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Brief but weird: I'm an [18F] who's into DDLG but my [18M] isn't, what can I do? quote:So I've always been into DDLG and daddy kink but I've never had a boyfriend who is into it as well. "How do I ease my 18-year-old boyfriend into pretending he's my dad and I'm his small child, but also we still gently caress?"
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:29 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 06:33 |
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Can someone please tell me what DDLG is so i don't have to gently caress up my search history? Thank you.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:34 |
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Lone Goat posted:Can someone please tell me what DDLG is so i don't have to gently caress up my search history? Thank you. dom daddy little girl both creepy and lame as all hell
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:39 |
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it's pretty loving lame and weird to have a creepy fetish before you're even 20
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:41 |
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A big flaming stink posted:dom daddy little girl There is a clear cut solution where she should get really buff and start communication by suggesting an open relationship. Then she can slip in DDLG later.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:42 |
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oh look at me i want to gently caress dolphins but i can't buy a loving PBR
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:43 |
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quote:Me [23F] with my boyfriend 25M/F] 18 months, boyfriend punched a hole in our flat because of the smell of my cooking On one hand, lol, but on the other, I used to have a roommate who enjoyed burning hotdogs in the microwave weekly because he liked them better all... rubbery and black... Now there was a smell that makes you want to put a fist through a wall.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 02:10 |
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So on one hand, the boyfriend is a total rear end in a top hat, but on the other... 2-3 meals a day heavily involving chipotle? Chipotle lasagna?
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 02:17 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:My husband [25M] is indifferent to his brother [39M] making a pass at me [23F]. what in the actual gently caress Pick posted:oh look at me i want to gently caress dolphins but i can't buy a loving PBR this is a good one
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 02:20 |
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maybe instead of putting your fist through a wall like a weird violent fucko and then going for a walk to get away from the smell a person could like skip straight to the "going for a walk to get away from the smell" part imagine if people took enough responsibility for their own actions to actually avoid punching holes in walls because they're a little baw baw baby whose little nosey-wose is bothered
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 02:30 |
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Antivehicular posted:So on one hand, the boyfriend is a total rear end in a top hat, but on the other... 2-3 meals a day heavily involving chipotle? Chipotle lasagna? Also, she tried to cover up the smell with candles? I'd think that would just make it worse. Why not open a window, drat. Or least warn him so he can dab some peppermint oil under his nose like a coroner.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 02:32 |
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ya know how if you drink or eat enough pineapple your jizz tastes like pineapple does the same apply to chipotle ?
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 02:45 |
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quote:My [22F] new work colleagues [19-24F] are making curious comments about my "build" - any advice? I just want to know who the celebrity is that she looks like.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 03:15 |
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Gaunab posted:I just want to know who the celebrity is that she looks like. Grimes
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 03:20 |
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lena
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 03:22 |
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Chipotle-chef should grab her go-bag and get the gently caress out of that house.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 03:38 |
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Antivehicular posted:Brief but weird: She's 18 and supposedly always had this kink? That's concerning
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 03:45 |
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The shits that girl must have would be far worse than any of her cooking
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 04:05 |
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Gaunab posted:[...]making comments about us sharing size, build, shape, frame and stature. I [22f] am in love with my thesaurus [??book] Also, at the risk of picking the wrong side here, chipotle girl sucks. She's cooking with a strong smelling ingredient he -hates- three times a day, and pretty clearly only cooking anything that starts with "chipotle-infused" for herself despite the face they both work from home. If he can't stand the smell he sure as hell isn't eating it. In my head she goes to the kitchen, fills the house with chipotle cooking smell then returns, sucks down a whole spicy chipotle infused lasagne direct from the oven tray and drills chipotle farts into her desk chair for the next three hours in their shared home office. It goes without saying that, in this imagined scene, she is quite enormous. Him too, but that's more of a gut feeling than anything I gleaned from the post. doyle-san fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Dec 1, 2016 |
# ? Dec 1, 2016 04:28 |
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Pick posted:oh look at me i want to gently caress dolphins but i can't buy a loving PBR i know this isnt a q/a thread but is this a common fetish because i kinda stopped talking to a former friend after she slipped that one into a convo.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 05:37 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:She's 18 and supposedly always had this kink? That's concerning I'm really hoping "always" means "in the few years since my sexual awakening," but... yeeeeeeaaah. Even that is not a comforting thought. There are also people on the post commenting to point her at Reddit communities for this fetish, because OF COURSE THERE ARE
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 05:53 |
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doyle-san posted:It goes without saying that, in this imagined scene, she is quite enormous. Him too, but that's more of a gut feeling than anything I gleaned from the post. Nah, she used £s so they're not American.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 06:13 |
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ZombieJesus posted:Haha holy poo poo you weren't kidding You crazy bitch, you can't eat a cake with a wand!
