weirdness prior to introducing her to them.
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Nov 27, 2016 17:15
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The most unbelievable part is that they managed to take screenshots from skype and print them on their own.
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Nov 27, 2016 17:20
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The part of the story where they steal the neighbors' vegetables is just incredible. I love OP. She is the best. 
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Nov 27, 2016 17:41
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Just found out that my sister [23 F] is currently dating two different guys [24 M] and [20 M]. They both think they're exclusive with her. Has been going on for years. Feel like I should say something but know it's none of my business.quote:My sister has been dating a guy for more than 4 years now. Even though they have a bit of a toxic relationship where they frequently fight, I like him and think he's a good guy. A couple years ago my sister befriended a different guy. She's always had the pretext that he was just a friend, but I just recently found out that she told him she had broken up with her boyfriend, and he thinks they've been dating exclusively for quite some time.
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Nov 27, 2016 17:46
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Real advice is absolutely to stay out of it and let it sort itself out. Comedy option is to invite them both to some family event/function like a gratuation or something. Bonus points if Nana or whoever is only aware of one of them so she can invite them and you can "innocently" invite the other.
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Nov 27, 2016 17:49
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Sounds like a lot of effort. And what do you do with two TVs? Put up both and invite the question why the hell you would buy a basically redundant TV after being given one? Why even get into this situation in the first place?
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Nov 27, 2016 18:01
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Jeza posted:Sounds like a lot of effort. And what do you do with two TVs? Put up both and invite the question why the hell you would buy a basically redundant TV after being given one? Why even get into this situation in the first place? That's easy enough, put the smaller one in the bedroom or office or wherever and explain to each dude that the other TV was a gift from family around the same time and you figured you'd keep them both so you could watch in either room. Hey, I'm pretty good at this, maybe I should date two guys. As to why to do it I am not like a shrink or whatever but especially if there's other mental health self-image stuff going on, it's probably a huge ego trip to have the affection of two people and also be putting one over them for a certain sort of person.
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Nov 27, 2016 18:04
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I don't have access to it now but a few days ago some teen posted he walked in on his sisters boyfriend banging some other girl on the couch at his sisters house. So the boyfriend bought him a new PS4 online and some games as well to keep his mouth shut. Basically everyone told him to tell his sister about it and use the PS4 as proof. Win-win!
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Nov 27, 2016 18:10
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I don't have access to it now but a few days ago some teen posted he walked in on his sisters boyfriend banging some other girl on the couch at his sisters house. drat, if I'm reading it right he brought his sidepiece to his girl's house to cheat on her? I ain't gonna lie and say I've always been unfailingly faithful to every girl I ever went steady with, but that is bold and cold as heck.
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Nov 27, 2016 18:18
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I don't have access to it now but a few days ago some teen posted he walked in on his sisters boyfriend banging some other girl on the couch at his sisters house. So the boyfriend bought him a new PS4 online and some games as well to keep his mouth shut. Basically everyone told him to tell his sister about it and use the PS4 as proof. Win-win! Either that boyfriend is a front-runner for stupidest person mentioned here, or that boy walked in on his sister's cuckquean fantasy.
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Nov 27, 2016 18:20
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Mameluke posted:Either that boyfriend is a front-runner for stupidest person mentioned here, or that boy walked in on his sister's cuckquean fantasy. Stupid Boys don't get a brand new PS4 and all Titanfall Two they could ever want.
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Nov 27, 2016 18:41
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:drat, if I'm reading it right he brought his sidepiece to his girl's house to cheat on her? Yeah into the shared home of the boyfriend and sister E: here's the post. Brother is only 15, so honestly I can't fault him for wanting to keep the PS4. sister and bf are 27. quote:I went to my sisters place after school today to eat some food, and saw the door was open. Didnt knock and just went in, first thing I see is her boyfriend was on the sofa with another girl. They both were naked. He told her to wait there and took me into the kitchen, and told me to keep quite and he would buy me a PS4 pro and some games for christmas. I asked him to prove that we would, and he ordered it on the spot with next day delivery. 54 40 or fuck fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Nov 27, 2016 |
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Nov 27, 2016 18:48
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Yeah into the shared home of the boyfriend and sister That isn't nearly as hilariously dumb, though still boneheaded and sad because cheaters are trash. But I assumed that everyone involved in this amusing story was a teenager.
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Nov 27, 2016 18:54
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The "for Christmas" thing makes me wonder if he's just buying time and plans to return it or keep it for himself. He could always just say it's an early gift because he wants to play call of battlefields with the future bro-in-law or whatever. Also gonna be hard to explain a $300+ gift to the little brother, especially depending on what he gets the sister. LOL from the outside it'll probably look like "grooming" behavior, I'd rather just own up to the cheating than have everyone think I'm using her to get to the kid bro.
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Nov 27, 2016 19:00
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Kid's got morals, I'll give him credit for that.
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Nov 27, 2016 19:01
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If I was him I'd demand it immediately, and it sounds like that was the idea, then turn around to sister and say "by the way he bought me this because I walked on him boning his side piece". Really, why would a 15 year old lie about that, and why would a grown man buy a 15 year old that gift when he's only been dating his sister for a year? It's totally suspicious. If dude didn't want to get caught he should've threatened to kill him, he went the honey route instead and gonna get caught smdh
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Nov 27, 2016 19:12
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:The "for Christmas" thing makes me wonder if he's just buying time and plans to return it or keep it for himself. He could always just say it's an early gift because he wants to play call of battlefields with the future bro-in-law or whatever. You spend too much time on the internet if your first thought is "pedophile".
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Nov 27, 2016 19:12
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Chichevache posted:You spend too much time on the internet if your first thought is "pedophile". I guess it depends on what kind of extant relationship he has with the kid, his means, and what sorts of gifts he normally gets people and will be giving other folks this year. But all things being equal getting the teenage brother of the girl you're dating a big-ticket item that's usually in the wheelhouse of the parents to get as the lynchpin Santa gift is at best... pretty weird. I do, however, spend to much time on the Internet. E: If kid goes for the double-cross after he's "bought," he needs to prepare for the awkward fallout of sister choosing to either willfully disbelieve him or forgiving the guy and boyfriend staying in his life carrying a huge grudge. Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Nov 27, 2016 |
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Nov 27, 2016 19:17
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Melchiresa posted:Poor doggos getting the short end of the stick this Thanksgiving Update, though we don't really get closure on why. quote:He came back. He lied. I was upset and looked it. we gave him enough rope to make excuse after changing excuse. First he was shocked sticksy was gone, and would help look for him. Then he was shocked someone took him to a vet to be put down. Then when confronted with proof it was him, he claimed sticksy was hit by a car and he had to end his suffering. When confronted with a live happy sticksy he turned it around and it ended with him telling me he should have had me put down.
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Nov 27, 2016 19:59
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I still have so many questions
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Nov 27, 2016 20:01
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hey are there any posts about people who have been put into a sort of zone in which they can only remain just friends with someone they're attracted to?
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