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kaschei posted:Honey can we keep it PG tonight I have to get up early but i was really expecting a NC-17  can we get it up to at least a R or a borderline R?
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Dec 2, 2016 16:11
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R-rated is really badly faked sex with maybe a nipple or butt visible, his junk resting on her belly button, and no movement below the waist.
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Dec 2, 2016 16:18
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Clark Nova posted:R-rated is really badly faked sex with maybe a nipple or butt visible, his junk resting on her belly button, and no movement below the waist. so business as usual?
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Dec 2, 2016 16:20
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That's probably why the poor bastard had a panic attack, actually.
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Dec 2, 2016 16:22
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Please tell me the comments on that one are saying things to the effect of "please do not make his obvious anxiety attack All About You and break up with him over it" because man y'know what makes anxiety worse? a valid reason to be anxious about your anxiety, like someone having dumped you over it
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Dec 2, 2016 16:29
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quote:My brother [27m] does some really creepy stuff and I'm [21f] done with him.
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Dec 2, 2016 16:38
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Dec 2, 2016 16:45
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If that's real that's some horror-movie poo poo, jesus I'm curious what the parents have said if she talked to them about it
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Dec 2, 2016 16:45
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loquacius posted:Please tell me the comments on that one are saying things to the effect of "please do not make his obvious anxiety attack All About You and break up with him over it" No one has framed it as an anxiety attack, but they're all suggesting that she sounds pretty clingy and might be smothering and she admits that her past divorce has made her feel vulnerable.
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Dec 2, 2016 16:49
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If I was him and my girl just cuddles, kiss, and light pet, I too would furiously masturbate instead of cuddling.
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Dec 2, 2016 16:52
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Pick posted:extra credit in college? Uncle Enzo posted:It wasn't uncommon at my school, but it was normally like one last question at the end of a test, where getting that question got you like a percent and it didn't count against you to get wrong or leave blank. I took engineering calculus 1 almost 4 years ago and every test was easy and there was an extra credit test worth up to 100 bonus points of test grade. pretty much everybody with a pulse got a 50+/100 on it. the high school student in my class got a 100 percent on that and 95%+ on all three tests so he got around 150% in the class. I only managed a 120%  over the summer I took calc 2 and there was no extra credit and he asked hard questions, no note sheets or anything like that. struggled for an 80%, half the class failed or dropped. transferred to a university from community college and every class was much easier
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Dec 2, 2016 16:58
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Glenn Quebec posted:If I was him and my girl just cuddles, kiss, and light pet, I too would furiously masturbate instead of cuddling. Plus she is 56 years old and in my experience anyone who uses the phrase "feeling frisky" is ugly and or fat. Edit: They aren't married and she calls herself a homemaker, I don't understand.
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Dec 2, 2016 17:03
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Brother fuckin rules
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Dec 2, 2016 17:05
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Pussy Quipped posted:in my experience anyone who uses the phrase "feeling frisky" is ugly and or fat. Man, I don't even understand this. It makes no sense and I don't have a viable explanation. But in my experience this is also completely true.
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Dec 2, 2016 17:08
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Obviously it would ruin the anonymity, but I need to know what all the r/relationships posters look like. I can read through some of these and imagine what the people look like. It'd be nice to know if the reality was close (and I'd probably be close in most cases)
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Dec 2, 2016 17:20
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Frisky woman is a human blob that plucks neck/chin hairs before an epic makeout and HJ (but not to climax teehee) session.
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Dec 2, 2016 17:25
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Pussy Quipped posted:Plus she is 56 years old and in my experience anyone who uses the phrase "feeling frisky" is ugly and or fat. I want to know what financial hardship from living together means in that post. That's their reason for not living together
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Dec 2, 2016 17:26
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DangerZoneDelux posted:I want to know what financial hardship from living together means in that post. That's their reason for not living together And she states that she's a homemaker 
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Dec 2, 2016 17:28
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Cacafuego posted:Obviously it would ruin the anonymity, but I need to know what all the r/relationships posters look like. I can read through some of these and imagine what the people look like. It'd be nice to know if the reality was close (and I'd probably be close in most cases)  <3 
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Dec 2, 2016 17:30
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DangerZoneDelux posted:I want to know what financial hardship from living together means in that post. That's their reason for not living together Maybe she gets alimony that ends if she moves in with someone else? Is that a thing?
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Dec 2, 2016 17:30
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My guess is homemaker means "was a homemaker in previous marriage; currently living off alimony" maybe she's still housing her kids if they exist and are the right age range and financial status for that (hard to say at 56)
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Dec 2, 2016 17:30
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Maybe he took a ghost poo poo. Maybe it slid right down the hole, he wiped once and there was nothing, so he threw it in the trash can instead of in the toilet and didn't flush. He's probably just as confused as she is
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Dec 2, 2016 17:33
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Maybe he just wanted to play 
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Dec 2, 2016 17:55
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Pussy Quipped posted:Plus she is 56 years old and in my experience anyone who uses the phrase "feeling frisky" is ugly and or fat. I mean, I honestly pictured Jean Teasdale when I read that. I honestly was surprised she didn't use "making whoopy" instead of "feeling frisky": http://www.theonion.com/personalities/jean-teasdale-291
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Dec 2, 2016 17:56
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She's 56 and probably still calls it a "dingaling"
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Dirtbag Diva posted:I mean, I honestly pictured Jean Teasdale when I read that. I honestly was surprised she didn't use "making whoopy" instead of "feeling frisky": Want to see some r/relationships posts from Hubby Rick
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Should I [20F] try to get in touch with my[20F] hair styler [23F] again?quote:I asked this woman to do my hair and she said that she should have openings this week and that she'll let me know but it's been a week and she hasn't texted me or anything to let me know what she has open...she said that if she doesn't have her baby this week she could do my hair but I think she's been busy ..
