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Well kinda depends on the situation there, like if she was about to die that would be a very lovely thing to do. But, for example, my dad was hospitalized for a sinus infection and yeah I didn't spend every waking moment there
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I [25F] just found out that my boyfriend [25M] of one year believes in the Illuminati...quote:I've been dating my boyfriend Max for almost a year, and generally he seems like a fairly reasonable, well-adjusted person. Has some odd religious beliefs, but many people do, so I chalked that up to personal preference. Today, though, I found out about some other weird beliefs that worry me. "I found out a year into my relationship that my boyfriend has a weird belief that clearly doesn't occupy his every waking thought because I found out about it a year into the relationship, what do I do?"
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:09 |
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Nazzadan posted:I love my girlfriend to death, but if she was in a planned hospital visit for multiple days, I'm not going to spend every minute that I'm not asleep or at work by her side. So you're just going to leave her laying in a boring room all alone all day? Nothing to do. No one to talk to. Being stuck in hospital is the most boring thing ever (unless you're hosed up enough to be kept sedated 24/7). Oh well. Maybe her mom will love her enough to keep her company.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:09 |
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I don't think the guy who hosed his gay best friend is necessarily totally gay, but it sure was cheatingNazzadan posted:I [25F] just found out that my boyfriend [25M] of one year believes in the Illuminati... https://vine.co/v/5zuxVVKrO5u Facebook Aunt posted:So you're just going to leave her laying in a boring room all alone all day? Nothing to do. No one to talk to. Being stuck in hospital is the most boring thing ever (unless you're hosed up enough to be kept sedated 24/7). do people not have books or what Or, like, laptops. They don't stop you from bringing a laptop into a hospital, do they?
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:19 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:So you're just going to leave her laying in a boring room all alone all day? Nothing to do. No one to talk to. Being stuck in hospital is the most boring thing ever (unless you're hosed up enough to be kept sedated 24/7). After a couple of days? Yeah. I mean I'd make sure she has any reading material she wants or whatever, but there's no obligation to spend every waking moment providing entertainment to someone just because they're stuck in a bed for a few days. I mean I wouldn't want/expect her to do that for me either, it's just not reasonable.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:20 |
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from /r/dating: My girlfriend caught me wanking to a pic of her on facebook. Wants time apart. quote:So, my girlfriend and I have been together a little over 10 months. The last guy she attempted to date tried to rape her after the 4th date and luckily an off duty cop walking his dog saw them in the distance and saved her. So, I get that she is so hesitant. I am the first guy she has dated in 2 years. I thought pleasuring myself to her would be a safe alternative, but I guess not. I left my apartment door unlocked and she came over an hour earlier than I expected her to. I feel awful.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:33 |
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I was just going to post the title, because it's incomprehensible, but the actual text is pretty good too. Me [17M] with my mom [40F] and our cat [1.5M] had mom for 17 years had cat for 1 year quote:Background:
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:49 |
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hostile apostle posted:from /r/dating: Is she in trauma counseling, because I'm not a rape survivor but I feel like if finding out your boyfriend of 10 months is masturbating to you 2 years (e: no wait 2 years and 10 months) after the fact is triggering you, you really should be in trauma counseling
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:54 |
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What in the gently caress? My god what does she plan to do to exorcise that cat??
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:58 |
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loquacius posted:Is she in trauma counseling, because I'm not a rape survivor but I feel like if finding out your boyfriend of 10 months is masturbating to you 2 years (e: no wait 2 years and 10 months) after the fact is triggering you, you really should be in trauma counseling
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:58 |
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Fatty posted:I was just going to post the title, because it's incomprehensible, but the actual text is pretty good too. His dad probably doesn't respond to his facebook messages because he doesn't know what it is.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 03:06 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Me [63F] with my son [35M] totally flipped out over first baby. Holy macinaw, how is this not getting more attention? What are the comments like?
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 03:12 |
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She was 23. He was 54. Ugh.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 03:14 |
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quote:My [17F] sister [22F] has a son [2 months old]. My parents want to get her a male Stripper for her birthday to sway her over to liking men.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 03:33 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Holy macinaw, how is this not getting more attention? What are the comments like? quote:This was 2001 and 2002. I wasn't involved, they had a man cave and didn't know what was going on.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 03:36 |
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Gluten Freeman posted:My [17F] sister [22F] has a son [2 months old]. My parents want to get her a male Stripper for her birthday to sway her over to liking men. Why try to stop anything? It'll be absolutely hilarious to watch, the chances of a lesbian being swayed by Muscles McBeefcake are exactly 0%, and the parents will very deservedly be in deep poo poo with their daughter. Sounds like they're way too toxic about their daughter's relationship to be around the grandchild anyway.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 03:53 |
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Clark Nova posted:Why try to stop anything? It'll be absolutely hilarious to watch, the chances of a lesbian being swayed by Muscles McBeefcake are exactly 0%, and the parents will very deservedly be in deep poo poo with their daughter. Sounds like they're way too toxic about their daughter's relationship to be around the grandchild anyway. I mean it'd probably be a good idea to give her sister a heads up so she can be prepared to grind on him while flipping her parents off or whatever her desired response is.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 03:55 |
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Yeah have the stripper over, have a laugh, crack open some beers and chill out for a while. Then send a brutally sarcastic email to the parents thanking them profusely for showing her the glory of PENIS and how she'll never munch another squish mitten in her life.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 03:56 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Holy macinaw, how is this not getting more attention? What are the comments like? Somebody delved into her post history and found that she's got borderline personality disorder. I think she's leaving something major out of her story.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:00 |
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There HAS to be at least one sitcom episode where this exact thing happened but I'm coming up blank, sorry thread e: comedy option, the stripper is Danny DeVito like in that Friends episode
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:02 |
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almightyerin posted:What in the gently caress? The power of Friskies compels you!
