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turn left hillary!! noo posted:I'm the captain who wears his boots on the wrong feet. What are you gonna do about it? Um, it's called the Mirror Universe for a reason. 
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How was it that the "bodily functions x holodeck" discussion ended up a thread or two ago? Something about Riker taking a holo-dump and Barclay having to clean it up
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Big Mean Jerk posted:
I don't read Klingon but that must be a new font because I didn't recognize the language
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Timby posted:Not just mirror Picard. Yep. To tickets to the phaser show!
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Big Mean Jerk posted:
That looks nothing like Klingon. 
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Big Mean Jerk posted:
Lor'em i'ps'um d'o'lor s'it a'm'e't
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Nessus posted:In Federation holodecks I imagine your surplus sex juices are broken down the same way that you apparently get rid of dishes and table scraps by putting them back in the replicator. Seems like it'd be pretty easy for the forcefield and illusion room to have a self-cleaning mode. I'm imagining Rom in that scene from It's Always Sunny in the sauna.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:But what kind of foreheads will we see? Or will it be the return of "vague blackface with copious spiritgum beards"? they got a big enough budget to do it right, jesus Doctor Butts posted:I think everyone got laid in TNG except for Geordi. Which is hilarious and also makes a lot of sense. Geordi got laid in Transfigurations. Pakled posted:They never should have acknowledged the foreheads being different beyond that joke in Trials and Tribble-ations. I honestly think it would have been funnier to just take the ridges off Michael Dorn while they were in the 23rd century. No explanation, no comments, not even a single sideways glance. And the instant they're back in the 24th century, boom, he's got his ridges back, and again not a single word said about it. I think it would have been more clever, and it would have completely driven the compulsive canoneers (who have to try to stitch every single loving thing together) right up the loving wall. Although, on second thought, it would probably have confused a lot of stupid people in the audience. I mean, my god, they supposedly got angry letters from people asking why they'd blown up Captain Picard and the Enterprise-D in The Jem'Hadar... Knormal posted:But you know with how the Federation handles automation that they have self-aware Emergency Janitorial Hologram who is only activated to clean up messes then plunged back into the ether. how do you loving scrubs not know there's a guy who does that poo poo
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Knormal posted:But you know with how the Federation handles automation that they have self-aware Emergency Janitorial Hologram who is only activated to clean up messes then plunged back into the ether. They also erase his mind after each sequence, like on Westworld. A kindness to spare them knowledge of their awful reality.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:oh my god
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Mirror Soong must have agonized for ages over how buff to make Data. Unless Mirror Soong is swole as hell, too
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Mirror Soong was probably buff as poo poo and just made Data in his own image.
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Cojawfee posted:Mirror Soong was probably buff as poo poo and just made Data in his own image. He programmed him to have to work for it... his positronic gainz.
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Fully functional and programmed in multiple crossfit techniques.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:
That looks like the made up Star Wars language... Edit: this: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Aurebesh I guess it's not quite the same... closer than Klingon, though FuturePastNow fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Dec 13, 2016 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:I love how everyone is buff and even Buff Data has cutoffs Star Trek: Hardbody Bodyguards Written by Mac and Charlie
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Big Mean Jerk posted:oh my god ugh now I want to find this so I can see just how terrible the art is and how much they ripped off from the old "Dark Mirror" book
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:ugh now I want to find this so I can see just how terrible the art is and how much they ripped off from the old "Dark Mirror" book You'll be able to get in the first Saturday in May.
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Simply marvel at the sheer number of mirror Picard incarnations; my personal favorite is "genocides all the 1st season antagonists" Picard.
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"In one possible permutation of the mirror universe in which the Terran Empire survived into the late 24th century which was encountered through a quantum fissure in 2380, Captain Picard was in command of the ISS Enterprise-E. At that time, his first officer was Lore, who attained that position by assassinating William T. Riker, while his chief engineer was Miles O'Brien" Data earned those guns
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It could be terrible but I'm interested going by the cover alone. I always wish they did a mirror TNG episode.
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Wait why are there vegetarians when food is replicated? I get it when you're killing things but it's just reconstituted atoms.
