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Stinky butt girls. everywhere quote:Lately when me and my girlfriend have been having sex her rear end has smelled extremely bad (like poop) especially when we are in positions where her rear end is facing me (doggy, spooning, etc) its an extremely big turn off and very gross (i'm a bit of a neat freak). I haven't wanted to have sex as of lately just because i've been so turned off by all of this. I know that taking a shower beforehand would solve the problem and be some fun foreplay but she still lives with her parents and they are normally home when we do it so showering would not be an option. What can I do to bring this up to her without hurting her feelings / embarrassing her? quote:I am married and ONLY when I have sex doggie style with my hubby .. I have never been told this by anyone else before in my life.. I shower and clean myself so it has nothing to do with my hygiene. sometimes we have sex after I have stepped out of the shower and apparently he tells me it has always been there (the smell) because of this I haven't even been able to bring myseylf to have sex that way with him anymore.. is there something wrong with me? quote:My husband just told me that he has always smelt "poop" while we do it doggy style too. I am also VERY hygienic and wash really well down there and it still happens. I feel really self conscious about it too and now have difficulty enjoying myself in that position.. Maybe some men have a really good sense of smell? I am not sure, but just know you are not alone. quote:Just had this happen and I can see why you all would be self conscious in that position afterward. Like you, I'm really hygienic and wipe/wash really well. I'm not seeing me and my boyfriend being in that position for a really long time. Honestly, slightly pissed off at him right now but it's good to know I'm not the only one in a way. possibly a scientist posted:Hello ladies, being a man I noticed that smell from my woman too and it does put me off and I wondered if it was clean. The smell does annoy me. However I observed why it happens. Most of us are used to toilet papers and they dont always clean up so well and hence we do need some additional cleaning effort over there. What helps is while having a shower squat down so that your butt spread well and then wash the area with soap and rinse it off. Keep doing that each time you have a shower. It works best if you go to the toilet before u shower. Or in some countries they have water spray techniques which cleans the butt hole better and keeps the smell away. Hope it helps else trying using products but that could combine to a weird new smell.
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quote:Girlfriend [28F] will not stop popping my [29M] pimples against my will. Poor guy. She's giving him PTSD with this poo poo. (this is from r/relationship_advice in case anyone's curious)
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:14 |
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If she's a doctor just swipe her prescription pad and write yourself some sweet sweet Dialudid scripts. Problem solved.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:17 |
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DOMDOM posted:Lately when me and my girlfriend have been having sex her rear end has smelled extremely bad (like poop) I'm glad this dude felt the need to clarify that the bad butt smell was poo-based, because clearly there are so many other options. Can you imagine the Reddit thread on "my girlfriend's butt smells literally like burning tires?"
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:17 |
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almightyerin posted:Poor guy. She's giving him PTSD with this poo poo. (this is from r/relationship_advice in case anyone's curious)
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:20 |
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almightyerin posted:Poor guy. She's giving him PTSD with this poo poo. (this is from r/relationship_advice in case anyone's curious) That's pretty terrible, the poor bastard. I wonder how it'll go when he gives her an ultimatum over this.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:25 |
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drat I need that pimple popper girls #
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:29 |
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haljordan posted:Yeah I'm imagining the scenario where one partner is saying "I want 10 kids!" and the other is thinking "Holy poo poo, I want zero." You just plan on having five then, I don't see what the big deal is
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 02:29 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:And I use rose jam shower gel and a shampoo bar from lush That sounds pretty girly, dude.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 03:04 |
Captain Hygiene posted:You just plan on having five then, I don't see what the big deal is You jest, but my brother wanted 2 kids so one wasn't "the middle child," but his wife wanted at least 3, so they compromised on 4. His wife wanted 2 sets of twins so the whole having babies thing would be over faster.
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almightyerin posted:Poor guy. She's giving him PTSD with this poo poo. (this is from r/relationship_advice in case anyone's curious) so this is what my ex is up to these days This sounds like a shitpost ("please don't doxx me" etc) but I'm serious, I dated a girl who did this exact thing, wouldn't take no for an answer, and claimed it was compulsive on her part. The age might even be right since I don't remember what her birthday was. Eerie.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 03:24 |
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almightyerin posted:I can't help but wonder how large this girl is. Large enough that it takes multiple massages over several days to cover ALL of her back And at those stinky butt losers not dabbing some Vicks under their noses and going to town like men BOOTY-ADE fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Nov 29, 2016 |
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Large enough that it takes multiple massages over several days to cover ALL of her back I see there are facts from the write-up that I did not interpret correctly I'm now picturing one of those "I'm 700 lbs and I can't get out of bed" shows so thanks.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 03:33 |
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MRA fanfic or a tale of self ownage? You decide true believers!quote:STLDR - Before my vacation i [F24] asked my boyfriend [M25] to open our relationship temporarily. Now hes regularly having sex with some girl in our apartment and im heartbroken
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 03:33 |
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6/10 - semi chub
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 03:37 |
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Large enough that it takes multiple massages over several days to cover ALL of her back
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 03:38 |
Malkof posted:MRA fanfic or a tale of self ownage? You decide true believers! I don't see many MRA flagwords, but I'm not super well-versed in that stuff. If it's true, girl should just accept it's done and move on. There's no way she's gonna get the side piece back out of the relationship easily, especially not when she instigated the whole thing. Dude will be indignant as gently caress if she tells him he can't and he's already said he wouldn't trust her if she said she wasn't gonna gently caress any randos. edit: Also lol at the bit where she says she wasn't worried about an open relationship cause he probably wouldn't get any. That's nice and fair for sure. Nancy fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Nov 29, 2016 |
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 03:40 |
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also you poor buggers with stinky rear end in a top hat owning partners should try scented lube
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 03:41 |
Or just wash your butts. It's not difficult.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 03:43 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:also you poor buggers with stinky rear end in a top hat owning partners should try scented lube To push the poo poo back in? Not sure this is going to work out as planned.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 03:44 |
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A bidet attachment is the most worthwhile investment I've ever made. Get one. On Amazon. You can hook it up in like 5 minutes.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 03:47 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQgAhEB5OF4
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 03:48 |
My finance [M/28] has issues with a tattoo I got when I [F/23] was 18.quote:I played softball all four years of high school. My best friend did as well, but for a different team as we went to different schools. This resulted in a bit of a friendly rivalry.
