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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

This might be the biggest Thursday game ever. I can't think of a bigger one.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







kiimo posted:

This might be the biggest Thursday game ever. I can't think of a bigger one.

It's probably good its on a weeknight.

Less chance for the fans to get piss drunk before. It could get pretty loving violent if not.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

waitin all day on sunday thursday niiiiiiight

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

FizFashizzle posted:

It's probably good its on a weeknight.

Less chance for the fans to get piss drunk before. It could get pretty loving violent if not.

dude the gates open at noon. fans get an extra 3 hours of tailgating more than normal.

i doubt it gets violent though, it's in KC not Oakland.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







No Butt Stuff posted:

dude the gates open at noon. fans get an extra 3 hours of tailgating more than normal.

i doubt it gets violent though, it's in KC not Oakland.

Don't they have jobs there?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

FizFashizzle posted:

Don't they have jobs there?

Plenty of people will take off work and tailgate for 7 hours. I expect fans to be pretty rowdy piss drunk and loud.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Febreeze posted:

Devin Hester's opening kick return gets forgotten too often
Probably because it's overshadowed by Grossman playing like poo poo

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




FizFashizzle posted:

Purging coaches that could threaten him is basically classic John Fox.

Goddammit. I thought Vic said he'd never want to be a head coach?

If he does want to give it a shot, then fire or demote Fox and make Vic the HC.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

kiimo posted:

Disrespect is a powerful tool.

True, it got Donald Trump elected.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

FizFashizzle posted:

Don't they have jobs there?

https://twitter.com/titus_harambus/status/806516564954677251

This will literally get you out of work very easily in KC.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Frog Princess posted:

Michigan's Jake Butt wins award for top tight end.

Heh

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

No Butt Stuff posted:

https://twitter.com/titus_harambus/status/806516564954677251

This will literally get you out of work very easily in KC.

I have some questions.

Shouldn't the Chiefs be a chiefdom? If they are a kingdom, then who is the king?

Why does the letter capitalize Loudest Stadium in the World? Are they trying to trademark the term? Isn't the loudest stadium in the world Levi's whenever a plane flies into Mineta Airport?

Shouldn't something from the desk of Andy Reid have far more fried chicken grease stains and cake crumbs? You'd think they'd be unavoidable.

Anyway, looking forward to the obvious photoshops of this thing.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

shirts and skins posted:

I have some questions.

Shouldn't the Chiefs be a chiefdom? If they are a kingdom, then who is the king?

Why does the letter capitalize Loudest Stadium in the World? Are they trying to trademark the term? Isn't the loudest stadium in the world Levi's whenever a plane flies into Mineta Airport?

Shouldn't something from the desk of Andy Reid have far more fried chicken grease stains and cake crumbs?

Anyway, looking forward to the obvious photoshops of this thing.

Chiefdom is a stoner thing.

loudest crowdnoise stadium as measured by guiness

it's from his desk but not while he was sitting at it.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
New Vikings stadium will shatter that noise record one day

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Speaking of KC and D/ST scoring...

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/806561326910894080

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


I know it's easy to say now, but Todd Bowles always seemed to me like he was in way over his head as a head coach. He just doesn't really have much of presence.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
I hope the Raiders blow the doors off the Chiefs if we're being honest

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Cheap Trick souvenirs posted:

True, it got Donald Trump elected.

Depressingly true

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Intruder posted:

New Vikings stadium will shatter that noise record one day

I've been hearing this a lot--the new stadium is supposedly a beast for crowd noise.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Blitz7x posted:

I hope the Raiders blow the doors off the Chiefs if we're being honest

same, but the opposite, I'm being honest too

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I hope we also get Derek Carr to 4th and LOL

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

TheChirurgeon posted:

I've been hearing this a lot--the new stadium is supposedly a beast for crowd noise.
Of all the people to complain about the Vikings' stadium being too loud, it was one of their own players

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Blitz7x posted:

I hope the Raiders blow the doors off the Chiefs if we're being honest

Same, fam

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

fsif posted:

I know it's easy to say now, but Todd Bowles always seemed to me like he was in way over his head as a head coach. He just doesn't really have much of presence.
We hire the opposite of what we just fired and since Rex had "a presence", albeit a lovely one that continually got him crucified in the media, we went in the opposite direction.

