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Gaunab posted:Society really does a number on people when it comes to sex. It's incredible how many variations there are on this exact story. A guy gets all hosed up about the exact dimensions of his dick and throws away a good relationship with a woman who didn't care one way or the other about exact dong specs.
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Pick posted:It's incredible how many variations there are on this exact story. A guy gets all hosed up about the exact dimensions of his dick and throws away a good relationship with a woman who didn't care one way or the other about exact dong specs. She may not care, but she should know better than to go "Well, to be quite honest dude, your dick is small compared to all of my exs" Like, that should be basic tact to not compare your partner to your ex.
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Dec 8, 2016 04:41
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Yeah that's rude. Actually it's pretty rude to mention exes at all, unless there's some really pressing need.
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WampaLord posted:She may not care, but she should know better than to go "Well, to be quite honest dude, your dick is small compared to all of my exs" dick size is infinitely less important than butt strength. at least that's my impression.
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Dec 8, 2016 04:44
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Tears In A Vial posted:I've taken the ages out of the headline, because I think it'll be more fun if you discover them naturally. Poor girl, get THE gently caress away from this guy. It sounds like she's almost there, she just needs a little push. He lied twice (and probably many more times) to your face, and when you called him on the age thing of course he takes the "I'm insecure about it and I was afraid you'd hate me and wouldn't understand." This is a pretty common trick and if you look slightly into it he's basically saying that he lied to her because he loved her so much and couldn't bear the thought of losing her. And it subtly turns the accusation back onto her for judging him for his age. It's exactly what a piece of poo poo liar would say when they know the jig's up and it's damage control time. He even lied to her about the lady who used to be his girlfriend when it wasn't absolutely necessary, indicating that he isn't just a liar but a compulsive liar. Then changed the privacy settings on his facebook before more of his bullshit could be revealed. I know how these people work because I am a reformed lying piece of poo poo. These are all reasons he's a worthless oval office beyond the fact of the age difference, which would be enough all by itself.
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You guys want a story about dick size? here we go I [20M] hurt my girlfriend [30F] and now we're getting married [NSFW][new] It's a strange and complicated story. I'm 20, my girlfriend is 30 and we live together in an apartment. Last night we decided to have sex for the first time. For me, this was only my second time ever, and she hasn't dated in a long time, so she hasn't had sex in 7 or 8 years. It was bad, there was blood. At first I asked if she lied, if she's a 30 year old virgin (we live in Japan, so I wouldn't have been too surprised). She said no and laughed at me. She's not on her period, it ended over the weekend. But when I put it in, there was blood. She tried to endure, and we went for a while, but we had to stop. She said I was too big, and she was hurting too much. I was a little scared, I didn't understand what was happening. Am I too big for her? Am I not supposed to stick it in so far? But at the same time, maybe it's because for her it's been 7 years??? I know nothing about women's reproductive system. But I'm scared of hurting her. After we stopped, we just laid in the bed for a while. She was crying, and I was scared because I thought she was crying from the pain. But she wasnt. I asked if she was crying because she was scared that I would leave her because of this, she said yes. We held each other for a while, her crying into my chest. She's 30, and we live in Japan. By societal standards here, she's too old to get married. she's a Christmas cake. She thought she was going to be alone forever, but then I came along. I like her a lot, she likes me a lot. But I'm so young, I'm still a student. But she has a good job and makes enough money that if we were married I could continue being a student for a little while. I told her that I loved her, and that I don't want to leave her. I dont want her to be alone. And then, probably the craziest thing I've ever done in my life, I asked her to marry me. She said yes. We held each other for a while longer, she cried a little more and then we decided to take a warm bath and relax. We were probably in the bath for 2 or 3 hours just talking. We talked about a lot of things, but we also talking about getting married and we really want to do it. When, we don't know. Maybe in a little over a year when I finish school, or maybe do it in a few months but have a reception after I finish school. We don't know yet, we're probably crazy for doing this. But I'm scared if sex, because I hurt her. And I understand sex is an important part of a relationship. But also I'm 20, my sex drive is SUPER high. There's been days where I have masturbated 4 or 5 times. Sex is important, but I'm scared now and I don't want it to affect the relationship because everything else is going great. tl;dr - I had sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I hurt her and there was blood. I was scared, she cried because she thought I was going to leave and now we are engaged. I'm scared of what will happen the next time we have sex.
