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Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

I feel kinda bad since I totally forgot Massa was available next year if Merc wanted him.

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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

They should probably take a driver capable of winning

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

So they'd have one driver with brain damage next year, and then massa too?

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014

Norns posted:

They should probably take a driver capable of winning

So Massa then...?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

1500quidporsche posted:

So Massa then...?

Brained Massa is not a good driver

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014

He's not brilliant but if my mandate was to bring in a cheap driver to bring home wins during Lewis' inevitable two 3-4 race lulls during the season and then look like a frightened puppy the rest of the time I'd reach for the phone and call up Felipe.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014

http://autoweek.com/article/formula-one/motogp-star-valentino-rossi-throws-hat-mercedes-f1-seat-derby

OH MY GOD PLEASE TOTO DO IT.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
Alas he wouldn't qualify for a superlicence under the new system.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Pablo Bluth posted:

Alas he wouldn't qualify for a superlicence under the new system.

He can win one in Formula E while Ocon keeps the seat warm for a year

Nill
Aug 24, 2003

MattD1zzl3 posted:

I did post "Pasta Maldonado" :ohdear:

His cars were always "Al Dente".

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Nill posted:

His cars were always "Al Dente".

You're thinking of Ricciardo

Merc could always go with a former F1 driver who still qualifies for a superlicense: Reigning Formula E and former WEC Champion Sebastien Buemi

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
If Lewis truly loves Senna as much as he says he does then he is hopefully begging the Merc brass to go out there and get Bruno for him

Xisticide
Nov 27, 2005

Pablo Bluth posted:

Alas he wouldn't qualify for a superlicence under the new system.

He can get one by doing the minimum testing distance and claiming exceptional circumstances* to the FIA


*a giant bag of Mercedes money

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Xisticide posted:

He can get one by doing the minimum testing distance and claiming exceptional circumstances* to the FIA


*a giant bag of Mercedes money

So basically become the biggest fraud since Nico?

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


wicka posted:

I think McLaren will have the third best car, behind Mercedes and Red Bull, and I expected Alonso to have a decent chance at the title if he did Alonso things and the Merc and Red Bull drivers took points off each other. With Rosberg out of the picture, though, I find it hard to believe this isn't Hamilton's title to lose.

This year was his to lose too, he still managed to lose it

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Toto would never let it happen. He would wipe the floor with Lewis because he's the greatest man alive, Surtees and Agostini reincarnated and combined even though neither one is dead yet, and the team dynamics would collapse.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Bill Burr's podcast is pretty good

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Toto would never let it happen. He would wipe the floor with Lewis because he's the greatest man alive, Surtees and Agostini reincarnated and combined even though neither one is dead yet, and the team dynamics would collapse.

You must have him confused with My Nando

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014

Nando and Rossi are cut from the same cloth my friend. Two glorious figures unequalled in perfection.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Brothers from another mother.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


GramCracker posted:

You must have him confused with My Nando

No, Rossi is alive, Nando is the living undead

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

poty posted:

... neutral British ...

that's a bit of an oxymoron.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

mrfart posted:

that's a bit of an oxymoron.

I'm British and I hate all British drivers.

Except Jensen, who was a man too good for this sport.

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Xisticide posted:

He can get one by doing the minimum testing distance and claiming exceptional circumstances* to the FIA


*a giant bag of Mercedes money
I thought they removed that clause?

But then it would be so FIA to leave in a line that invalidates the entire loving system.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Alain Post posted:

It is illegal and highly risky to post things like Poois Shamilton, Sebshitstain Vesmell, Pooderia Ferrari, ShitClaren, or Nico Fraudberg in this thread. Please do not post any of those things or anything like that.
How about Nicrap Tossberk, Poois Shamilton, Dumbbell Retardio, Shitbastian Vetsmell, Cacks Verstapooen, Dimmy Ripepoonani, Stinkio Pisses, Twatteri Bigass, Nicrap Hulkingturd, Fartnonce-o Alame-o, Fullapeepee Asshat, Craptoss Shites, Nobrain Grossjeans, Dunghill Ktwat, Jism Bumbum, Kumming Megashit, Failbaby Nasshol, Jolyon Palmer, Pisspool Waterline, Drivel Vanbore, Estebonk Gutsmellis, Carcass Elephantcum, Elastoplast Ohcock or Pee-o Hairyhands?

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Are all those from rivals.com? They got some ingenuity over there

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Payndz posted:

How about Nicrap Tossberk, Poois Shamilton, Dumbbell Retardio, Shitbastian Vetsmell, Cacks Verstapooen, Dimmy Ripepoonani, Stinkio Pisses, Twatteri Bigass, Nicrap Hulkingturd, Fartnonce-o Alame-o, Fullapeepee Asshat, Craptoss Shites, Nobrain Grossjeans, Dunghill Ktwat, Jism Bumbum, Kumming Megashit, Failbaby Nasshol, Jolyon Palmer, Pisspool Waterline, Drivel Vanbore, Estebonk Gutsmellis, Carcass Elephantcum, Elastoplast Ohcock or Pee-o Hairyhands?

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Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

wicka posted:

(THREAD WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
If I've killed the Worst Thread, I can go out on a high.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Mods rename me Jism Bumbum

Gmaz
Apr 3, 2011

New DLC for Aoe2 is out: Dynasties of India

Payndz posted:

Jolyon Palmer
Now that's just nasty.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Wow, turns out Riso was an actual Nazi. It's never the ones you expect...

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

wicka posted:

Wow, turns out Riso was an actual Nazi. It's never the ones you expect...

:lol: yeah he sure never gave any clues, always the quiet ones etc etc

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

wicka posted:

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Goon lives matter. Hands up dont probate.


(we really need some f1 news. This is going to be an epic silly season but since its all happening after abu dhabi there arent camera crews around to get our usual level of quotes and akward interviews)

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

poty posted:

I've reported hundreds of posts using the "Poois" insult and yet wicka is still at large... can we get a neutral British mod???

why? what do you get out of such pettyness?

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
He hoped he'd get wicka probated, surely

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

Khablam posted:

I'm British and I hate all British drivers.

Except Jensen, who was a man too good for this sport.

Jenson. And I'm still sad about the collapse of McLaren Dream Team 2016. Even (especially?) with a poo poo car they were still the greatest.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Payndz posted:

If I've killed the Worst Thread, I can go out on a high.

A high you'll be seeking for the rest of your life.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Does anyone here like Clive James' dry humour?

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
"Craptoss Shites" is good

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Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

simplefish posted:

Does anyone here like Clive James' dry humour?

Yes.

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