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I made it about halfway through before saying gently caress it and scrolling down to see how much was left. I honestly don't understand how anybody could write something like that and not realize just how punchable it makes them look.
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I can't decide whether the person who wrote that is a 30 year old smug rear end in a top hat or 70 year old smug rear end in a top hat.
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Palisader posted:I can't decide whether the person who wrote that is a 30 year old smug rear end in a top hat or 70 year old smug rear end in a top hat. Gonna go with 30 year old smug rear end in a top hat trying to sound like a 70 year old smug rear end in a top hat, with delusional memories of events before 1980. The Vaughan Williams thing is spot on though, can't argue with that point.
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Dec 10, 2016 15:33
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That has to be parody. It has to be.
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You'd think so, but it seems to be a gardening blog ran by a retired old British man. The last post is him saying he hasn't been updating much because he's fallen ill, but that he'll be back to posting pictures of his garden soon. That post was made in 2009. 
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Butt Detective posted:You'd think so, but it seems to be a gardening blog ran by a retired old British man. The last post is him saying he hasn't been updating much because he's fallen ill, but that he'll be back to posting pictures of his garden soon. Don't be sad, he's with Arnold Bax and half of the Beatles now. 
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Dec 10, 2016 16:07
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Yeah blame the Beatles and Bax for having to talk to that guy now.
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That was way too long and I didn't think there were British people that talked that way anymore That could have just been, "Went to B&Q, didn't like music, cared enough to talk to management who didn't give a gently caress because it was probably his music I was insulting, I wasted 45 minutes expecting music to change, now I like Janet Jackson"
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"Strewth!" quoth I, "yon audible assault 'pon my senses is truly beyond the pail!"
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I don't know if we should be questioning his judgment on what's annoying and depressing you guys. He's definitely an expert on the subject.
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This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!
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life is killing me posted:That was way too long and I didn't think there were British people that talked that way anymore If it was a huge chain, it probably wasn't even his music, it was handed down from Corporate. So waiting 45 minutes for the music to change is even more hilarious.
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Butt Detective posted:While trying to find details for a lyric-less song not on iTunes that I'd picked up with Shazam, I stumbled across this old blog post. quote:Britain is an island of gardeners and fine gardens,   
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Maw posted:Haha every word of that is more insufferable than the last poo poo that didn't happen.txt: every word of that is more insufferable than the last
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Whitlam posted:A few years ago a friend and I found a phone at a bus stop. We thought there was a decent chance it could belong to someone we knew since it was outside our high school, and it didn't have a passcode, so we opened it up and went into photos to see if we could recognise anyone. We couldn't, but there were many, many photos of drug making equipment and drugs, and a few selfies (lesson one of a burner phone: do not use it for selfies). We went into messages (because by that point we were straight up just snooping) and a heap of the conversations were deals, with quantities, times, and pickups listed. We dropped the phone to the police and showed them what was on it, who found it hysterical. I hope this is stdh otherwise 
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Verisimilidude posted:I hope this is stdh otherwise no you see they were hard drugs!
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I have never wanted to murder someone so badly before but that plant blog person needs to be gone from this earth
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:I have never wanted to murder someone so badly before but that plant blog person needs to be gone from this earth This is a really weird reaction to a retiree's blog.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:I have never wanted to murder someone so badly before but that plant blog person needs to be gone from this earth he's an old man who last posted nearly a decade ago, pretty sure if he's not gone already he will be soon
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being old is no excuse for writing like a huge rear end in a top hat imo
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:being old is no excuse for writing like a huge rear end in a top hat imo I kind of think it is. The point of retiring is not that you don't have to work anymore, it's that you no longer have to care what anyone thinks about what you say.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:being old is no excuse for writing like a huge rear end in a top hat imo Whats yours then?
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:I have never wanted to murder someone so badly before but that plant blog person needs to be gone from this earth But you DO admit to otherwise wanting to murder someone in general, albeit a little less than you want to murder an old man who was on his way out already? Showing this post to the cops, BRB
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Butt Detective posted:While trying to find details for a lyric-less song not on iTunes that I'd picked up with Shazam, I stumbled across this old blog post. The first half of this is a combination/rewrite of “parrot sketch“ and “cheese shop“ from Monty Python. poo poo that derivativelydidnt happen
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Dude, I can't hate old people.
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Palisader posted:I can't decide whether the person who wrote that is a 30 year old smug rear end in a top hat or 70 year old smug rear end in a top hat. I kept picturing John Deacon from Queen as he looks today  I always admire aging rock star types like Deacon and Charlie Watts who have the backbone to embrace their oldfartitude instead of trying for eternal youth
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Fathis Munk posted:I gotta ask, how common is it that people actually yell poo poo at the cinema in the US? Most theaters are quiet. Some theaters are not. Let's just say that Death at a Funeral (2010) in Watts, CA would be much louder than Death at a Funeral (2007) in Bangor, ME.
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I know this doesn't need to be said, but who puts their wife in their phone as "My Wife"?
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Tired Moritz posted:Who ride crocodiles Not speaking for the rest, but if you put a saddle on a giant crocodile, I would absolutely ride one.
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Leavemywife posted:I know this doesn't need to be said, but who puts their wife in their phone as "My Wife"? A big fan of Borat
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That "Oh really? What was your favorite part?" was the most hostile thing I've read all day. Edited for clarity.
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Palisader posted:That "Oh really? What was your favorite part?" was the most hostile thing I've read all day. I envision a woman stuck home with a migraine, miserable and hurting, and here comes Mr Bumblefark and screaming kids to make her day complete.
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the big book of British gardens
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we are the Funyuns posted:Most theaters are quiet. Some theaters are not. Let's just say that Death at a Funeral (2010) in Watts, CA would be much louder than Death at a Funeral (2007) in Bangor, ME. False. Every movie in Bangor (or any other rural population center) is punctuated by people saying, "Who is that guy? Is he the other guy's boss or what?" and "Why are they doing that again?" in the tones of people who have spent a lot of time using chainsaws.
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The last time I went to the theater in my rural hometown, there was just one guy yelling "I am Batman" every 10 minutes or so. It wasn't even a Batman movie
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Nostradingus posted:The last time I went to the theater in my rural hometown, there was just one guy yelling "I am Batman" every 10 minutes or so. It wasn't even a Batman movie Sorry I didn't realize I was being so loud
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An reverse viewpoint: My employer shared a fake email from me on Facebook.
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