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She's a...Christmas cake?
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Tom Gorman posted:She's a...Christmas cake? Yeah I had to google that. quote:The cakes go on discount once Dec. 25 rolls around — a fact that gave birth to an unfortunate bit of old Japanese slang: "Christmas cake" was used to refer to an unmarried woman who was over 25 and thus, considered past her prime.
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Tom Gorman posted:She's a...Christmas cake? The meaning is a woman 25+ is past her prime and not great marriage material.
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I sometimes forget how sexist Japan can be.
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Pick posted:Yeah that's rude. Actually it's pretty rude to mention exes at all, unless there's some really pressing need. I remember when I was younger and much less wise, maybe 17. I was coming down off coke in a hot tub with my then-girlfriend, and I asked her who else she had been with that I knew (we went to the same high school). She gave me a cautious look and said "you really want to know?" I already had a horrible feeling but by then I was completely unable to stop myself, and hearing it upset me for days if not weeks. I learned so much from that relationship, that insecurity and desperation and jealousy are useless. If a girl is drifting away, let her drift. Desperation is the Most Unsexy Thing. At this point I have (pretty much) discarded jealousy. Either I can trust my significant other not to screw me over or we have no business being together. I feel absolutely nothing about her ex-boyfriends because either I am a better partner than them or I'm not, in which case we shouldn't be together either.
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I had a coworker whose brother married an older Japanese woman. He went to her family's house for dinner and her sister straight up asked him why he liked her because she's 'Christmas cake'. He was pretty shocked. After 25 you're no good.
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quote:My [33M] girlfriend [32F] keep lying to me about playing Pokemon GoRelationships
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:not only did you buy a terrible couch, you bought it from west elm??? It was my partner's decision! I told them it was a bad idea! I did all I could! I compromised because it wasn't worth fighting over! I didn't know West Elm had this reputation. Our friends recommended it because it suit our style. I grew up poor! I never bought furniture before! Everything I owned came from curb sides. I'm sorry.  That person who wants to pump up that person's butt just wants to make them butt famous. [Insert smiley here.]
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Dec 8, 2016 05:17
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Jenner defense: I was in the furniture business, it is almost impossible to tell a lovely couch from a well made couch unless someone tells you what to look for. All the signs show up AFTER it is in your house. Sagging, racking, creaking, cushions sliding off etc.
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Dec 8, 2016 05:25
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haha this is so miserable I regularly mock my girlfriend's interests to her face and now she feels like she has to conceal them from me, what the gently caress reddit??? How did this happen????
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sinking belle posted:haha this is so miserable is the gimmick here that she was cheating on him and hiding texts or is it NOPE JUST POKEMANS
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I used to mock my girlfriends interests to her face to make her conceal them from me. Everything was going great for me until she left and I became fat and a dumbass.
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Dec 8, 2016 05:46
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Japanese people live a long time. Why is 25 considered over the hill for women? I gotta wonder if theres more to it than just ageism. The older someone is, the more likely they are going to have a career, be independent, and hold their partner to a higher standard. This might weed out a ton of partners that seemed "good enough" in their twenties.
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Dec 8, 2016 05:54
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No its because the Japanese are terrified of each other
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I [21 F] want a guinea pig, my boyfriend [21 M] doesn't want one. We live separately. What do I do?
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gentle pete posted:I [21 F] want a guinea pig, my boyfriend [21 M] doesn't want one. We live separately. What do I do? Who was it earlier in the thread that said videogames are toxic to a relationship? quote:he plays HOURS upon HOURS of video games and wants me there while he plays. This makes me SO annoyed, because I don't have much to do and want to do my own thing. If I have plans with friends, then all is good, but I just HATE spending time in his room while he's playing games. He doesn't want me to leave and go to my place if he does. He also rarely makes plans with his friends. I know it's a hobby, and I know he loves it. I know he's allowed to play them and its not a biggie, but it still bugs me because I feel like I can't do anything but watch Netflix and sew (and who want's to do that for 3-6 hours a day?).
