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HardDiskD posted:if a movie like that ever existed, it has probably been focus-tested to have them end up together They have a kid and open up their relationship, what else are the long-running worst advice jokes that happen to them?
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C-SPAN Caller posted:They have a kid and open up their relationship, what else are the long-running worst advice jokes that happen to them? berth ell pup?
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Dec 12, 2016 17:39
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C-SPAN Caller posted:Is there a comedy movie involving two people passive aggressively trying to break up with each other in comedically larger stakes as both just dig in further, and the movie ends with them both miserable Isn't this How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days? Except I guess the dude isn't trying to break up with her. But it's halfway there.
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Dec 12, 2016 17:39
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loquacius posted:There was that sequence from The Graduate where the main character is pressured into going on a date with Mrs Robinson's daughter but has no interest in her so he takes her on the worst date possible so she'll leave him alone
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Dec 12, 2016 17:44
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:They look at each other like "wtf did we do" in the end so at least there's some realism. The graduate is sort of a horror movie, if you think about it. The man suggesting I do "plastics" haunts my nightmares. I rewatched The Graduate right around when I actually graduated college and a lot of it still rings true and agreed its ending is loving fantastic
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Dec 12, 2016 17:45
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TROIKA CURES GREEK posted:Saying a gay ex put more effort in than him is a bitchy thing to say though, it's weird how people here think they know everything after reading a short biased one sided account of the situation. For all we know she put on 100 pounds in the last year. Or the guy's an rear end in a top hat. Or they're both terrible I think everyone mostly assumes both parties in most posts are awful in some way (cause everyone is), but we only have so much information to go on and it's a lot more fun to be judgmental about what you have than it is to shrug and give up. Also, be fair man. They're both probably really fat and ugly.
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gently caress just telling the parents, I'd be telling the loving police and yeah, also just running away from the knife I mean that seems pretty obviously the play
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C-SPAN Caller posted:Is there a comedy movie involving two people passive aggressively trying to break up with each other in comedically larger stakes as both just dig in further, and the movie ends with them both miserable The Break Up maybe? They break up and become petty or its the other way around, and iirc they dont end up back together at least. 
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My (24F) partner (23M) is getting popular on Twitch and it's killing something we used to love doing together. [relationships]quote:Info: We've (24F and 23M) been exclusive for about 6 months, and we've been involved for about a year.
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Dec 12, 2016 18:29
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HardDiskD posted:My (24F) partner (23M) is getting popular on Twitch and it's killing something we used to love doing together. [relationships] Someone contact forums superstar Putty for input here
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Dec 12, 2016 18:33
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HardDiskD posted:My (24F) partner (23M) is getting popular on Twitch and it's killing something we used to love doing together. [relationships] Agh gently caress it almost hurts to see someone be so insecure. Like, no you loving idiot she's not saying you're a worthless loser nerd she just wants to actually spend time with you instead of being sent away.
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Dec 12, 2016 18:37
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This couple is blazing a trail on what is sure to be hot relationship issue in the coming years.
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He'd probably get way more viewers if she was in the shots. And also the video thumbnails. Unless she's ugly
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HardDiskD posted:My (24F) partner (23M) is getting popular on Twitch and it's killing something we used to love doing together. [relationships] why is she posting about this online she seems to have her feelings sorted out pretty well, the correct answer is "ok, tell him that. Take that thing you just said to us, and say it to him."
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That dude is an ingrate and needs to appreciate his nice head scratching snack making game watching girlfriend and not a bunch of presumably grotesque twitch voyeurs
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loquacius posted:why is she posting about this online b-but she has to protects his feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings 
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HardDiskD posted:My (24F) partner (23M) is getting popular on Twitch and it's killing something we used to love doing together. [relationships] Dude is an immature idiot and is losing his girlfriend over his very poor Twitch streaming decisions. He also doesn't understand that he would have double the viewers/donations if his girlfriend was even sitting in the background of his stream and reading a book, let alone interacting with the desperate dudes watching him play Overwatch or whatever.
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Dude is an rear end in a top hat for taking an opportunity to apologize and fix the issue and instead act like he's the victim. "Sorry I'm such a nerd" is a total dick move. Now she feels like she has to build him back up even though she's the one being wronged here.