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:15 |
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Anony Mouse posted:Yeah have the stripper over, have a laugh, crack open some beers and chill out for a while. Then send a brutally sarcastic email to the parents thanking them profusely for showing her the glory of PENIS and how she'll never munch another squish mitten in her life. This would be a hilarious outcome. More parents should just hire strippers to bring the family together.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:24 |
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Make the parents really regret it and blow the stripper.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:35 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Make the parents really regret it and blow the stripper. Or just make sure she's holding the baby just prior to the stripper turning up. Then once the stripper arrives as loudly who the gently caress thinks it's appropriate to send a stripper to a birthday party when there's a baby present. It could be made unbelievably awkward.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:41 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:She also says: The mother reminds me of this site I came across a while back about forums for estranged parents, and the abusive weirdos there who can't comprehend and won't accept that their children don't want any contact with them. The stories page has some pretty entertaining summaries: quote:A woman asks the forum whether it would be a good idea to write to her estranged son's girlfriend and tell the girlfriend that she, the mother, loves the son too. Several forum members tell her yes, do it.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:41 |
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quote:How do I (23M) overcome my poor upbringing and negative perceptions of women/sex? At least he went to relationships instead of redpill
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:43 |
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Gaunab posted:At least he went to relationships instead of redpill The guy is self-aware and trying to improve. I can't really be mad.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:10 |
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Syndic Thrass posted:It's cheating, and he's totally gay Well you see it's only gay if you're bottom and he was on top and besides he was really thinking about his girl so it wasn't cheating, what's the big deal
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:17 |
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Devian666 posted:Or just make sure she's holding the baby just prior to the stripper turning up. Then once the stripper arrives as loudly who the gently caress thinks it's appropriate to send a stripper to a birthday party when there's a baby present. It could be made unbelievably awkward. The parents really didn't think this plan through. What if the baby sees the stripper and turns gay?
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:49 |
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Photux posted:The parents really didn't think this plan through. What if the baby sees the stripper and turns gay?
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:52 |
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Incoherence posted:I wasn't reading that one closely the first time and thought for a moment that the stripper was actually for the baby. They could probably find a ton of redditors willing to strip for a baby.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 06:41 |
Clark Nova posted:The mother reminds me of this site I came across a while back about forums for estranged parents, and the abusive weirdos there who can't comprehend and won't accept that their children don't want any contact with them. The stories page has some pretty entertaining summaries: That link is a ridiculously good read and there are tons of good personal hot messes in those pages. You could practically paste entire posts and it'd be in the scope of this thread (though only the sad and disturbing side, because the only comedy is due to sheer absurdity).
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 06:51 |
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loquacius posted:I don't think the guy who hosed his gay best friend is necessarily totally gay, but it sure was cheating He could be actually bi, but for whatever reason your boyfriend fucks a dude and he can only be gay! I sometimes think it's mental gymnastics to avoid the thought he cheated on you and instead just is programmed to gently caress dudes. It's why people should explore their sexualities before getting hitched lol
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 12:41 |
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On MTG: I mean, I've done tournaments 4 nights a week a few times and my partner has quite reasonably gone "err, could you maybe spend a bit more time at home" and I've gone "yes absolutely". Because however fun children's card games are, you've still got to put some bloody effort in. If my partner couldn't handle the storm, you bet your rear end I'd leave to go help immediately, even if there's nothing to be done about the power and I'd just be moral support. Save education for when she isn't scared in the bloody dark. On "no homo" guy: yeah I mean dude is just bisexual and the world would probably be better off if we remembered that it's an option
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 12:49 |
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Gaunab posted:At least he went to relationships instead of redpill Former fatties are hilarious when they're on the warpath. He should just ride the lightning and bang a few dozen women before he decides to settle down.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 13:46 |
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quote:My boyfriend 40M chose the toilet over cuddling with me 56 F. I am conflicted.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 15:10 |
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I have no idea what happened here but at least she has to stop assuming things and just ask the guy wtf happened. Space Kablooey fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Dec 2, 2016 |
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Frosted Flake posted:Former fatties are hilarious when they're on the warpath. He should just ride the lightning and bang a few dozen women before he decides to settle down. Being a former fattie myself it's incredibly easy to go down the "women are all shallow bitches" train of thought and it's good that he understands this isn't good and wants to change it before it gets too bad
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 15:15 |
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Business Gorillas posted:Being a former fattie myself it's incredibly easy to go down the "women are all shallow bitches" train of thought and it's good that he understands this isn't good and wants to change it before it gets too bad It's also funny when it happens in a relationship and the former fatty tries to ruin the relationship to get out of it instead of just breaking up with them. Really the best result is both partners lose weight and succeed so they're both attracted to each other even more instead of one getting hot while the other stays the same or gets fatter.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 15:22 |
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This honestly sounds like he was getting really anxious about sexual pressure and panicked. Maybe he's not actually comfortable with her for some reason, or he's losing his attraction to her. Seeming fixated on an unrelated mild annoyance like the smell of steamed vegetables and then bolting and flipping out about it definitely sounds like anxiety of some sort, and the fact that it happened during prelude to sexy-time suggests that's what caused it, but come to think of it maybe he's freaking out about new job responsibilities that came with his raise and isn't comfortable talking about it. At any rate he's definitely too old for any of this poo poo
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