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I [24F] am thinking of catfishing my best friend [30F]'s fiance [27M]quote:So I know this is a crazy idea, and I know it goes against the principles of this sub to mettle in other peoples' business. But I really believe my friend Rhea and her boyfriend Jason should NOT get married, and I'm pretty sure I could get him to respond to a catfish.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:10 |
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The Lobotomy Kid posted:[17?] Little bro got punched in the junk so hard he is now effectively intersex.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:11 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [24F] am thinking of catfishing my best friend [30F]'s fiance [27M] Please tell me all of the comments are telling her not to and that she's a crazy person.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:12 |
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One more post and I'll stop "Hey, how cold is it outside, am I gonna need to wear a jacket?" "It's 26 degrees." "I don't understand, how cold is that compared to the temperature water boils at " like, this is equivalent to saying you can't understand when times are given in AM/PM format instead of military time. If you can't tell whether it's 2 o'clock in the morning or the afternoon, you have some sensory issues or just woke up from a coma, and if you need to compare the temperature of your neighborhood to the boiling point of water to understand it you are some kind of alien or something. In short, none of this matters WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [24F] am thinking of catfishing my best friend [30F]'s fiance [27M] why would you jump straight to trying to catfish the fiance instead of trying "talk to her about the doubts you have about her relationship" first I mean, aside from the obvious reason of "she really wants an excuse to do dumb spy poo poo and fake-seduce someone online while telling herself it's for a good cause"
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:13 |
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Trigger Warning: Depressing. Younger brother [13M] has a concussion and I [15M] have a head cold. They're letting him stay home but making me go to school quote:Brother has a concussion and I have a head cold. My parents are letting him stay home and letting him rest, but they're making me go to school. How is this fair?
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:25 |
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A head cold is way less serious than a concussion, so no poo poo? Also I'm not sure how that story is depressing unless you left out that the 13 year old got the concussion from being beat by his parents or something.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:30 |
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Hmm, my brother has a head injury that could lead to permanent cognitive impairments, hearing loss, issues of perception, and memory loss. If he hits his head and gets a concussion again, the effects could be magnified and could lead to significant life-long impairments. Doctors say he should have no screen time for at least a week, probably longer. My nose is runny. Why are they taking his head problems more seriously? God!
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:33 |
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Bonster posted:Hmm, my brother has a head injury that could lead to permanent cognitive impairments, hearing loss, issues of perception, and memory loss. If he hits his head and gets a concussion again, the effects could be magnified and could lead to significant life-long impairments. Doctors say he should have no screen time for at least a week, probably longer. My nose is runny. The kid is 15, he does not think like this. Also, that story was dumb, what's going on with catfish wannabe lady?
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:36 |
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MF_James posted:The kid is 15, he does not think like this. At 15 I can tell you that I knew concussions were a serious head injury.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:37 |
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leveraging your sibling's pain/disabilities to try and get something out of it is like 90% of being an older brother, cmon you guys
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:44 |
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Bonster posted:At 15 I can tell you that I knew concussions were a serious head injury. I live in a hockey town so I don't think I understood how serious they were Until recently since people had them all the time
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:47 |
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lemonslol posted:In his defense, I would probably break up with her too. Why can't she learn celsius, instead of using moon units for temperature? They're Moon Units because they landed us on the moon, shitlord.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:50 |
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Bonster posted:At 15 I can tell you that I knew concussions were a serious head injury. Congratulations you may have been smarter than like 80% of kids at that age, or you could be mis-remembering. Kids do not understand the severity of things the same way (some) adults do, news at 11
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:51 |
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WampaLord posted:Also I'm not sure how that story is depressing unless you left out that the 13 year old got the concussion from being beat by his parents or something. Its almost like I was joking on this comedy forum.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:57 |
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My charitable assumption is that Head Cold Kid is loving miserable and not inclined to consider the relative medical severity of his situation vs. his brother's. Going to school with a bad cold does suck pretty bad, even if the cold isn't technically bad enough to keep you home.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:58 |
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We're all dumb as kids, but 15 is pretty drat old to not know that concussions are bad, even just as some vague kind of head injury.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 19:59 |
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Everyone in this story is probably fatquote:We [30s M+F] want to have sex with a couple we know and love [30s M+F]. Need advice on how not to gently caress it up.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:11 |
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you called them "pee-pees", it's too late to be non-stupid in any capacity, it's clearly systemic
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:19 |
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Gaunab posted:Everyone in this story is probably fat oh please oh please post responses to this one.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:21 |
They should definitely wait until everyone is super drunk for maximum weirdness and maximum potential regret. Nothing says "I don't want to take advantage of you" like taking advantage of people when they are inebriated.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:22 |
