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Qwijib0 posted:So, classic or cities and knights C+K or GTFO. I'm all about that paper son.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 20:50 |
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Febreeze posted:Alex Smith would drink a cranberry juice and be the designated driver at a party That moment when you find out that Alex Smith is your spiritual quarterback...
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 20:53 |
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schweens posted:Hmm Aaron Rodgers and Trevor Semen are both unaccounted for. Very subtle, febreeze Rodgers is hiding in the closet.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 21:12 |
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Tom Brady only drinks in places that look like the milk bar from Clockwork Orange.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 21:12 |
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Kalli posted:Tom Brady only drinks in places that look like the milk bar from Clockwork Orange. "The Korova Milkbar ", *Chiche says smugly, before having a brief moment of self-awareness in which he compares his smug attitude with Aaron Rodgers. Also they both get drunk and start dancing with men instead of women.*
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 21:17 |
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Kalli posted:Tom Brady only drinks in places that look like the milk bar from Clockwork Orange. Milk+ is a performance enhancer
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 22:49 |
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Febreeze posted:Eli is the double dipper Please. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfprRZQxWps Watch that and you will learn that Eli is the Double Dip Prevention police guy.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 22:56 |
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Athanatos posted:Please. Sweet Jesus... he's right.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 23:03 |
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Febreeze posted:Alex Smith would drink a cranberry juice and be the designated driver at a party Matt Leinart shows up to hit on all the girls and do keg stands even though he's been out of
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 23:11 |
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Grittybeard posted:Matt Leinart shows up to hit on all the girls and do keg stands even though he's been out of So he's Matthew McConaughey from Dazed and Confused?
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 23:16 |
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Silly Burrito posted:So he's Matthew McConaughey from Dazed and Confused? I was trying to think of someone from one of the many college frat movies but this works much better.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 23:19 |
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Febreeze posted:Andy Dalton is the face in the crowd you never actually talk with Is this intentional? I see a resemblance between Andy Dalton and Andy Griffith but I don't know if anyone else does.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 23:28 |
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God drat it i'm Drew Brees
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 01:12 |
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Who's the guy who's king poo poo at beer pong and pours all his self worth into it so he doesn't have to try to have an actual conversation at the party
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 01:32 |
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Spoeank posted:Who's the guy who's king poo poo at beer pong and pours all his self worth into it so he doesn't have to try to have an actual conversation at the party AJ Mccarron
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 03:19 |
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Grittybeard posted:Matt Leinart shows up to hit on all the girls and do keg stands even though he's been out of I know a guy who went to USC with Leinart and loving hell did that dude party. He specifically mentioned that Leinart took part in hot tub fivesomes nightly for stretches of time. Spoeank posted:Who's the guy who's king poo poo at beer pong and pours all his self worth into it so he doesn't have to try to have an actual conversation at the party I thought doxxing was against the rules. Mods?
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 04:14 |
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I want to make a Chiefs comic but I can't think of anything hit me with your ideas, goons
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 18:26 |
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Alex Smith's tiny hands can't lift Andy Reid's McRib? Yeah, I got nuthin'
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 18:39 |
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Alex Smith as an actual manager with the defense and special teams guys as his subordinates and he takes credit for all their work Edit: Alex Smith as Bill Lumberg, going around to different Chiefs players "Yeah, Eric... if you could get me that pick six, that would be greaaat" "Yea, Tyreek... if you could get me that kickoff return TD, that would be greaaat" Then the last panel is Alex Smith getting a MANAGER OF THE YEAR award Spoeank fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Dec 5, 2016 |
# ? Dec 5, 2016 18:41 |
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Walrus Andy Reid with a Flava Flav neck clock has to be worked in there somehow, I feel
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 18:53 |
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Alex Smith reading a history of football and getting to the Forward pass and going pfft, like that'd ever have worked. Then he throws the book away and it lands open near Walrus Andy Reid on the Two minute warning and he looks at it quizzically.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 18:53 |
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Kalli posted:Alex Smith reading a history of football and getting to the Forward pass and going pfft, like that'd ever have worked. Tiny hands, noodle arms, can't lose!
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 18:54 |
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Kalli posted:Then he throws the book away I'd think he would lateral it instead.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 18:56 |
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Alex Smith is unable to see.more than ten yards in front of him. Like he is constantly startled when people appear and disappear at that 10 yard radius.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 19:00 |
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The Chiefs have more comeback wins this season than anyone. http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2016/12/5/13841488/chiefs-lead-the-nfl-in-come-from-behind-wins-yes-this-is-real-life Maybe the reason for the Chiefs always falling behind then coming back is because some clumsy sideline/waterboy/helper is always accidentally hooking Reid's usual BBQ feeding tube with Berry's chemotherapy lines before the game and tiring him out. Someone discovers this, fixes it, then gets the Chiefs on the right track. It's dark, but it could work? Too dark for TDP?
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 19:31 |
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swickles posted:Alex Smith is unable to see.more than ten yards in front of him. Like he is constantly startled when people appear and disappear at that 10 yard radius. I like the idea that Alex Smith's vision works like Video Game texture pop-in
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 19:31 |
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"As god is my witness I thought footballs could fly."
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 22:42 |
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I don't know why but the pensive deep expression of the Discount Double Check guy in this art film cracks me up
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 22:55 |
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Eric Berry gets a checkup to make sure his cancer is still in remission. Dr. Swickles tells him he has some bad news and shows him a picture of his MRI (or whatever the gently caress they use for cancer screenings or some poo poo) and it is an Alex Smith tumor on his back.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 23:00 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:
Almost Playoffs Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn on the cover.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 23:22 |
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Schroedinger with the Chief's playoff chances in his box. "Is it alive? Is it dead?"
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 23:30 |
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Chromatic posted:The Chiefs have more comeback wins this season than anyone. http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2016/12/5/13841488/chiefs-lead-the-nfl-in-come-from-behind-wins-yes-this-is-real-life No they do not. That is a spurious definition of come-from-behind win.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 00:14 |
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Shangri-Law School posted:No they do not. That is a spurious definition of come-from-behind win. Yeah, that's hilarious. They have to move the goalposts to a very specific definition of comeback just to proclaim "WE ARE COMEBACK KINGS" Also thanks for the suggestions, I think i got a good one that's mostly a big fat joke
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 00:27 |
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Alex 'McGoo' Smith Or like a duck season/wabbit season joke with goodell being tricked to agree to let the titans/browns do the cleat thing next week
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 02:26 |
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Febreeze http://imgur.com/gallery/RrFR5 I dont go on twitter so seeing that popup on my facebook feed after someone shared it on Imgur is odd. But seriously, thats sicknasty.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 14:50 |
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:Febreeze Oh man, man... you publicly made fun of 9/11... comedy takes guts, I guess. That a bold strategy, Cotton, lets see how it pays off for him.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 15:03 |
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:Febreeze After years on this forum it felt tame to make that. Didnt get me in any trouble Anyway Walrus fat jokes http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/andy-reid-orders-a-game-winning-drive/
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 17:07 |
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Good loving god that's way better than anything I could have come up with. Incredible work.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 17:24 |
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Febreeze posted:After years on this forum it felt tame to make that. Didnt get me in any trouble Why are you just posting still images from the sideline of the game? I heard the Alex Smith mic'ed up and you're just reporting things as they happen at this point.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 18:30 |
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Is it just me, or have three of the afc west teams had a lot of 4th quarter comebacks this year
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 18:32 |