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HardDiskD posted:b-but she has to protects his feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings It's not even anything he should have a problem hearing, he's probably all set up to hear "I don't want you to stream anymore" or even "video games are for children" and should be relieved as hell that all she wants is to not be put in quarantine like a leper
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:He also doesn't understand that he would have double the viewers/donations if his girlfriend was even sitting in the background of his stream and reading a book, let alone interacting with the desperate dudes watching him play Overwatch or whatever. That was my first thought. She must be really ugly if he doesn't want her on stream.
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Older sibling (29 M) pulled knife on me (26 M) WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I dunno, I feel like runnign away is probably a better option especially if the person wielding the knife is telling you to get out of their home In theory, maybe. OP was already amped up about the confrontation and may have made a snap decision. Anger + Arenaline + Threat to life = a lot of different outcomes.Or maybe he secretly wanted a minor injury so he could point out that his brother was actually deranged but got more than he bargained for. Who knows? 
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WampaLord posted:Dude is an rear end in a top hat for taking an opportunity to apologize and fix the issue and instead act like he's the victim. Yep. This is the same passive aggressive poo poo my ex-wife would pull with the not real apology. With her it was "I'm sorry you feel that way"
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datajugend posted:The Break Up maybe? They break up and become petty or its the other way around, and iirc they dont end up back together at least. She doesn't want him to do the dishes. She wants him to want to do the dishes.
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lol @ the twitch guy fatally misunderstanding the twitch audience. Having a girl appear on a twitch stream greatly boosts it's popularity, unless he's specifically marketing himself as a gay streamer or something. If he wasn't such a dweeb, he could've had it all !
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nexous posted:That was my first thought. She must be really ugly if he doesn't want her on stream. It's much more likely he's a huge nerdy rear end bitch who thinks that streaming video games isn't "for girls" and feels embarrassed to have a FEMALE on his stream than OP being ugly or some such.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:It's much more likely he's a huge nerdy rear end bitch who thinks that streaming video games isn't "for girls" and feels embarrassed to have a FEMALE on his stream than OP being ugly or some such. I think those two scenarios are at the most equally likely. It's not that hard to believe that a dude obsessed with a specific video game and people watching him do it might be ugly and/or have an ugly girlfriend...
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well why not posted:lol @ the twitch guy fatally misunderstanding the twitch audience. Having a girl appear on a twitch stream greatly boosts it's popularity, unless he's specifically marketing himself as a gay streamer or something. Basically. *Is a dude playing an idiot Blizzard game or something.* *Suddenly a girl appears in the background. She looks like she just woke up and is wearing PJ's. She gets a bowl of cereal* Chat: GIRL GRILL who's that?? hey grill!! SUB HYPE RAISE YOUR DONGERS whos that girl! Bonerlord99 can I play with your team? I LIKE BOOBS Dose she play overwatch??? GRILL SMOKING HOT GRILL I hate the manager at my work I hope Trump kicks that beaner out MAGA!!! Is that your gf bonerlard99? THEIRS A GIRL
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Don't play video games once you're over about 12 It's not worth it And for the love of God, girls, stop watching guys play video games. That is the ultimate sign of… I don't even know, lack of self-worth
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I mean, unless it is a game like Illbleed where the controls are terrible so you don't actually want to play it, but it is totally worth it for cork goes to hell
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Pick posted:Don't play video games once you're over about 12 you cannot stop me from overwatching I am very good and powerful at it
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Troposphere posted:you cannot stop me from overwatching I am very good and powerful at it That is advice for men with girlfriends, don't worry, you are still allowed to kiss widow maker when she shows up on the screen
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I have a gold gun pick do you have a gold gun I don't think so winning
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Pick posted:Don't play video games once you're over about 12 what troposphere said
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Pick posted:That is advice for men with girlfriends, don't worry, you are still allowed to kiss widow maker when she shows up on the screen good,good carry on
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golden guns are tacky
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HardDiskD posted:golden guns are tacky gonna stab you with the big golden knife on my freeze gun scrub don't test me
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Dec 12, 2016 19:25
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My last girlfriend liked to watch me play games sometimes I'm sorry for being a patriarchy.
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I like people asking permission to break up. My girlfriend [24f] basically catfished me [28m] to see if I'd cheat. I'm furious and don't know if this is grounds for breaking up or not. quote:Me and Samantha have been together for 4 and a half years. We live together and have a generally great life, and are very happy together. No details on what he's said to these made-up women though.
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Troposphere posted:gonna stab you with the big golden knife on my freeze gun scrub don't test me come at me bro
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