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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

chunkles posted:

sometimes I think of "the old sleep walking dick toucher jim harden" and just laugh for like a minute

Same

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Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

EvanTH posted:

Also we call him a dick toucher because Jim Harden's go-to move is a pawing push off into the dick area of the opponent

Combine this with the KD rip-through and you have a Mortal Kombat finisher

Libertine
Jun 21, 2004

When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.
Thanks for educating me good thread.

I always thought Mug root beer was the best but I haven't seen it sold anywhere in years.

I often mix up Barq's root beer and Bacardi and call it a Barqardi. It holds up surprisingly well with a refreshing oaky flavor.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Libertine posted:

Thanks for educating me good thread.

I always thought Mug root beer was the best but I haven't seen it sold anywhere in years.

I often mix up Barq's root beer and Bacardi and call it a Barqardi. It holds up surprisingly well with a refreshing oaky flavor.

Just like James Harden's game

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

I don't like the way they made those words.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Stagger_Lee posted:

If the Clippers are the two seed and Chris Paul maintains his performance everyone probably decides it's his finally his turn, right?

Kawhi/CP3 seem like the safest bets.

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Well you know nick, Mario Chalmers is available

Kirk Hinrich hasn't played this year.

Sharparoni posted:

Dear Zogo, may I ask how many of these games Wade has racked up? I am surprised not to see him on the list since he has always been a prodigious shotblocker for a guard.

I hope everyone had a relaxing Thanksgiving weekend.

He's at 380 games so he was just off that top 20 list by a few. He is the #3 guard behind only Jordan and Drexler.

Jack's Flow posted:

It's too early to call Dante Exum a bust, but can we say he's two years away from being two years away?

Perhaps three years away from being three years away.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Jack's Flow posted:

So, how many games does OKC have to win for Russ to win MVP?

I'd feel confident with ~65 wins.

EvanTH posted:

Can someone tell me why the new stats.nba site has little play arrows that aren't links? Is this a problem with my browser or is it genuinely trying to gently caress with me? Like putting "CLICK HERE" in plain non-linked text.
I just want to watch Melo's defense on Noah's shooting four a at 4:10 in the second quarter, then the final possession of the 4th quarter
http://stats.nba.com/game/#!/0021600228/playbyplay/

When I click the arrows videos appear.

Spacebump posted:

He is an old root beer barrel and has bite. Great nickname.

https://twitter.com/dallasmavs/status/803372914032545792

Dead last in WP% putting out those videos. :lol:

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

rather be a dick toucher than a meat checker

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Libertine posted:

I always thought Mug root beer was the best but I haven't seen it sold anywhere in years.

Must be a northern thing then because it's everywhere up here.

Or maybe we just have good taste and don't let the good poo poo go away.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
Fear not Memphis, discount Chalmers is on his way.

https://twitter.com/MikeAScotto/status/803697026861039616

What are Carlos Arroyo and Mike Bibby doing these days?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


harden's nickname is Jimmy Free Throws, this is canon

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Compression Sleeve Manufacturers Local 133 is lobbying the Grizzlies to sign Kirk Hinrich

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

xbilkis posted:

Compression Sleeve Manufacturers Local 133 is lobbying the Grizzlies to sign Kirk Hinrich

There is power in a union

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Zogo posted:

When I click the arrows videos appear.

Hmm works on my phone but not on any of my computer web browsers. Must have some kinda conflict with my suite of ad blockers huh

Anyhow here's Melo playing defense:
http://on.nba.com/2gGXpc5

And here he is playing offense:
http://on.nba.com/2gH0VU0

For a great player Melo is so god damned bad. I hate watching his game. I really really hate it. Sometimes he throws perfect bullet passes just to prove he could if he tried which he doesn't.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



I believe Andre Miller is available.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



EvanTH posted:

Hmm works on my phone but not on any of my computer web browsers. Must have some kinda conflict with my suite of ad blockers huh

Anyhow here's Melo playing defense:
http://on.nba.com/2gGXpc5

And here he is playing offense:
http://on.nba.com/2gH0VU0

For a great player Melo is so god damned bad. I hate watching his game. I really really hate it. Sometimes he throws perfect bullet passes just to prove he could if he tried which he doesn't.