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 06:14 |
Pvt.Scott posted:Get over it, you sow. I'm morbidly obese and I think fat people are hilarious, gross and/or pitiable like everyone else. Learn to love yourself as you are while also recognizing that you're severely unhealthy and unattractive to many people due to your weight. Fat weirdness aside, the sisters definitely were lovely. OP did sound over dramatic, but at the same time if she has been "the fat one" her whole life she probably has good reason to snap now that the kids she loved are presumably being taught to just poo poo all over their aunt. Anyway, enough about fat chicks; quote:My [15F] mom [43F] asked me to tell my brother [29M] that he has to pay her if he wants to see me. I can't help but feel like we're missing something big here. Something real weird.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 06:20 |
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Nuebot posted:Fat weirdness aside, the sisters definitely were lovely. OP did sound over dramatic, but at the same time if she has been "the fat one" her whole life she probably has good reason to snap now that the kids she loved are presumably being taught to just poo poo all over their aunt. Geez kid, you're 15. If you haven't learned how to sneak around behind your mom's back yet, I don't even know.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 06:25 |
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Naerasa posted:
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 06:42 |
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Pick posted:trigger warning: pick talks about her are self Where have you been all my life? But seriously though, guys who build up false relationships and fantasies in their heads (and act on then) really worry me. Their lack of understanding of truth vs fiction and reality in general is deeply concerning. Pick posted:they're invited into the apartment. from there on out, there's no sex, just in-depth discussion of dragon age 2 headcanons until they leave. never fails. This sounds very risky. The truly most desperate might stick it out and what if they know? I do not doubt there are Bioware fans who do the obsessive fantasy relationship thing. (It's practically part of the games!) So how long can one sperg out about Fenris before having to get down to having really disappointing sex? I wouldn't take the risk.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 07:35 |
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Nuebot posted:I can't help but feel like we're missing something big here. Something real weird. like what sort of parent thinks this is a good idea?
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 07:42 |
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Business Gorillas posted:like what sort of parent thinks this is a good idea?
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 08:07 |
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Naerasa posted:
Watch me.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 08:24 |
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Nuebot posted:I can't help but feel like we're missing something big here. Something real weird. Maybe the brother gained the father's inheritance and the mother is real mad she didn't get any money. Khorne fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Dec 1, 2016 |
# ? Dec 1, 2016 09:37 |
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Jenner posted:Where have you been all my life? Don't encourage her you cretin.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 10:46 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Also the remedial wedding story is a lovely piece of goon canon. Remdick.jpeg is also a timeless classic. Some dude got banned and got his whole group kicked because he sent an alliance mail right before the election that said something to the effect of "don't vote for that oval office who killed vilerat" and it was pretty funny he expected it to go any other way Oh God super late, sorry
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 11:06 |
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My [27M] parents [60M, 56F] keep getting anonymous messages about my girlfriend’s [25F] past.quote:I met my girlfriend almost six months ago. A week into us hanging out I got a call from my mom while I was at work. She was hysterical, because evidently my dad got an anonymous message sent to his business website PM service saying that my “new girlfriend” is a whore. This anonymous emailer included links to videos hosted on porn sites, which featured [gf] as a solo cam model. I couldn’t believe it until I saw for myself, but it was true. I found out my girlfriend was a cam model from my mom.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 13:26 |
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^^ edit: Yikes, they should call the police or hire a PI or something. Re: Buff Wife, genderfluid BIL. I think it's great that his family are ok with whatever it is that floats his boat, but I wonder if he and his family have taken that as licence to disregard any concerns about things that fall under his own personal sexual satisfaction. lohli fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Dec 1, 2016 |
# ? Dec 1, 2016 13:37 |
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Syncopated posted:My [27M] parents [60M, 56F] keep getting anonymous messages about my girlfriends [25F] past. He should just go to the police and tell them the situation, if anything to have it registered somewhere if the stalker tries anything more direct. And then again every time a message comes in. Space Kablooey fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Dec 1, 2016 |
# ? Dec 1, 2016 13:55 |
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Thin Privilege posted:Have you heard of http://thisisthinprivilege.org/ Delusional Fatty posted:In fact, I’ll go further and state that in my opinion the modern conception of ‘health’ is bullshit. It’s an ever-changing, largely arbitrary definition that seems to serve a single purpose: to blame modern ills on so-called ‘unhealthy’ people then define so-called ‘unhealthy’ people as unpopular social ‘deviants’ like fat people, poor people, and the disabled. The philosophy of vaunting the modern notion of ‘health’ to some kind of societal/moral imperative is called healthism.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 14:19 |
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Naerasa posted:
The magic trick is she's going to make the cake disappear Who thought this was a good pic idea
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 14:40 |
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C-SPAN Caller posted:The magic trick is she's going to make the cake disappear We can eliminate the cake from the list of suspects.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 14:55 |
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That's a really ugly cake. You would think she could have gone with one that at least looks nice for her amateur photo session, not so dry and tasteless.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 14:56 |