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stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Rhesus Pieces posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/805278955150471168

He's going to be the most easily mocked and trolled head of state in modern history

too busy for intel briefings, but schedule's open enough for the bougie New York hour

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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
gonna be a weird 4 years as any mediocre program that takes a shot at trump and pisses him off enough to tweet about it enjoys a brief ratings boost

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Rhesus Pieces posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/805278955150471168

He's going to be the most easily mocked and trolled head of state in modern history

Wait isn't this the same tweet from 1 week ago?

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Hollismason posted:

Wait isn't this the same tweet from 1 week ago?

Nope brand new

he's gonna swing at every single pitch thrown at him

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Rhesus Pieces posted:

Nope brand new

he's gonna swing at every single pitch thrown at him

Thankfully he only watches American programming so international relations will remain untwittered.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

R. Mute posted:

hell, same

Did you see my post about how your foreign minister and princess Astrid are coming to town to open a bar

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

I won't be able to see them since I'm going to mariachi mass tomorrow 🇲🇽

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i'm white

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Looking forward to seeing all the Midwestern drivers who somehow forgot how to drive on snow.

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Badger of Basra posted:

Did you see my post about how your foreign minister and princess Astrid are coming to town to open a bar

That sounded like a Star Wars character so I looked her up and was shocked to learn that the hapsburgs aren't totally extinct

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
last night i learned that the u.s still has the draft, lol

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

merry exmarx posted:

last night i learned that the u.s still has the draft, lol

There's a little box asking you if you signed up for it on every single government-related form too. You can also lose out on federal college assistance.

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde
My school had a helpful "hey you can sign up here without leaving school" thing

Because the most important part of a draft is convenience

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De9hNJ8L2Cs

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
The selective service is not a draft lol. You realize how desperate this country would have to be to try and turn you gluten free fools into soldiers.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




http://i.imgur.com/C4QePII.gifv

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Volkerball posted:

The selective service is not a draft lol. You realize how desperate this country would have to be to try and turn you gluten free fools into soldiers.

Volker everyone knows what we're talking about.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Mustached Demon posted:

Volker everyone knows what we're talking about.

People were crying irl tears yesterday because they thought a phone call had started world war 3. I don't trust them to keep level heads.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Furnaceface posted:

Socks the cat was the best presidential pet.

Murray the Outlaw of Falahill :colbert:

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

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Catching up on Europol.

Apparently market regulations are a gateway to nationalism and facism. :suicide:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Rhesus Pieces posted:

That sounded like a Star Wars character so I looked her up and was shocked to learn that the hapsburgs aren't totally extinct

In Norway we actually have a member of the royal family who got her name from a Star Wars character: Leah Isadora

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

merry exmarx posted:

last night i learned that the u.s still has the draft, lol

to be honest the weirdest part of it to me is that I actually had to sign a form saying "yep, here's my info and yeah yadda yadda"

In another country I would expect that process to just be handled already without me having to do anything, I just turn 18 and yep you're on the roster if the Russkies come storming over the Arctic

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

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Pirate Radar posted:

to be honest the weirdest part of it to me is that I actually had to sign a form saying "yep, here's my info and yeah yadda yadda"

In another country I would expect that process to just be handled already without me having to do anything, I just turn 18 and yep you're on the roster if the Russkies come storming over the Arctic

Don't be silly. The Russians aren't going to invade over the Arctic.

They're gonna build a trans-pacific railroad bridge. :freep:

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Randler posted:

Don't be silly. The Russians aren't going to invade over the Arctic.

They're gonna build a trans-pacific railroad bridge. :freep:

Trains! America's greatest weakness.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




i want to read europol but i am afraid to do so

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Randler posted:

Don't be silly. The Russians aren't going to invade over the Arctic.

They're gonna build a trans-pacific railroad bridge. :freep:

https://luxurytrainclub.com/trains/imperial-russia-train/

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

i want to read europol but i am afraid to do so

"Germany is to blame for everything."

"I'm American and fat. Europeans are racist, unlike us Americans."

"Russia bad."

"France has outlawed muslims in the entire country, you guys!"

"<unintelligble Albion garblelanguage>"

"Swarte Piet is a cultural cornerstorne of the Dutchlands."

"I'm American and fat. Europeans need to become more socialist. American capitalism is better though, but you're not worthy of it."

Congratulations, you're now up to speed to 90% of Europol.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/AShustock/status/805392450663677952

the "lay low" singer. Thanks fox

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Randler posted:

"Germany is to blame for everything."

"I'm American and fat. Europeans are racist, unlike us Americans."

"Russia bad."

"France has outlawed muslims in the entire country, you guys!"

"<unintelligble Albion garblelanguage>"

"Swarte Piet is a cultural cornerstorne of the Dutchlands."

"I'm American and fat. Europeans need to become more socialist. American capitalism is better though, but you're not worthy of it."

Congratulations, you're now up to speed to 90% of Europol.

You forget "As a Finn I require a gun to protect myself from Somali troublemakers"

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I might be bigoted against Finns but I'm not sure

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

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Is that the same guy who refuses to grovel during the US national antheam and does not believe in voting?

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
McDowell is insane posting again

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

kustomkarkommando posted:

You forget "As a Finn I require a gun to protect myself from Somali troublemakers"

Also "the FPO aren't nazis, they just love their country"

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Randler posted:

Is that the same guy who refuses to grovel during the US national antheam and does not believe in voting?

Depends how you define groveling but yeah I guess

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Randler posted:

"Germany is to blame for everything."

"I'm American and fat. Europeans are racist, unlike us Americans."

"Russia bad."

"France has outlawed muslims in the entire country, you guys!"

"<unintelligble Albion garblelanguage>"

"Swarte Piet is a cultural cornerstorne of the Dutchlands."

"I'm American and fat. Europeans need to become more socialist. American capitalism is better though, but you're not worthy of it."

Congratulations, you're now up to speed to 90% of Europol.
nothing has changed i guess

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

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lol, in addition to the 179 EUR mouse, Logitech now also sells gaming keyboards that have a small stand for your smartphone so you have a second screen for ~ vital gaming information ~ while you play?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Randler posted:

lol, in addition to the 179 EUR mouse, Logitech now also sells gaming keyboards that have a small stand for your smartphone so you have a second screen for ~ vital gaming information ~ while you play?
i bet my logitech g15 with screen still is working

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

nothing has changed i guess

Pretty much. It feels like there are more Americans chiming in than usual, probably due to USPol being dissolved and its poster basis split up.

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ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

Mc Do Well posted:

I may be wrong but it doesn't have to end that way - indeed that is what this human has been trying to prevent. In the past I suggested a spectacular destruction of ISIS that would also remind the public of a single objective reality understood by the formula E=MC^2. Now Daesh is too diffuse to effectively destroy in that manner - you can see the magical thinking and relativism enabling them reach socially toxic levels. But it isn't all bad - I believe the mind that was in Jesus returned to Earth and warned us of the coming storm before Donald heard of HTML and before Daesh existed.

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