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Maybe they just don't like the taste of mea- haha I'm just kidding.
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Grand Fromage posted:Wait why are there vegetarians when food is replicated? I get it when you're killing things but it's just reconstituted atoms. Health reasons and religion, I'd say primarily. Other than that I dunno. Especially in the case of Vulcans.
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Grand Fromage posted:Wait why are there vegetarians when food is replicated? I get it when you're killing things but it's just reconstituted atoms.
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Grand Fromage posted:Wait why are there vegetarians when food is replicated? I get it when you're killing things but it's just reconstituted atoms. The replicator creates a full living cow, then recycles everything but a steak.
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Tunicate posted:The replicator creates a full living cow, then recycles everything but a steak. The food would probably taste better if the replicator displayed a live feed of this replicated cow and you had to watch as the computer cut your steak out of the cow and then vaporized what was left.
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Tunicate posted:The replicator creates a full living cow, then recycles everything but a steak. That's the particularly erotic chapter in my journal.
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Powered Descent posted:That looks nothing like Klingon. Looks like Klingon in a different font to me.
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WickedHate posted:It could be terrible but I'm interested going by the cover alone. I always wish they did a mirror TNG episode. Lore and the occasional possession story aside (which was also nearly always Data), TNG just didn't seem to have the ham level necessary to pull it off. They all came across as pleasant co-workers just being themselves. DS9, on the other hand, they probably had a "minimum number of Evil Episodes per season" clause in their contracts.
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Knormal posted:But you know with how the Federation handles automation that they have self-aware Emergency Janitorial Hologram who is only activated to clean up messes then plunged back into the ether. Programming that must have been fun. "Greetings. What is my function?" 'You mop jizz.' "Oh my god."
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OAquinas posted:Programming that must have been fun. Given the rate at which Federation computers are spontaneously generating sapient AIs, this is probably not a stretch. It gets real dark when you think about the programs that have to operate in the simulations themselves. What I'm saying is: there should have been a Doctor episode of Voyager where he frees all of the sex AIs and destroys the holodeck once and for all. It would be like Taxi Driver, but with a urbane AI as Travis Bickle. Harry would be that guy that gets half his hand blown off in the rampage at the end.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:oh my god Deanna Troi, fresh from posing for Free-To-Play MMO ads. "Come play, My Lord."
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Doctor Butts posted:I think everyone got laid in TNG except for Geordi. Which is hilarious and also makes a lot of sense. He got laid in the S3 episode "Transfigurations," when the alien John Doe fixes the part of Geordi's brain that makes him a creeper and repel women.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:
Sorry, that's the Stargate constellation glyph language With NuKhan setting the precedent for interplanetary transporters, the all-Chinese crew of the Divine Ship just transport back home to Beijing at the end of the day and share a meal of panda meat
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So I've been rewatching TOS lately, and I just finished the first alternate universe episode, and I'm curious about something: if the mirror universe is populated by evil versions of all the "good guys," are there also good versions of all the villains? With all the mirror universe stuff in the novels and such, there has to some sort of precedent for that, right?
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Jellymouth posted:So I've been rewatching TOS lately, and I just finished the first alternate universe episode, and I'm curious about something: if the mirror universe is populated by evil versions of all the "good guys," are there also good versions of all the villains? With all the mirror universe stuff in the novels and such, there has to some sort of precedent for that, right? I've always wondered the same thing. Does Mirror Dukat operate an actual, not euphemistic Bajoran orphanage? Is Mirror Khan a
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Jellymouth posted:So I've been rewatching TOS lately, and I just finished the first alternate universe episode, and I'm curious about something: if the mirror universe is populated by evil versions of all the "good guys," are there also good versions of all the villains? With all the mirror universe stuff in the novels and such, there has to some sort of precedent for that, right? I don't think it has ever really worked like that. The mirror universe is more just an alternate timeline where poo poo got real rough and stayed that way rather than turning around like in the main universe, and the people there reflect that. I would just read it as an alternate universe where poo poo sucks rather than as an actual mirror image. The title isn't literal. Mirror Spock bears out this reading I think.
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