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Stymie posted:There are people of many faiths who are assholes, but atheists tend to be assholes. rear end in a top hat chat 
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:lmao everyone worthy anything deserves to live in cum fart, oklakansas
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Dec 1, 2016 01:20
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it's cool and even good to mock the extremely rich and powerful, even if they are dead.
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Dec 1, 2016 02:11
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Puppy Galaxy posted:it's cool and even good to mock the extremely rich and powerful, even if they are dead. especially the ones who think that different rules apply to them because of their success in specific areas, for example being able to use fruit to cure cancer because they made a good phone. that poo poo is funny.
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Dec 1, 2016 02:14
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:especially the ones who think that different rules apply to them because of their success in specific areas, for example being able to use fruit to cure cancer because they made a good phone. that poo poo is funny. Not really, no. It's a reality that people, when confronted with difficult decisions (particularly those regarding their health), will make the choices that are easiest or will result in the highest quality of life even if it means a nominally shorter life span. Not everyone can view everything through the cold lens of logic an Internet Atheist such as yourself possesses.
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Dec 1, 2016 02:23
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stebe was a lifelong acid head and advocate, logical is not something i would ever put him down as imaginative, sure, but not logical thats how we got ibm and lee iacocca
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Dec 1, 2016 02:38
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Stymie posted:There are people of many faiths who are assholes, but atheists tend to be assholes. ok but what are your thoughts on circumcision??
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Dec 1, 2016 03:07
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akadajet posted:rear end in a top hat chat someone paged me?
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Stymie posted:Not really, no. It's a reality that people, when confronted with difficult decisions (particularly those regarding their health), will make the choices that are easiest or will result in the highest quality of life even if it means a nominally shorter life span. Not everyone can view everything through the cold lens of logic an Internet Atheist such as yourself possesses. drat I guess we should just let people make extremely stupid decisions and also help make sure that the company shareholders are kept in the dark about them
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Dec 1, 2016 03:27
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:drat I guess we should just let people make extremely stupid decisions and also help make sure that the company shareholders are kept in the dark about them I, too, care deeply about shareholders over an individual's own life.
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Dec 1, 2016 03:28
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if someone is going to be arrogant enough to juice cleanse instead of chemo, idgaf about his life because he doesn't either. his pride is more important. and if you're an apple exec then regardless of whether you choose to support his idiotic life choices you have a duty to inform the shareholders in the filings.
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Dec 1, 2016 03:31
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ugh shut the gently caress up I hope you all die of a curable cancer
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Dec 1, 2016 03:33
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apple's last CEO tried to cure his own cancer by butt chugging kale juice and the new one is 100% worse lmao
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Dec 1, 2016 03:36
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will someone please think of the poor shareholders!!!!
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Dec 1, 2016 03:52
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:drat I guess we should just let people make extremely stupid decisions and also help make sure that the company shareholders are kept in the dark about them yes we should.
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Dec 1, 2016 03:56
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itt apple fanboys try and cast failing to disclose the CEO of a gazillion dollar company using butt juice to cure cancer as defending the poor little guy's freedom Steve Jobs was an idiot and a liar and his circle of friends/sycophants enabled him to be one
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Dec 1, 2016 04:04
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and because they did we now have the dongle CEO and lovely MacBooks
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Dec 1, 2016 04:05
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timb saw that ms, dell, and h-fukkin-p could out-design them and panicked lol
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Dec 1, 2016 04:14
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I have a HP work laptop. If you close it without shutting it down, it drains the battery while asleep within two hours and refuses to start back up until you remove and reinsert the battery. It's a real piece of poo poo.
