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loquacius posted:My wife told me a story about a recurring nightmare she had as a kid involving a mysteriously-appearing bottomless well covered in creepy rubber hands, until in one instance of it her dream-mom told her to just give the hands a handshake and get over it. So she did, and never had the dream again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIVIDmuJZLI
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Dreams are cool. My non anon confession is that most of my dreams are really boring dad-tier dreams. Like my son dropped something in the toilet and I have to fish it out, and the weird dream part that makes it at all different from my current reality is that after scooping it out it slips out of my hands back into the toilet so I have to get it one more time. What the hell, I used to be able to fly or get chased by monsters
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Dec 13, 2016 03:02
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loquacius posted:oh right, Putty wrote a confession claiming to be Jastiger but really he wants everyone to go to his Youtube channel Post it so I can sue for libel.
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Dec 13, 2016 03:57
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Jastiger posted:Post it so I can sue for libel. I think you mean plagarism there grandpa
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Dec 13, 2016 04:04
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no it's slander
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Dec 13, 2016 04:07
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Its actually russian hacking but ok.
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Dec 13, 2016 04:23
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quote:I met someone at a party and neglected to get their phone number. is it considered acceptable to friend them on facebook for the purposes of asking them out on a date? go for it bud, worst they can do is click decline which is a pretty harmless way to put you exactly where you are rn I facebook-friended my current wife before I had her number, it's fairly standard quote:I've worked as part of the wwe road crew touring team for around 15 years now and love my job. I could write endless stories of poo poo I've seen. The environment is awesome and everyone is like family since we are constantly touring. First one was kinda short and I'm sitting on a big batch of 'feshes so here's a threefer quote:I have a good life and fantasize all the time about utterly destroying it. We've all been there Some days you want to just quit your job and sit in your garage all day playing guitar and smoking weed
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Dec 13, 2016 04:27
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Cumslut1895 posted:I legit had a "showed up to school naked" dream yup. i've had the teeth falling out many times when i was a kid and didn't know what the gently caress and felt hopeless and useless. i also had the "showed up for school with no pants and there's an exam" one at age 33. thirty-fuckin-three and i'm dreaming about loving high school
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Dec 13, 2016 05:11
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Clockwerk posted:Dreams are cool. My non anon confession is that most of my dreams are really boring dad-tier dreams. Like my son dropped something in the toilet and I have to fish it out, and the weird dream part that makes it at all different from my current reality is that after scooping it out it slips out of my hands back into the toilet so I have to get it one more time. What the hell, I used to be able to fly or get chased by monsters I usually have wild dreams except when I'm on vacation I have unbelievably ordinary dreams, like I'm just standing around doing boring work or somethingg
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Dec 13, 2016 05:14
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Radical and BADical! posted:yup. i've had the teeth falling out many times when i was a kid and didn't know what the gently caress and felt hopeless and useless. Wait until you're over 40...
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Dec 13, 2016 05:17
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26 and I had high school dreams all night last night. Weirdly they always take place on the first day of my final year and I'm never actually in class
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Dec 13, 2016 06:18
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Does anyone else ever have that dream where something terrible rises from Deep water and pierces your heart with a spear of icy darkness and tells you that you shall be a prophet of the elder gods and bring destruction to all you love?
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Dec 13, 2016 06:32
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I sometimes have dreams my hometown is and always was a crazy metropolis bigger than new York and with crazy lava tubes
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Dec 13, 2016 06:40
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Cumslut1895 posted:Does anyone else ever have that dream where something terrible rises from Deep water and pierces your heart with a spear of icy darkness and tells you that you shall be a prophet of the elder gods and bring destruction to all you love? Little bit.
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Dec 13, 2016 07:57
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Cumslut1895 posted:Does anyone else ever have that dream where something terrible rises from Deep water and pierces your heart with a spear of icy darkness and tells you that you shall be a prophet of the elder gods and bring destruction to all you love? ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Cumslut1895 posted:Does anyone else ever have that dream where something terrible rises from Deep water and pierces your heart with a spear of icy darkness and tells you that you shall be a prophet of the elder gods and bring destruction to all you love? This but it stabs me in the butt.
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Dec 13, 2016 08:59
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Does anyone else have the dream where nobody ever tries to tell you about their dreams? That's the best dream.
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Dec 13, 2016 10:11
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I like hearing about people's dreams when they take less than five seconds to tell you about them and don't go on about how The Weirdest they were
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Dec 13, 2016 10:23
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Does anyone else have the dream where nobody ever tries to tell you about their dreams? That's the best dream. What if it's a sexy dream and they're really good at telling stories
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Dec 13, 2016 10:26
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KomodoWagon posted:What if it's a sexy dream and they're really good at telling stories They almost never are though. 99% of the time the dream you are going to hear describes is either over the top ~wacky~+weird or over the top violent, and 100% of the time they are embellishing or flat out fabricating things when they notice you are losing interest.