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Honestly that's the healthiest version of that story possible. No one is proposing 4 ways with lesbians, as long as they discuss everything ahead of time I don't see any problems with it.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:22 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [24F] am thinking of catfishing my best friend [30F]'s fiance [27M] I personally have nothing against the guy, I just want to enact an elaborate scheme to ruin his long-term relationship. Because I care about his fiancée. As a friend. Totally. Also gently caress dat scandalous ho. She's using a dude that's totally stuck on her as a dumping ground for her emotional garbage related to her SO. "I want to cheat on him sooo bad (but not with you, you desperate puppy). I wish someone (that wasn't you) would rescue me from this terrible man." Who does this? "sorry babe, I'd marry you, but this proposal was pretty weak and your great auntie's ring that gave her dear mother a glimmer of hope through Nazi prison camp until she was reunited with her husband after the war isn't even close to impressive enough. Go back and plan a better proposal and bring a fuckin rock this time or no wedding, rear end in a top hat." I've been the emotional punching bag in this scenario before (yes I was a Nice Guy) and it is terrible. The couple argued all the time and then hate-hosed and never really worked any problems out with each other. The lady didn't need to work stuff out, she had me to listen to her vent about every little detail of her relationship so she could be content until she got pissed again. Lol at the catfishing master plan. The worst thing I did to sabotage my couple was to encourage m'lady to break up with her beau, or to talk to him about poo poo and maybe try counseling, because if he was as lovely as she said, that would end it quickly. I eventually got to know her boyfriend and "surprise," he wasn't actually a non-stop rear end in a top hat parade. Then he started bitching to me about his girlfriend in the same manner and they continued blissfully hate-loving.I didn't realize I was their relationship counselor until well after the fact. Oh to be 20 again... E: I don't want to sound blameless here. I totally wanted to bone that chick the whole time. Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Dec 13, 2016 |
# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:23 |
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Pick posted:you called them "pee-pees", it's too late to be non-stupid in any capacity, it's clearly systemic Agreed. Everyone knows 'weenies' is the proper term.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:25 |
WampaLord posted:Honestly that's the healthiest version of that story possible. No one is proposing 4 ways with lesbians, as long as they discuss everything ahead of time I don't see any problems with it. I agree, I just don't like this line "We don't want to exploit them or anything..." paired with this line "...or should I just wait until midnight when everyone is loving drunk and take off my pants? (Kidding. Sort of.)"
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:26 |
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I love laughing at cowards who walk outside in 85F weather and complain it's hot
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:30 |
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like I am normally not on the shame train, but I can smell that foursome from here, and there is an at least 70% probability one of the two women involved wears polka dots and lipstick in alarming colors
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:35 |
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pee-pees. jesus christ.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:35 |
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Pick posted:like I am normally not on the shame train, but I can smell that foursome from here, and there is an at least 70% probability one of the two women involved wears polka dots and lipstick in alarming colors I'm picturing two men with metal t-shirts and greasy hair with two large women for some reason.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:43 |
I pictured two really hot guys going down on each other while their wives look on bored &depressed. But yeah no way the dudes are good looking, Pick's right and I bet the dude who wrote the post thinks his "comedy" makes up for his poorly trimmed facial hair and rampant backne.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:45 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Oh to be 20 again... Not to interrupt your reminiscences, but the poster is also a (presumably straight since she mentioned a fiance) woman, not a Nice Guy Waiting in the Wings.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:50 |
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Pick posted:pee-pees. jesus christ. You're really freaking out over a jokey word choice. The dude knows his audience, you have to write for Reddit with a more juvenile tone.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:51 |
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It's always the most obnoxious, attention seeking people who are so overt about sex, monstrously fat or otherwise
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 21:22 |
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curlingiron posted:Not to interrupt your reminiscences, but the poster is also a (presumably straight since she mentioned a fiance) woman, not a Nice Guy Waiting in the Wings. Eh, that's what I get for skimming.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 21:24 |
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Breasts have made an appearance!
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 21:25 |
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we have breastsign fondle softly, without rhythm
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 21:29 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Breasts have made an appearance! - My thoughts upon browsing GBS today
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 21:31 |
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WampaLord posted:You're really freaking out over a jokey word choice. The dude knows his audience, you have to write for Reddit with a more juvenile tone. I thought that was TVIV.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 21:52 |
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Jeff summary: I hate my girlfriend because she is extremely sexy and kind quote:OK, so I'm a 32M with a 28F girlfriend. I've actually known her for almost 10 years. Our first date ever was about 10 years ago and we've been in touch on/off for the past decade. Finally, about 9 months ago we started dating.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 22:34 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Jeff summary: I hate my girlfriend because she is extremely sexy and kind
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 22:37 |
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Congratulations to that girl when the dude dumps her and she easily finds someone who will appreciate her.
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