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Dec 1, 2016 04:17
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zen death robot posted:but let's try to slap a watchos keyboard on this fucker to save it the metaphor kind of falls apart here
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Dec 1, 2016 04:18
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because it's not longer a metaphor, just a literal statement about it
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Dec 1, 2016 05:07
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Citizen Tayne posted:I have a HP work laptop. If you close it without shutting it down, it drains the battery while asleep within two hours and refuses to start back up until you remove and reinsert the battery. It's a real piece of poo poo. dude I don't think you have the right to dictate how a computer chooses to utilize its battery
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Dec 1, 2016 05:09
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bring back forestall and shove timmy back to pure logistics minus a half
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Dec 1, 2016 05:30
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just make hair force one the new ceo
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Dec 1, 2016 05:33
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:actually it's totally cool to make fun of a dude who bought into his own hype so much he thought he could treat serious cancer with fruit, that poo poo is funny as hell imho agreeing with this sexy poster username
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Dec 1, 2016 06:13
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even if you've decided to forego treatment in favor of having your final years suck a little less you should probably eat enoyable food rather than suffering through an all raw food diet
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Dec 1, 2016 06:33
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Plorkyeran posted:even if you've decided to forego treatment in favor of having your final years suck a little less you should probably eat enoyable food rather than suffering through an all raw food diet especially if it's eaten via your anus
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Dec 1, 2016 06:34
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zen death robot posted:the MacBooks resemble steves late stage cancer, too thin and have unnatural growths coming out in the form of dongles
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Dec 1, 2016 06:53
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my dads logic 7 that he bought like 10 years ago or something required a dongle to work. the dongle stopped working last year and he rang up the "help desk" and they were all like  and told him to buy a new logic for his old rear end 2007 MacBook Pro (the cool metal one with the good keyboard) which doesn't run anything now. so the "help desk" told him to buy a new computer and he laughed saying that he could record music just fine on his old piece of poo poo the day before it was just the lovely dongle that was busted and apple were all like "don't got no more dongles" [but we know that is bullshit now lol lmao  ] so my dad was all like "I'll just get my son to download a copy illegally you mother fuckers" and ended the call then called me and said everything above and I was all like anyway moral of the story is gently caress dongles 
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Dec 1, 2016 06:58
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Citizen Tayne posted:I have a HP work laptop. If you close it without shutting it down, it drains the battery while asleep within two hours and refuses to start back up until you remove and reinsert the battery. It's a real piece of poo poo. I have one too and it does not suffer from this particular problem but it is bad in many ways. I try to wake it from sleep by hitting the power button when it sleeps and does the pulsing light thing, but sometimes that turns it off and sometimes that wakes it up. seriously I can't figure it out. this should be the easiest thing. also the battery saver mode display thing where the backlight dims is super bad. I have actually worked on the hardware that controls this and I turn it off on my own computer because I hate it. I don't know who decided this is a feature that should exist and decided that windows will just do it whenever it wants but it is bad and I hate it.
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Dec 1, 2016 07:00
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we have dell tablet things at work, those lovely 11" things that run Windows 8.1 because my work is stupid. you have to press and hold that power button down all the time to wake that fucker up. it's a piece of poo poo trash. cheap though so why not buy a bunch to piss off your staff who you hate?
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Dec 1, 2016 07:03
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windows pcs are terrible, news at 11
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Dec 1, 2016 07:09
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so is Apple
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Dec 1, 2016 07:19
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my work laptop is a thinkpad and its great god bless
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Dec 1, 2016 07:26
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mishaq posted:windows pcs are terrible, news at 11 actually,
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Dec 1, 2016 07:38
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they're good
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:my dads logic 7 that he bought like 10 years ago or something required a dongle to work. the dongle stopped working last year and he rang up the "help desk" and they were all like how do u download a dongle? (asking for a friend)
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Dec 1, 2016 07:58
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reminder that hp tried to sell an all-in-one with android.
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i have an hp desktop at work and if i let it go to sleep then sometimes when i come back i have to press the power button to turn it back on, but it doesn't give you any cues that it's coming out of sleep. and sometimes you have to hold the power button, but if it's coming out of sleep already then it'll just shut it down it's a loving piece of poo poo.
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Wild EEPROM posted:i have an hp desktop at work and if i let it go to sleep then sometimes when i come back i have to press the power button to turn it back on, but it doesn't give you any cues that it's coming out of sleep. lol owned
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