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Tom Gorman posted:A bidet attachment is the most worthwhile investment I've ever made. Seriously this. I got one of these and it made me much more efficient at work because I'd wait til I got home to poop. Just in time for holiday dinners! http://www.amazon.com/Bidet-Neo-110-Non-Electric-Mechanical/dp/B009ZLRSJ6
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 03:57 |
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Charles Get-Out posted:I don't see many MRA flagwords, but I'm not super well-versed in that stuff. The story is pretty great, but googling the title does cause redpill and MGTOW search results so...
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Charles Get-Out posted:My finance [M/28] has issues with a tattoo I got when I [F/23] was 18. I kinda wonder if the boyfriend has never had a close friend die. It's really easy to have some sympathy for the situation if you have. Khorne fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Nov 29, 2016 |
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Charles Get-Out posted:My finance [M/28] has issues with a tattoo I got when I [F/23] was 18. There is a simple solution to this that also reduces the risk of poopy butt smell
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quote:My girlfriend and I have been together for six months and so far everything has been going great with her. She is seriously a really great girl and I could see us being in a long term relationship for quite a while. Not only is she absolutely gorgeous, but she is a very intellectually stimulating person as well. We spend hours having discussions about various topics and I'm always very intrigued and engrossed in our conversations. We never get bored just being together.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 04:37 |
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haljordan posted:Also the situation that boggles my mind the most, by far, are the couples who consider staying together when it's clear that one person wants kids and the other doesn't. That is by far the biggest decision you could make as a couple, way more than buying a house. Hell, one of the reasons I knew I'd end up marrying my wife was because we both made it pretty clear early on that neither of us wanted children. How could either side compromise on that and somehow expect to not regret it the rest of their lives? The one who wants kids counts on eventually being able to wear the other down, assuming other family members and society's expectations will help. Once a kid is born they assume the reluctant partner will love their own kid, see that they were foolish to not want kids, and everything will be wonderful.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 04:47 |
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this is weird as hell and this dude/his sister are too loving old for that poo poo
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 04:51 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:The one who wants kids counts on eventually being able to wear the other down, assuming other family members and society's expectations will help. Once a kid is born they assume the reluctant partner will love their own kid, see that they were foolish to not want kids, and everything will be wonderful. I'm on the fence about kids and my girlfriend wants one. It is causing huge problems.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 04:54 |
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almightyerin posted:Poor guy. She's giving him PTSD with this poo poo. (this is from r/relationship_advice in case anyone's curious) Wait until he realizes the only reason he landed a smart, hot doctor was because he's got acne and she has an acne fetish.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 04:57 |
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DOMDOM posted:Stinky butt girls. Again, As A Gay Dude, I feel like if straight guys had to get hosed in the rear end at least once in their lifetime they'd learn so loving much. Not even as a fetish, I don't want to be the one to do it, I just want them to come to terms with trying to make anal sexy and painless when they're on the receiving end.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:29 |
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RNG posted:Again, As A Gay Dude, I feel like if straight guys had to get hosed in the rear end at least once in their lifetime they'd learn so loving much. Not even as a fetish, I don't want to be the one to do it, I just want them to come to terms with trying to make anal sexy and painless when they're on the receiving end. *phone rings at 8 am* RNG: who is it? *muffled* RNG: Ugg...no....not again *muffled, frantic* RNG: Fine, I'll do it, I'll wear the mask... one last time *RNG picks up big jangly set of keys, finds a huge one with a crystal on top, unlocks a trunk set atop a shrine in his closet* RNG: Here we go *RNG picks up dusty scroll from trunk, carefully removes sealing wax, brushes it off and unrolls it* RNG, reading: Steps to make anal sexy and painless are as follows
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:39 |
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The thing about all these stinky butts is we aren't even talking anal This here the stank
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:54 |
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Ignis posted:He also made a post out of concern about his wife's apparent detachment to her daughter, when his own detachment can't be any more clear from his posts I'm skipping up to say that I know the family involved in the crazy lion in Kentucky situation. Ha! I never expected to recognize a situation in this thread, glad it was about lion and crazy family member management, not a sad relationship story.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:59 |
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Any update on the hipster boyfriend?
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:19 |
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Ratjaculation posted:Any update on the hipster boyfriend? yeah but you've never heard of it.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:59 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:yeah but you've never heard of it.
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Ratjaculation posted:Any update on the hipster boyfriend? He's making anal unsexy and painful.
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