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Pick posted:It's incredible how many variations there are on this exact story. A guy gets all hosed up about the exact dimensions of his dick and throws away a good relationship with a woman who didn't care one way or the other about exact dong specs.  Did you not notice the part where she says they should try an open relationship?I agree you're talking about a common story, but I'm not sure this was a perfect example of it.
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Jenner posted:It was my partner's decision! I told them it was a bad idea! I did all I could! I compromised because it wasn't worth fighting over! I didn't know West Elm had this reputation. Our friends recommended it because it suit our style. I grew up poor! I never bought furniture before! Everything I owned came from curb sides. I'm sorry. drat. If you're going to pay too much for a couch, at least go to Room & Board.
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Panfilo posted:Japanese people live a long time. Why is 25 considered over the hill for women? You did catch that it's only women who are considered too old for marriage at that age? "Ageism" is not the word I'd use.
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i mean if it makes you feel any better the japanese are so picky and weird about who they're slowly dying out since everyone chose to gently caress egg vaginas and digital animes instead of each other
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Surely these tiny hairy rodents will solve my problems. I can pet them while my bf plays league of legends from 5pm to 2am.
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maybe she just wants something to crush while her spirits are being slowly pressure cooked in that tiny little bedroom with the pc fan whirring, lights off - blank stare on your lovers face
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if you think really hard, you can smell that place in your mind. you all know what it smells like.
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baked jizz and weed
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No Pants posted:drat. If you're going to pay too much for a couch, at least go to Room & Board. It was their money.  I used my influence to convince them to agree to this Amish furniture:    (I am not a photographer.) Anyway, I've derailed this thread enough with this. If you want to talk to me about my loving couch or my home and decor or whatever you can PM me or take your comments/questions to my thread about my couch. (I linked it earlier.) Doc Hawkins posted:You did catch that it's only women who are considered too old for marriage at that age? "Ageism" is not the word I'd use. It's definitely a kind of ism though. Is it safe to assume the two near-virgins need only learn a bit about foreplay, get loads of lube and establish good communication?
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Antivehicular posted:Yeah, I didn't want to be an rear end in a top hat about that story, but I was kind of thinking "so, uh, how long is he going to be able to stay in Australia pre-marriage? Or post-marriage, for that matter? Does he, like... have a job? Pretty sure Australia doesn't give out Grand Romantic Gesture Visas." Also, in an alternate universe, someone is posting in r/relationships about how her delusional ex found her even after she left the country, months after the relationship ended, and is still convinced they're "soulmates" and trying to propose, and HER FAMILY LET HIM IN WHAT THE gently caress Prospective marriage visa. It takes about 6 months to process for a US citizen and it doesn't give a poo poo about who you are, only that you can prove the relationship is genuine. it's a long wait but it's not hard.
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Nuebot posted:Raised by a single mother who worked two jobs just to keep us from being under the poverty line Its probably only half the story but what does that girl expect. "Stop drugs or ill break up with you also I flushed everything you had" Communication is key.
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54 40 or gently caress posted:That is completely hosed up and totally stupid Mods rename thread/forum/life pls.
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Pick posted:Yeah that's rude. Actually it's pretty rude to mention exes at all, unless there's some really pressing need. I mean there's "rude" and then there's "pointlessly exacerbating the bodily insecurity of someone with anxiety, over something that culture tells him is vitally important to his worth as a person"
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Welp, you wanted funny ones. Bolding is mine My girlfriend [22F] of 5 years performed at an amateur night at the strip club without telling me [21M] beforehand quote:I just received a call from my girlfriend letting me know that she went to an amateur night at a strip club that was 5 hours away. She went with a woman (ex-stripper or current stripper?) that she met at a coffee shop about a week ago during her lunch break. She participated in a wet t-shirt contest and she danced topless for 10 minutes and won a sum of money. I don't know how to feel about the situation...angry, happy, proud, sad.
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On the plus side, she should be more willing to strip for the guy, and I really can't see any downside.
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regular videogames are one thing, but mobas are a different story. they are poison
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