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That's a disgusting amount of sherry for someone to ingest.
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Karate Bastard posted:That's a disgusting amount of sherry for someone to ingest. Unless it's Christmas morning - in which case a pint glass of fino is perfectly acceptable with breakfast.
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Dec 1, 2016 08:59
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In case someone else is wondering what that is from exactly, it's Requiem Chevalier Vampire
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ8PqopBObU/ https://scontent-iad3-1.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/14253600_103729273418821_1164113618_n.mp4
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Abalone Malone posted:Castro looks like Paul Dano with a pube beard in the top right hand photo He can do him for the early years of any biopic. Later on, though: 
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Karate Bastard posted:That's a disgusting amount of sherry for someone to ingest. https://youtu.be/zUq3AEY01Z4?t=27
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Cole Phelps doesn't really understand that "good cop, bad cop" usually involves two people. Cole Phelps rubbed me the wrong way whatever he tried to do. I don't like his face or his voice or his ceaseless blinking.
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Caufman posted:Cole Phelps rubbed me the wrong way whatever he tried to do. I don't like his face or his voice or his ceaseless blinking. I prefer to think that the game is being meta and it actually takes place in a computer simulation populated by AI people.
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RatHat posted:Yeah this was because the original choices were Coax, Force, and Lie rather than Truth, Doubt, and Lie. So while lie ended up being "You are lying to me" it reads like originally it was you, the detective, saying "actually we got your prints and your own mother says you were there" to try to rattle them?
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Why would you even have a Roomba at a vet's office?
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This should be a Christmas card. "There was no room at the Inn for Mary and Joseph but I have Roomba for you."
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What kinda hosed up pattern is that. Do roombas just go in random directions in the hope that eventually they'll cover the entire floor?
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Watch Roomba for a short time (it's hard not to) and you might think it's following a completely random pattern. Most of the time it is! According to one of iRobot's original patents for the Roomba, the optimum way for a robot to clean a room is to use a combination of two main patterns: "wall following" (where it moves around the walls of your room, using its side-mounted, flailing brush to clean right into corners) and "random bounce" (where it cleans until it hits an obstacle, then moves off again in a random direction). The original Roombas (like the model 560 pictured here) seem to use several different cleaning modes, including sweeping across a room at speed to clean large areas, spiraling outward to cover larger spaces, and repeatedly retracing over areas that are particularly dirty (there's a flash of Roomba's bright blue "dirt detect" light to let you know when this happens) http://www.explainthatstuff.com/how-roomba-works.html
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Welp I guess whoever designed them hasn't vacuumed or mowed a lawn irl.
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How would you do those things if you were blind?
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Powaqoatse posted:What kinda hosed up pattern is that. Do roombas just go in random directions in the hope that eventually they'll cover the entire floor? It's the patented poop pentagram pattern.
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Jamesman posted:Fidel Castro was a loving handsome dude back in the day. I can see why people think Trudeau would be related to him. Fidel and Che. 
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Powaqoatse posted:Welp It's not about covering the area most efficiently. It's about continuous cleaning all day. The robot's got all the time in the world, so it doesn't care that it will take 10x as long to vacuum the floor as it would for you to do it, if it's doing it autonomously while you're at work. I know a guy who has two big dogs. One (or both?) of his dogs was sick, and had diarrhea. He watched helplessly and horrified through a security camera remotely while he was at work of his dog spraying liquid poop all over the tile, and then his Roomba (that he only had for 2 weeks prior) fire up and spread it all across the house. He threw the Roomba away immediately, and had to spend hours cleaning up a fine glaze of doggy diarrhea from every flat surface the Roomba could travel on.
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Yessod posted:Fidel and Che. SOMEONE is having post date regrets. canyoneer posted:It's not about covering the area most efficiently. It's about continuous cleaning all day. This hurt me from laughing.
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canyoneer posted:He threw the Roomba away immediately, and had to spend hours cleaning up a fine glaze of doggy diarrhea from every flat surface the Roomba could travel on. That's the exact reason I'll never get one. Too bad, too, because my entire main floor is hardwood or vinyl, so perfect for a Roomba to clean. But I've got a dog and two cats, and although none of them have had accidents in the house so far*, It'd be tempting fate, I feel like. *Not counting the few times the dog has gotten into the basement and poo poo there, but the Roomba wouldn't be cleaning the basement, anyway. And it's clear to us that the only reason he shits there is because the catss litter boxes are down there, and he likely felt some need to "mark" that territory as his, or something. Since we've put a gate to the stairs down there, he hasn't pissed or poo poo on the floors.
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Every single horror story about roombas I've heard has involved pet accidents, which leads me to wonder why people with pets think it's a good idea to get them. Then I watch the videos of the cat in a shark costume again and all makes sense in the world.
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I've been seeing commercials for a Samsung roomba-style vacuum that uses a camera to scan the layout of the area and does a more methodical cleaning than Roomba's "bounce around like an idiot" method. It will even return to its docking station to recharge after it's done. Seems kinda neat and I kinda want one.
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I own a vacuum and use it because I'm not a lazy piece of poo poo
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Who What Now posted:I own a vacuum and use it because I'm not a lazy piece of poo poo Don't lie, you're on SomethingAwful.
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I thought regular roombas returned to their docking station though. Do you have to come home and look for it?
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nexus6 posted:I thought regular roombas returned to their docking station though. Do you have to come home and look for it? They are supposed to return to their docking station, but most of the time they hit a chair leg on the way and get confused
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Guy Goodbody posted:They are supposed to return to their docking station, but most of the time they hit a chair leg on the way and get confused Same but with the 80 year old lady I hire.
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Maybe you could have a second robot that looks for the first one if it doesn't return to the station in time?
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nexus6 posted:Maybe you could have a second robot that looks for the first one if it doesn't return to the station in time? Or, you know 
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If people are worried about cat/dog poop and roombas, there's a solution.
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I bought a Roomba cause my dog sheds. It's great and you're all whiny fucks who feed your pets terribly
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Agree on helping with pets. We have five animals because we are loving nuts and the Roomba scoops up SOOOO much hair. Makes it that much easier to clean the house, plus I get to watch it vacuum around my dog who gives no fucks when it bounces off her head.
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Ak Gara posted:Same but with the 80 year old lady I hire. What does her docking station look like? 
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Doctor Malaver posted:What does her docking station look like? You need a dick for that
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Can someone post the "Sham-Wow It erases you head" ms paint image? I can't find it.
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The Relentless posted:Can someone post the "Sham-Wow It erases you head" ms paint image? I can't find it. This. So much.
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