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Dec 13, 2016 10:29
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Rate my dream plz: Halle Berry sicked my duck. Balls too
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Dec 13, 2016 10:32
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gay goon from last page: I have some sympathy, but holy poo poo you absolutely can keep your hands to yourself. stop touching folks who don't want touching
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Dec 13, 2016 10:50
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Closetfag goon, you basically continously molested an unwilling guy who was supposed to be your friend and got mad that he wouldnt cater to your self delusions about a relationship. Your friend had the pateince of a saint and you should  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 13, 2016 11:27
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KomodoWagon posted:Rate my dream plz: i'd like to hear more about this dream pls
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Dec 13, 2016 13:16
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I don't dream Is that sad?
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Audax posted:I don't dream Yes, dreams can be fun or also terrifying.
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Dec 13, 2016 14:07
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sinking belle posted:26 and I had high school dreams all night last night. Weirdly they always take place on the first day of my final year and I'm never actually in class Its been 29 years since I graduated from boot camp and at least once per month I'll have a dream that the Marine Corps scooped me up and sent my fat, broken rear end back to MCRD.
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Dec 13, 2016 14:07
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I dream about being at work and that really sucks.
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Dec 13, 2016 14:09
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wernox posted:Its been 29 years since I graduated from boot camp and at least once per month I'll have a dream that the Marine Corps scooped me up and sent my fat, broken rear end back to MCRD. dude that sounds awful. constant stress can do some hosed up things to the human psyche
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Dec 13, 2016 14:27
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I once dreamed that I had to kill Ed McMahon to keep the vampires from turning him and using his power for evil.
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Dec 13, 2016 14:38
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:I once dreamed that I had to kill Ed McMahon to keep the vampires from turning him and using his power for evil. Did you succeed???? 
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quote:I work for a major multi-national company. A year ago, I was on a team with 4 other people and we created a fancy report that automates a lot of work. You click a macro and, in the course of about 5 minutes, the report does what was taking people an hour or more to do. I say "we", but I really did jack poo poo on the conference calls we had. I know nothing about programming or excel, I just learned what a macro was months after the report was done, and I have no idea how this thing actually works or how to improve or fix anything. is your job title "engineer" because if it is, figuring out how to fix poo poo you didn't build and don't know how it works is like half the job  I dunno, I think your options are (a) nut up and fix it (b) email one of the 4 other people asking for advice (c) ask someone else for help and be prepared to give them tons of credit or (d) fail miserably take yer pick quote:I am currently dating a much younger woman and have to be really careful who I tell this to for fear of scorn. marrying women who are way too young is a time-honored tradition among the Jesus-enthusiast community, I wouldn't worry THAT much about what your parents think, but yeah you're presumably also a virgin at age 36 unless you're divorced so some anxiety around sexual performance is to be expected. Just communicate really well. I'm sure at the wise mature age of 19 she'll be awesome at that. fake-edit: Me[36M] with my GF[19F], she has become a mature woman and I am worried she is starting to have sexual expectations doing another threefer, got a backlog quote:Following up from a previous confession - I'm the guy who really likes Dragonball and was considering doing the fusion dance at my wedding. awww good for you guys 
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Dec 13, 2016 15:01
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You were over twice her age when you started dating, you creep.
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Dec 13, 2016 15:11
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You have a long distance relationship with a 19 year old girl who's in college. If you don't have sex with her, someone else sure will.
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Dec 13, 2016 15:14
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36M: open the relationship and have a baby more seriously, your options are probably nut up or split. is she interested in no sex before marriage? cause it doesn't sound like it and that's one of them there "irreconcilable differences" that you hear about. if you're serious about it, talk, don't pressure your viewpoint onto her and understand that it's probably done e: and goes without saying but yeah that age gap is creepy and so are you DBZ guy: I wanna take the piss but can't, I'm really pleased your partner is chill af 
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Dec 13, 2016 15:37
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Yeah, that's the kind of thing I was talking about when I mentioned sneaking more subtle references to your nerdy interests into your wedding. It's a neat little Easter egg to anyone who gets the reference, and anyone who doesn't probably won't notice. Artfully done 
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Dec 13, 2016 15:41
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Your qualities in an ideal mate seem to be "into the walking dead" and "in high school." Best of luck with that
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Dec 13, 2016 15:45
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lmfao @ thinking a 19 year old will wait til marriage for sex I mean I guess if she's as brainwashed as the confessor maybe it's possible
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Dec 13, 2016 15:46
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Buddy I got some news for you. She's not mature, you're immature.
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Someone tell me or link me to Puttys YouTube channel I will subscribe
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