I really don't care that Bowles let the media know before Fitz because whatever. It's not like they need to maintain the relationship; he's gone.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Blitz7x posted:

I hope the Raiders blow the doors off the Chiefs if we're being honest

:hfive:

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
loud stadium

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
N: The Cowboys were expecting Randy Gregory to practice this week, as even though it's apparently common knowledge he's getting a full-year suspension, the league hasn't informed the Cowboys as such, and so they were expecting him to get a 2-week practice exemption, only to have the league tell them that he can't practice until he's served all 14 games.
http://www.bloggingtheboys.com/2016...eason-drug-test

V: I expect that they will then prevent him from practicing or playing after that, but what the gently caress is the league doing?

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

Diva Cupcake posted:

We hire the opposite of what we just fired and since Rex had "a presence", albeit a lovely one that continually got him crucified in the media, we went in the opposite direction.

I really don't care that Bowles let the media know before Fitz because whatever. It's not like they need to maintain the relationship; he's gone.

So if they fire Bowles they'll hire the opposite.

Congrats to 2017 Jets coach Rob Ryan

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

schweens posted:

So if they fire Bowles they'll hire the opposite.

Congrats to 2017 Jets coach Rob Ryan
It'll have to be an offensive guy. Is Kyle Shanahan an rear end in a top hat? If so, he's in.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

FizFashizzle posted:

Don't they have jobs there?

Priorities vary in different cities.

KC is like Buffalo, what's the use of going to a job if nobody else is going to be there.


edit: KC is similar to Buffalo, minus folding table suplexes and urinal trough slip and slides

kiimo fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Dec 7, 2016

Naturally Selected
Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Kalli posted:

Players of the week

AFC
O - Andrew Luck
D - Eric Berry
S - Stephen Gostkowski
NFC
O - David Johnson
D - Akiem Hicks
S - Matt Prater

Hecker should probably have won NFC ST player. He's probably the only reason the Patriots didn't win by 50

So do these rankings not take into account anything but individual numbers?

Cause :lol: against that jets performance I'm pretty sure Gabbert could do about as well as luck did.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Intruder posted:

New Vikings stadium will shatter that noise record one day

Indoor stadiums are cheating :colbert:

The dumb record with Guinness is specifically for outdoor stadiums though, so really the only competitor is going to be Seattle until someone builds another noise generator.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

kiimo posted:

This might be the biggest Thursday game ever. I can't think of a bigger one.

final week of the season in 2007, patriots-giants when the patriots were 15-0

it was such a big game that senators were literally telling the nfl to put that poo poo on national tv and not their lovely network

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Diva Cupcake posted:

It'll have to be an offensive guy. Is Kyle Shanahan an rear end in a top hat? If so, he's in.

Not sure if he's a loudmouth rear end in a top hat though. Now Todd Haley on the other hand...

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Christ I don't even know you anymore. You should at least be cheering for a meteor or something.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

evilweasel posted:

final week of the season in 2007, patriots-giants when the patriots were 15-0

it was such a big game that senators were literally telling the nfl to put that poo poo on national tv and not their lovely network

That was a Thursday game? Also did it have playoff implications or just undefeated implications? Did it determine who wins a conference, who gets the 1 seed and the bye and the home field advantage?

Obviously it was more interesting.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Grittybeard posted:

Christ I don't even know you anymore. You should at least be cheering for a meteor or something.
I know I'll be :D

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Diva Cupcake posted:

It'll have to be an offensive guy. Is Kyle Shanahan an rear end in a top hat? If so, he's in.

You need a guy with super bowl experience.

Someone who helped develop a league MVP

Someone with an impeccable family name

Someone hungry to redeem their self.

That's right; you need mike Shula.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

I think we all want Oakland to win the SB.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The Rams are going 7-9.

Yes, they're 4-8 right now and haven't beaten anyone except the Jets in the worst 9-6 game ever concocted since October started, but hear me out.

Their remaining schedule is:

Falcons
@Seahawks
49ers
Cardinals

They've beaten the Cardinals and Seahawks already, and the 49ers haven't won since they played in week 1. It's going to happen, Jeff Fisher is going to go 7-9.

Jeff Fisher is not going to get fired

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