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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Zombie Hug posted:

You have to register and get approved by a moderator of that site to view the hellmouth pictures (it's not worth it) , but geez I feel sorry for the guy. I mean he was overly trustful of his doctor and spent thousands on surgery and airplane tickets. This sounds like a case of (literally) gross malpractice . At the same time it took him forever like 2 months to figure out that his penis was practically rejecting what ever was inside so he doesn't seem to have any awareness of the process. If you are going to get your penis butchered to lengthen it I would think you would do research ,but welp, people.

Also here are the highlights of scabby penor pics of said mans dong, he posted like a million pictures of his penis so here are only a few if anyone wanted to look at them out of morbid curiosity

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/MsZ8rmK.jpg
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/Wq007xQ.jpg
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/szAlVFX.jpg
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/j7HjCDj.jpg
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/Yv9c2fp.jpg
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/681VWt4.jpg
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/GfnkjK8.jpg
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/i8FSoFG.jpg
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/lInjMnu.jpg
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/RhUN48v.jpg
FYI if you didn't already know these are all pictures of a jacked up penis so it is not work safe

my fav part of the whole story is in the end he gets a crooked, shorter dick

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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That's not a real fish. The fins are too uniform in appearance. It's just too perfect.

Tofu Terry
Oct 4, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Heath posted:

Wouldn't "zoophagous" translate to something like "animal eater"

I think so, they're a vulture culture/nature blog so :shrug: ?

Also drat I missed quoting this under the perfect post for it.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

goose willis posted:

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

EKDS5k
Feb 22, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR BEER FREEZE, DAMNIT

Hihohe posted:







I dont know whats happening in this gallery

http://imgur.com/gallery/JKrwh

My first thought was that one dude just got divorced or whatever had to move suddenly, and so his buddies are keeping him company for the loneliest Christmas and they decided to have some fun with it.

Then I clicked on the gallery and I saw the Santa eating cookies out of a dog bowl and drinking from a hamster bottle and I realized that obviously it's a sex thing.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

AUG Thread: tubing through the tear in the dick

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

EKDS5k posted:

My first thought was that one dude just got divorced or whatever had to move suddenly, and so his buddies are keeping him company for the loneliest Christmas and they decided to have some fun with it.

Then I clicked on the gallery and I saw the Santa eating cookies out of a dog bowl and drinking from a hamster bottle and I realized that obviously it's a sex thing.

the dude with the big grin on his face laying on his side to hide his boner didn't tip you off?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
AUG Thread: it's obviously a sex thing

There's been a lot of nice titles recently.

Also yeah that gallery is mystifying but the sauerkraut snowman cracked me the gently caress up.

I had seen one of those in a pretty great imgur collection, that I don't remember if I posted here or not. It also included this old favourite of mine

E: uh actually I guess this one is :nws: for dido chair
http://i.imgur.com/c2M08jW.jpg

There might be some :nws: in the album, can't recall http://m.imgur.com/gallery/51UkO

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Fathis Munk posted:

E: uh actually I guess this one is :nws: for dido chair
http://i.imgur.com/c2M08jW.jpg

Fat Stan Lee looking at me like "yeah I built a loving chair what are you going to do about it?"

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

Sponge Baathist posted:


*sounds of structural beams groaning under pressure*

New season of Xavier: Renegade Angel looking good.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
What doth life?


From that gallery above:


I bought a keyboard very similar to but not exactly this and its just a keyboard not the pleather thing being used to strap the keyboard to the fat. I use my $15 piece of poo poo to shut down my computer if it is handy. The touchpad is awful and laggy and the keyboard is really slow using one handed.

Overall the main message of my critique here about that keyboard is that if it was bought as-is they wasted money and if they had to make it themself they wasted time.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

Fathis Munk posted:

E: uh actually I guess this one is :nws: for dido chair
http://i.imgur.com/c2M08jW.jpg

the gently caress is there a crown floating in the air next to it

like are you crowned queen of the gently caress chair

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

LingcodKilla posted:

That's not a real fish. The fins are too uniform in appearance. It's just too perfect.

Yes it's very clearly photoshopped, but now I want to know what the original picture was...

Fathis Munk posted:

AUG Thread: it's obviously a sex thing

There's been a lot of nice titles recently.

Also yeah that gallery is mystifying but the sauerkraut snowman cracked me the gently caress up.

