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Big Mean Jerk posted:But what kind of foreheads will we see? Or will it be the return of "vague blackface with copious spiritgum beards"? I hope it's TOS-style, only replace all the tasselled baldrics with serapes and make the moustaches luxuriantly oiled. The Klingons just keep trying to sneak into the Federation, those lazy bastards! With their warrior hats which are vividly decorated and made of straw! Perhaps we can finally meet that historic figure, Konza'leHs, the quick.
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I think everyone got laid in TNG except for Geordi. Which is hilarious and also makes a lot of sense.
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Doctor Butts posted:I think everyone got laid in TNG except for Geordi. Which is hilarious and also makes a lot of sense. Does the holodeck not count?
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Rhyno posted:Does the holodeck not count? You're right, you're right, the holodeck got laid too
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He definitely did something to that Holo Brahms.
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Pretty sure Wesley didn't, either.
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Pakled posted:Pretty sure Wesley didn't, either. Nah, he and Lefler totally banged.
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Pakled posted:Pretty sure Wesley didn't, either. His first girlfriend was a shapeshifter. So even if she stayed in teen-girl form, in the back of his mind, he'd still know he's boning this:  But hey, I don't know, maybe he'd be into that.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:oh my god https://twitter.com/TNG_S8/status/276755160481550336
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Big Mean Jerk posted:oh my god Data can't exist in the mirror universe, he would either get blown up for being a pussy rear end bitch when the discover him or he would learn, then go full Terminator and conquer the whole Terran Empire since he is by all measurable statistics, better and more suited to rule.
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MrJacobs posted:Data can't exist in the mirror universe, he would either get blown up for being a pussy rear end bitch when the discover him or he would learn, then go full Terminator and conquer the whole Terran Empire since he is by all measurable statistics, better and more suited to rule. Having no emotions, he doesn't have any desire to rule. He's also practically unkillable, making him the ideal second-in-command. Lore, on the other hand, is the only hippy pacifist who can survive the mirror federation.
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Dec 12, 2016 23:50
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Big Mean Jerk posted:oh my god Dark Admiral Hipperriker redesign looking good.
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Dec 12, 2016 23:52
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Big Mean Jerk posted:But what kind of foreheads will we see? Or will it be the return of "vague blackface with copious spiritgum beards"? There is a zero percent chance we'll see TOS style Klingots, even though that IS canon for the era, which is a shame. But if by some miracle they DID, I"ll be willing to give this show a major, major pass on just about anything else.
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Dec 12, 2016 23:55
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An objectively better troi costume than any of her catsuits.
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Dec 12, 2016 23:58
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They never should have acknowledged the foreheads being different beyond that joke in Trials and Tribble-ations.
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Dec 12, 2016 23:58
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Pakled posted:They never should have acknowledged the foreheads being different beyond that joke in Trials and Tribble-ations. Shockingly the Enterprise episode that explains it is quite good.
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Rhyno posted:Shockingly the Enterprise episode that explains it is quite good. The only things I remember about them is that it took too loving long for them to have Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince on one of these shows and that nobody needed a two parter to explain where Klingon ridges come from
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Big Mean Jerk posted:oh my god Elektra Troi lookin' good.
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I love how no one has sleeves. Is every random ensign on the crew sporting sleeveless uniforms to show off their regulation beefy arms?
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Baronjutter posted:I love how no one has sleeves. Is every random ensign on the crew sporting sleeveless uniforms to show off their regulation beefy arms? Let's not forget 
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Every thermostat is five degrees higher in the mirror universe because they're less environmentally conscious and thus don't mind wasting energy as much.
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Pakled posted:Every thermostat is five degrees higher in the mirror universe because they're less environmentally conscious and thus don't mind wasting energy as much. I actually waste energy on purpose because I'm evil so I have to go sleeveless to compensate. *Twirls
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I'm just noticing there must be a huge fan under the tactical console blowing Troi's hair and outfit. Also I thought there was no mirror universe TNG because the Terran Empire fell shortly after the classic series due to Spock going soft. In DS9 humans have been enslaved for like a century.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Or will it be the return of "vague blackface with copious spiritgum beards"? I want this so bad. Have Bryan Cranston guest star as an obnoxious conteporary of Kor, just give him the same makeup as Breaking Bad covered with a brown spray tan. Probably impossible, considering they're blowing their monetary wad on the effects. It WOULD make Trek cosplay affordable again, too.. those foreheads cost money!
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Baronjutter posted:Also I thought there was no mirror universe TNG because the Terran Empire fell shortly after the classic series due to Spock going soft. In DS9 humans have been enslaved for like a century. Maybe this is the mirror universe of an alternate timeline. Or an alternate timeline of the mirror universe, which sounds like it'd be a subtly different thing somehow.
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CharlieWhiskey posted:You're right, you're right, the holodeck got laid too Let's unpack this a bit. Does someone having sex with a holo character qualify as the holodeck getting laid? Also, since costumes, when worn, are brought in from the outside, it would stand to reason anything people bring has to come back out. Soooo... who wipes down the loads?
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TheBigAristotle posted:Let's unpack this a bit. Does someone having sex with a holo character qualify as the holodeck getting laid? Technically it's the computer getting laid if anything. Also the ship is self cleaning. Like your oven. Also ewww.
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TheBigAristotle posted:Also, since costumes, when worn, are brought in from the outside, it would stand to reason anything people bring has to come back out. Soooo... who wipes down the loads? Your questions have already been answered by our own Zack Parsons. http://www.somethingawful.com/news/blue-stripe-life-4/
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TheBigAristotle posted:Let's unpack this a bit. Does someone having sex with a holo character qualify as the holodeck getting laid? The answer for the holosuites in DS9 is much easier: Rom
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Big Mean Jerk posted:oh my god I would follow them to whatever end.
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Baronjutter posted:I'm just noticing there must be a huge fan under the tactical console blowing Troi's hair and outfit. Also I thought there was no mirror universe TNG because the Terran Empire fell shortly after the classic series due to Spock going soft. In DS9 humans have been enslaved for like a century. A mirror universe episode of TNG would just be a guns-and-tits retread of "Yesterday's Enterprise." The Enterprise is one of the last ships that stands between the Alliance and Earth!
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Pakled posted:Pretty sure Wesley didn't, either. The Traveler.  Nessus posted:In Federation holodecks I imagine your surplus sex juices are broken down the same way that you apparently get rid of dishes and table scraps by putting them back in the replicator. Seems like it'd be pretty easy for the forcefield and illusion room to have a self-cleaning mode. Yep, Rom had to mop out the holosuites.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:oh my god Instead of drinking tea in his ready room, Mirror Picard is always deadlifting.
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twistedmentat posted:Instead of drinking tea in his ready room, Mirror Picard is always deadlifting. Not just mirror Picard. 
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Powered Descent posted:His first girlfriend was a shapeshifter. So even if she stayed in teen-girl form, in the back of his mind, he'd still know he's boning this: ...eh, worth it to bang a shapeshifter. Oh wait they have a holodeck, you could just go inside and never leave.
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 Someone translate this. I know one of you can read Klingon.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:oh my god I'm the captain who wears his boots on the wrong feet. What are you gonna do about it?
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Nessus posted:In Federation holodecks I imagine your surplus sex juices are broken down the same way that you apparently get rid of dishes and table scraps by putting them back in the replicator. Seems like it'd be pretty easy for the forcefield and illusion room to have a self-cleaning mode.
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