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Glenn Quebec posted:If I was him and my girl just cuddles, kiss, and light pet, I too would furiously masturbate instead of cuddling. Yep he was just giving it the old five-knuckle shuffle cos he knew she was only up for PG stuff that eve.
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Should I [20F] try to get in touch with my[20F] hair styler [23F] again? I [25m] am on my [25m] computer [2?] reading this post [5min?] and I [25m] am [25m] thoroughly amused by the overuse of the age/sex brackets in the title of this post [5min?]
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Maybe he was abducted by aliens during his bathroom trip and experimented on in terrifying and humiliating ways. Maybe he was trapped on their ship for months until he was reduced to a broken husk of a man, perpetually shivering and weeping. Driven mad by pain and degradation. He was ready, nay, yearning for death when they came for him the last time. He whispered "I love you [16 year senior partner's name]", though she was at this point a distant and blurry memory, and lunged at the grey-skin. He hoped they would simply kill him for his transgression and thus release him for his unending hell. He prayed only that the end would be quick and painless. But the end did not come. In one deft motion the grey-skin slid an appendage over his forehead and all went black. When he awoke he was in the bathroom once again. Thanks to alien's Time Dilation Device only 15 minutes had passed on Earth during the time he had endured months of torture and agony. When they sent him back they buried the memories and replaced them with one of a typical (if extended) bathroom break. The man had forgotten everything. Then came the voice at the door... "Is everything ok?" He paused for a moment. Something deep within him stirred but nothing came forth. It was a strange feeling but one quickly dismissed. Why would anything not be ok? "Fine", he said. "Just using the bathroom". He washed up and returned to the bedroom. The woman turned to him "what took you so long? Oh never mind, just come lie down". He froze. Lie down. "What did you say?" he replied, startled. She gave him a quizzical look. "Well I just curious what was taking so long, and you left so suddenly..." she trailed off. "No," he cut in, "I don't mean the bathroom. I don't want to talk about the bathroom. What did you say after that?". The woman's frown deepened, the confusion plain on her face, "come lie down?" she timidly replied. "Please just come lie down". The man's head pounded. His brain felt like it was swelling up against his skull with nowhere to go. A distant memory came rushing forth. "LIE DOWN" commanded the grey-skin in his strange, chittering voice. "Lie down, human. Lie down on the table." Suddenly disjointed images of all manners flashed before him. The knives, the holding tanks, the strange and viscous fluids... the orb. He rolled over and clutched the blankets tighter. How did end up lying down, he wondered. Was he not just standing? Maybe they suspect, maybe she suspects. Best to play dumb. The programming is still too strong. "What's wrong?" She asked. "Nothing", he replied. "I don't want to talk about it".
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loquacius posted:I'm curious what the parents have said if she talked to them about it Why would she do that when she can leverage the power of the Internet?
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Should I [20F] try to get in touch with my[20F] hair styler [23F] again? She forgot [23F] hair styler pregnant with her [-1 Week M/F] baby.
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Chomp8645 posted:Maybe he was abducted by aliens during his bathroom trip and experimented on in terrifying and humiliating ways. Maybe he was trapped on their ship for months until he was reduced to a broken husk of a man, perpetually shivering and weeping. Driven mad by pain and degradation. He was ready, nay, yearning for death when they came for him the last time. He whispered "I love you [16 year senior partner's name]", though she was at this point a distant and blurry memory, and lunged at the grey-skin. He hoped they would simply kill him for his transgression and thus release him for his unending hell. He prayed only that the end would be quick and painless. 
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Chomp8645 posted:Maybe he was abducted by aliens during his bathroom trip and experimented on in terrifying and humiliating ways. Maybe he was trapped on their ship for months until he was reduced to a broken husk of a man, perpetually shivering and weeping. Driven mad by pain and degradation. He was ready, nay, yearning for death when they came for him the last time. He whispered "I love you [16 year senior partner's name]", though she was at this point a distant and blurry memory, and lunged at the grey-skin. He hoped they would simply kill him for his transgression and thus release him for his unending hell. He prayed only that the end would be quick and painless. Probably not.
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Me [26F] with my boyfriend [27M] of 2 years, how can I tell him I appreciate his commitment to feminist ideas but sometimes he needs to chill?quote:This has kind of been an ongoing thing for the past year or so but I never really cared or paid that much attention until recently when it's been interfering with my hobbies. I am a feminist and while I'm not militant or outspoken about it, it's fairly clear when I talk about politics or other issues important to me. At first my boyfriend hadn't really known anything about feminism, but about a year into our relationship he started learning from me and expressed that he believes in feminism too. Great, or so I thought. She could also just literally tell him this bit quote:But I care about how women are treated in real life more than in fictional media, and also, recognizing a problem in my hobby doesn't mean (for me anyway) that I must swear it off in order to remain true to my politics.
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Nazzadan posted:Me [26F] with my boyfriend [27M] of 2 years, how can I tell him I appreciate his commitment to feminist ideas but sometimes he needs to chill? They should just watch this episode of FoTC together:
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Nazzadan posted:Me [26F] with my boyfriend [27M] of 2 years, how can I tell him I appreciate his commitment to feminist ideas but sometimes he needs to chill? Maybe he mansplains feminism to her
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Dec 2, 2016 18:34
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Boyfriend: Honey you shouldn't play 40k it demeans your gender!!! Girlfriend: Why do you play it then? Boyfriend: Because I'm a man it doesn't affect me lol
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