I had seen one of those in a pretty great imgur collection, that I don't remember if I posted here or not. It also included this old favourite of mine

E: uh actually I guess this one is :nws: for dido chair
http://i.imgur.com/c2M08jW.jpg

There might be some :nws: in the album, can't recall http://m.imgur.com/gallery/51UkO

The best part is that the one with the guy next to the UPS truck is a goon. IIRC he was driving to a wedding and saw the accident so he pulled over and took that picture holding a sewing machine that was in his trunk just to weird people out.

El Estrago Bonito has a new favorite as of 11:06 on Dec 2, 2016

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
It's not called the pleasure throne for nothing, learn to read jeez :rolleyes:

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Yes it's very clearly photoshopped, but now I want to know what the original picture was...

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Sponge Baathist posted:

What doth life?


From that gallery above:


I bought a keyboard very similar to but not exactly this and its just a keyboard not the pleather thing being used to strap the keyboard to the fat. I use my $15 piece of poo poo to shut down my computer if it is handy. The touchpad is awful and laggy and the keyboard is really slow using one handed.

Overall the main message of my critique here about that keyboard is that if it was bought as-is they wasted money and if they had to make it themself they wasted time.

I bet he played Rainbow 6 Siege and went "Man I gotta have that!"

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Ularg posted:

I bet he played Rainbow 6 Siege and went "Man I gotta have that!"



Or Jerico

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Or really wanted to cosplay as Johnny Sasaki from MGS4.

Je suis fatigue
May 5, 2009

Amazing! It's a double J.O.!

Sponge Baathist posted:

What doth life?


From that gallery above:


I bought a keyboard very similar to but not exactly this and its just a keyboard not the pleather thing being used to strap the keyboard to the fat. I use my $15 piece of poo poo to shut down my computer if it is handy. The touchpad is awful and laggy and the keyboard is really slow using one handed.

Overall the main message of my critique here about that keyboard is that if it was bought as-is they wasted money and if they had to make it themself they wasted time.

The keyboard

Then hotglue it to idk, either a shin guard or an archery arm guard

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Fathis Munk posted:

E: uh actually I guess this one is :nws: for dido chair
http://i.imgur.com/c2M08jW.jpg

what loving idiot called this the pleasure throne instead of the bone throne

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Je suis fatigue posted:

The keyboard

Then hotglue it to idk, either a shin guard or an archery arm guard


The blood-witch wants you to gently caress her the way her father did. Isn't that right?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Ularg posted:

I bet he played Rainbow 6 Siege and went "Man I gotta have that!"



Or powerglove

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

LifeSunDeath posted:

Or powerglove


"The blood-witch wants you to gently caress her the way her father did. Isn't that right?"

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
What a weird game that was.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Fathis Munk posted:

What a weird game that was.

pretty great though.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Je suis fatigue posted:

The keyboard

Then hotglue it to idk, either a shin guard or an archery arm guard


Amidoinitrite?

the keys are not sssssspaced well and apparently tttttthe keeys will stick because of the wireless lag. donnnnnnt get me started oooooon how lovely thhhhhhhhhheee touchpad is it only works when youre not touching it

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Fathis Munk posted:



There might be some :nws: in the album, can't recall http://m.imgur.com/gallery/51UkO

This is a pro-click. Peak AUG. There are a couple of mildly NWS images in it as well.


edit: Is there a way to link all images in a gallery? Or do you have to do them all one-at-a-time with the share links.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Fathis Munk posted:

What a weird game that was.

Clive Barker's Jericho.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Ularg posted:

Clive Barker's Jericho.

Yes? That post wasn't a question :v:

du -hast posted:

This is a pro-click. Peak AUG. There are a couple of mildly NWS images in it as well.


edit: Is there a way to link all images in a gallery? Or do you have to do them all one-at-a-time with the share links.

Gotta do it one at a time afaik.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Fathis Munk posted:

Yes? That post wasn't a question :v:


Gotta do it one at a time afaik.

Misread, sorry.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Fathis Munk posted:

Yes? That post wasn't a question :v:


Gotta do it one at a time afaik.

A post by Fathis Munk.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
POTY 2k16 imo.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


No ring. gently caress you.

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
That's clearly a Langolier purging our hosed up time line.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Bloodfart McCoy posted:



No ring. gently caress you.

:nws:2 rings.:nws:

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
I don't even know why I loaded that image.

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I'll admit, this one made me a little curious:

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/xZMTovSh.jpg

Am I the AUG now?

Gretzky strikes again

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Ularg posted:

I don't even know why I loaded that image.

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Sponge Baathist posted:

I don't even know why I made that image.

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