Melo's just coasting til the 2020 olympics.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Wrong thread

Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...

chunkles posted:

Macaron chat got me wondering: how do the French players in remote locations get proper croissants? Do you think Diaw and Gobert have live-in croissant guys who wake up at 4AM and get the croissants and espresso going?

Boris had an espresso machine in his locker last year, and I imagine he took it with him to Utah.

Boosh!
Apr 12, 2002
Oven Wrangler

EvanTH posted:

For a great player Melo is so god damned bad. I hate watching his game. I really really hate it. Sometimes he throws perfect bullet passes just to prove he could if he tried which he doesn't.

This, so much this. Last night might've been the worst I've ever seen Melo be the worst Melo. I'd be happy with an outright release at this point.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/Rachel__Nichols/status/803782066978504704

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

EvanTH posted:

Also we call him a dick toucher because Jim Harden's go-to move is a pawing push off into the dick area of the opponent

I never knew this was the reason but it made sense anyway

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Asian wife flies to Memphis to meet /vc/ https://instagram.com/p/BNYSL5tAJiR/

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
Ready to bring the Warriors "back home?"

https://twitter.com/warriors/status/803753837739708416

Bet tickets will be cheap.

french toast
Jul 21, 2001
I EAT 3 CANADIAN CHILDREN EACH DAY!
https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/803783263475089408

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
e: wrong threadddd

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Y'all seen that new national commercial where Me7o makes fun of some critics by saying "you guys post on the internet a lot?" hah the world's first digital athlete is aware that for no apparent reason his game is not well respected by people who do not speak to him directly. Anyhow he's going to be in the hall of fame and his DBPM has improved and he is now the 14th worst defender out of 15 total Knicks.

Sometimes he'll get called for a foul and the slow mo replay will show him doing that LeBron/Leonard-type thing where he just moves faster and more focused than everyone else out there and catswipes the ball out of a dude's hands all ball and the ref assumes it must have been a foul because hey it's fuckin Melo. His ability is incredible and he wastes it and it sucks to watch. :argh:

Brolander posted:

I never knew this was the reason but it made sense anyway
could be a coincidence of hand level but jim is always strong grubbing some sausage out there on the drives

EvanTH fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Nov 30, 2016

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
e:

Roargasm fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Nov 30, 2016

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008


This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

soggybagel posted:

Ready to bring the Warriors "back home?"

https://twitter.com/warriors/status/803753837739708416

Bet tickets will be cheap.

They're moving back to Philadelphia?

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Walks right through Irving complaining at him too

Hand Row
May 28, 2001
Not sure if I like JR's moment or Thon breaking Birdman's ankles better. Look for Jabaris reaction by the basket.

https://twitter.com/Just1nMKE/status/803801598942183424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Hand Row fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Nov 30, 2016

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
In post game interview, Gentry vehemently denied leaving AD in for $tat$. He said it was because he was worried the Pels would let the game slip away.

I don't know which to believe because both are equally plausible to me.

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

hahahaha

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

I love Jr Smith with all my heart

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Lol at serge going off on the spurs

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
Doc Rivers got ejected tonight. He is 55 years old.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Metapod posted:

Lol at serge going off on the spurs

Even on another team he inexplicably remains the #1 Spurs killer and I hate it.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Sean Kilpatrick had a 20 point 4th quarter?

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Maybe Serge plays best against the team he most wishes to be on :allears: imagine Serge on the spurs

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Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

chunkles posted:

Doc Rivers got ejected tonight. He is 55 years old.

have you even SEEN Nick saban? old men get the orneriest

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