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Devian666 posted:He's making anal unsexy and painful. I just can't come to terms with that
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:I'm on the fence about kids and my girlfriend wants one. She'll never change and maybe you'll eventually cave and love being a parent, or you'll hate it.
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Nov 29, 2016 08:03
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The Snoo posted:this is weird as hell and this dude/his sister are too loving old for that poo poo Wrestling owns, actually
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Nov 29, 2016 10:39
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As a non- GoT watcher, do GoT vibes mean incest?
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Nov 29, 2016 10:42
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incest or child murder, or both
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Nov 29, 2016 10:51
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Stickfigure posted:As a non- GoT watcher, do GoT vibes mean incest? Depends, it could also be the sister has castrated the brother. Difficult to tell in this case.
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Nov 29, 2016 10:55
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It could also mean there's a pithy whoremonger of a midget who totally isn't the author's self-insert involved.
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Nov 29, 2016 11:14
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Lone Goat posted:Wrestling owns, actually it's okay with your SO and also when you're a literal child but it's weird with your adult sibling
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The Snoo posted:it's okay with your SO and also when you're a literal child but it's weird with your adult sibling someone's bitter because their sibling is better by far at wrestling imo
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Nov 29, 2016 12:33
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The Snoo posted:it's okay with your SO and also when you're a literal child but it's weird with your adult sibling yeah I mean I haven't wrestled with my sibling since we were, what, 13-14 and watching WWF?
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Nov 29, 2016 12:38
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Next time dude meets gf he should team up with the sister and pile drive gf through a table like The Dudley Boyz.
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Stickfigure posted:Next time dude meets gf he should team up with the sister and pile drive gf through a table like The Dudley Boyz. Bah gawd that relationship may be broken in half 
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Nov 29, 2016 12:40
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Pvt.Scott posted:It could also mean there's a pithy whoremonger of a midget who totally isn't the author's self-insert involved. The consensus I remember from when I posted in GoT threads is that the author's self-insert is actually Sam
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Nov 29, 2016 13:26
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haha whoever said r/short has some gold was pretty right:quote:The reason Castro isn't remembered as a monster is be because he was tall (6'3") and handsome quote:Short guy who hates his taller wife
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Nov 29, 2016 14:05
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5'3 holy poo poo lmao
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Nov 29, 2016 14:32
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Okay what the gently caress is catne. Are you telling me there are some people so fuckin greasy that they give their cats acne? How is this possible. This is like the worst thing I've read yet.
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Nov 29, 2016 14:36
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loquacius posted:The consensus I remember from when I posted in GoT threads is that the author's self-insert is actually Sam I'm only going off of half-remembered hearsay, so that is likely more accurate. I know very little about GoT. E: Jon Snow and I have much in common, you see.
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ZombieJesus posted:haha whoever said r/short has some gold was pretty right: Height advantage? What, is that guy wrestling/boxing/playing basket ball professionally against his wife?
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brotato posted:Okay what the gently caress is catne. Are you telling me there are some people so fuckin greasy that they give their cats acne? How is this possible. This is like the worst thing I've read yet. some cats have a latex allergy and if you've ever been around a housecat they love rubbing their face/chin on the corners of walls, so if you have latex paint that's one way they can get it it'll never go away either because it's itchy for the cat so the cat keeps rubbing it's chin on the walls to scratch the itch, a vicious cycle
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Did someone post this already https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueCrimeDiscussion/comments/5f7yfg/redditor_seeks_help_with_crumbling_marriage/ It's sad xtal fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Nov 29, 2016 |
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loquacius posted:The consensus I remember from when I posted in GoT threads is that the author's self-insert is actually Sam I think it's Doran Martell! The /r/short posters are so intense, it's amazing. Their lives would be perfect if they were just 6 inches taller! Except, when you read their posts and look at their pictures, it's obvious there's way more 'wrong' with them than their height. It's their looks or their personality and more likely a combination of the two. Hell, Peter Dinklage is 4' 5" and has probably never had a cold bed.
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Nov 29, 2016 15:08
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brotato posted:Okay what the gently caress is catne. Are you telling me there are some people so fuckin greasy that they give their cats acne? How is this possible. This is like the worst thing I've read yet. Cats sometimes get crusty on their chins and it's called acne, but it's not drainable so I have no clue what the girlfriend would be trying to pop. Poor cats.
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Nov 29, 2016 15:22
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well why not posted:... He has a wife and child, iirc, and a satisfying career full of financial and artistic success. Obviously this means he's really 6'8", and everyone's eyes are complicit in a decades-long deceit to conceal The Truth and also to cruelly gaslight and humiliate poor, tormented r/short posters
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My [24F] best friend [23F] and I were breastfeeding our children. My husband felt the need to ask us to do it outside so he did not need to hear it.quote:My best friend and I have children 3 months old. I have a daughter and she has a son. It was not planned to get pregnant at the same time. We had both been trying for a while and it was just a coincidence our kids were born 3 weeks apart. My friend was visiting my place today and we were breastfeeding. Update in the comments: quote:Hi. So I will be honest things got rough and I'm staying with my friend and will be getting a divorce.
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Nov 29, 2016 15:28
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loving good for her.
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quote:He cursed at me and called me a typical blonde slut and I cost him his game. He told me that he wants to play MLG whatever the hell that is and does not have time for my poo poo.
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Nov 29, 2016 15:33
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I really really hope this is real 
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Nov 29, 2016 15:34
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I really really hope this is real It sounds to good to be true.
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Nov 29, 2016 15:45
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An unemployed alcoholic misogynist who prioritizes Call of Duty over his wife and baby is just incredible. If they had an open relationship and weird fetishes involved, he would check off every box. 
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Cats can get acne like people, it's not a condition unique to humans. Call of Duty guy better hope his frat bros have a place for him.
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well why not posted:I think it's Doran Martell!
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If I was 5' 2" I'd find me a 6' broad just to gently caress with people.
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r/short is just a symptom of the Internet's echo chamber discussion spaces making people self-radicalize. Hang around in a place devoted to discussing the problems faced by <x group> for long enough and you'll become convinced that your pet grievance is not only a real social theory but the most important one in society. Post 1 is "I'm 5'5" and I have a hard time getting second dates", post 50 is "have you noticed that the taller person wins presidential elections most of the time", post 200 is "people only ever say good things about Fidel Castro because he's taller than... *does google searches of latin american dictators' height until I find an example that fits my thesis* Hugo Chavez. Such blatant bias!"
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Antivehicular posted:It's always funniest when it turns out they're of about average height. Suuuure, dude, you're not getting laid because you're 5'10", the same height as half the goddamn world. This is definitely a real thing. Wouldn't that be met with extreme bitterness from a subreddit full of people who wish they were >=average? I [6'2"] wish I was only a few inches taller and in the NBA.
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Antivehicular posted:It's always funniest when it turns out they're of about average height. Suuuure, dude, you're not getting laid because you're 5'10", the same height as half the goddamn world. This is definitely a real thing. I think Jon Pop did this, he was so bad with women that he decided it must have been because of an insurmountable bias against his height (5'8")
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I really really hope this is real This dude is literally my sister-in-law's fiancé. She had her kid 3 months ago and he was unemployed the entire pregnancy because he lost his license due to a DUI (and I guess couldn't be hosed with to walk to a job for his kid). He regularly posts on Facebook about how "people judge him" for using "medical marijuana" for his ADHD and bipolar disorder (medical weed is not legal in our state; also I have the same diagnosis and I would be a raving lunatic if I self-medicated with only weed). He sleeps all day and stays up all night playing Call of Duty. He and my sister-in-law live with his parents and grandmother, and have 1 room for themselves and the baby. After the baby shower, he refused to clean out his closet to make room for the baby's clothes, and recently bought a PS4 (they're both unemployed). He's also got dead eyes and rapeface, and stares at me creepily during family gatherings  . Basically, he's a huge piece of poo poo. The difference between that post and this is that my sis-in-law thinks he's an amazing dad, and regularly posts photos on Facebook of him holding their daughter while playing CoD with a headset on, with captions like "I couldn't have asked God for a better father for my daughter 😍". It's really sad and infuriating. 
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Pvt.Scott posted:If I was 5' 2" I'd find me a 6' broad just to gently caress with people. This is actually my other sister-in-law and her husband. She's like 6'1" and he's about 5'5", and they have an awesome, healthy relationship and are the cutest couple ever 
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Pvt.Scott posted:If I was 5' 2" I'd find me a 6' broad just to gently caress with people. You could do like a Wesley snipes/ woody harrelson white men cant jump sort of thing and hustle up the basketball courts. 
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I can't even easily tell someone's height by looking at them. It's not that important.
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Yeah as a 5'10'' dude i had no idea height was something people cared about. The perks of being exactly average
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